Brockway tasks Seanbaby and guest, Tom Reimann, with using the power of internet affirmations to accomplish our most impossible goal yet!
2024-07-10 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway blows a whistle that only dog murderers can hear, so Seanbaby and guest Tom Reimann come running to discuss the 2024-07-10 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s been a long week, so here’s an extra cursed relic. Two, in fact. Like many problems, they’re from Princeton.
Was I the only one who was super bummed when The Sopranos turned out not to be a musical? No, I was not! I know for a fact that Hugh Jackman felt the same way because he tried to make...
2024-07-08 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Our story today is about idiots, but it doesn't start there. It started in prison, with our author getting his skull bashed open by a homemade morning star:
2024-07-05 12:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Calling all Beef Kids! Aren’t you tired of activity books with too little or sometimes NO beef? Don’t worry, your favorite publisher of children’s books, the Illinois Beef Association, is bac...
2024-07-04 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
"Alllllllllllright, pumped some iron, did my pilates, had half a cannoli then made myself throw it up (but that doesn’t mean I’m crazy, it’s just what the business demands of you). Time for m...
2024-07-03 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostIt's the Dogg Zzone animated podcast! This week we're talking to Lydia Bugg about the finale of Playing It Straight, the 2004 reality TV show about straight men hunting secret gay people. It seems like there should have been mur...
2024-07-03 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Seanbaby ropes Brockway and Lydia Bugg into a game of MANHUNT, TARGET: HUNKS. That's right, it was a long time coming, but we're finally holding a hunk-off.
2024-07-03 11:58:00 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby wrangles Brockway and guest, Lydia Bugg, for 2024-07-03 11:57:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Today’s column is just for kids! Find one.
Hey there! I’m Mr. Dayle, and I’m a teacher. Sometimes the NYPD plays rough with my students, but that probably won’t happe...
2024-07-02 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Imagine you're about to engage in the act of sexual intercourse, but first, you must get through a full Barbara Walters-style sit-down interview with your dick. Your dick has to go on 60 Minute...
2024-07-01 13:24:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 3 of Mountain Monsters: The Bigfoot of...
2024-07-01 13:23:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Well i watched that We Are The World documentary bout when all the famous 80s singers saved the world with s...
2024-06-27 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
At some point, society decided that babies hold the secrets of the cosmos within their tiny, still-developing brains. Countless pieces of media have explored this truth, from Baby Geniuses...
2024-06-26 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostIf you prefer to actually see the hosts of a podcast, and if you further prefer to see those hosts as shark-eyed cartoon ghouls, have we got a treat for you! It's the animated podcast we made for some reason! This episode is Lydia B...
2024-06-26 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
It's another Holiday Clown-Off! This time it's Lydia Bugg in the clown circle!
Lydia!
Get out of the clown circle!
2024-06-26 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby invites Brockway and guest, Lydia Bugg, onto the ol' podcast ranch to watch 2024-06-26 11:57:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Think of a time you claimed true revenge. Real, brutal, satisfying, justified vengeance.
No you fucking didn’t.
At least not all four. It might have been imaginary. O...
2024-06-25 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Many industries were able to thrive under the chaos of the pandemic. Slime is a multi-million dollar business now! There are slime millionaires buying homes with their goo money. However, I would a...
2024-06-24 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Don Quixote by Miguel de Cervantes. The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway. Pro Wrestling Finishing Holds by 'Judo' Gene LeBell.
2024-06-21 12:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Acquaintance cards are a fad of the late 1800s. They were like business cards, but for initiating romance, in a time of sexual repression. If you wanted to initiate the merest prelude to the precur...
2024-06-20 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Decades before Bill Murray got Lost in Translation or Robin Williams shocked us all with his impeccable dramatic turns in Jakob the Liar and Bicentennial Man, a...
2024-06-19 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostRemember we have an animated podcast now! We do things first and think about them somewhere around 14th to never. This week it's David Bell talking to us about The Beekeeper: the boomer Death Wish targeting Gen Z, phone scams, a...
2024-06-19 11:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
It's Seanbaby HONK, It's HONK Brockway, it's David HONK Bell! It's HONK just your classic HONK HONK Holi-HONK-day Clown-Off! (HONK.)
2024-06-19 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby, Brockway, and guest David Bell - henceforth known as The Buzz Boyzz - 2024-06-19 11:57:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Marihuana gave us Dwain Esper in panic mode. And left the question: is he fucking with...
2024-06-18 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
In 1948 every comic book company wanted a piece of the Archie IP. Horny nerds were in, and thus the Archie knockoffs were born, Freddy, Howie, Dudley, Binky, Cookie, Scooter, Buzzy, Wilbur, but sur...
2024-06-17 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostThe Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 2 of Mountain...
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