Hi. Clown ministry. As someone who collects and writes about mistakes by maniacs, it's hard to maintain a perspective on "strange." And so I've ignored this 1990 clown ministry book in the clown mi...
2024-06-14 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome, ðŸŒs, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we take turns riding in each other’s BabyBjorns.
But this isn’t about ...
2024-06-13 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
I've covered a number of different children’s properties created by Marty Abrams and his production company, Abrams Gentile Entertainment. They brought us, among other things, 2024-06-12 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Brockway has found more Gorilla Flow, the hour long infomercial of pure madness. He is joined by fellow gorilla piss specialists Seanbaby and Jason Pargin to 2024-06-12 11:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Brockway asks Seanbaby and guest, Jason Pargin, to play a leaf-collecting, forest disappearing game of WikiWhy - the fun bonus game with clear rules and plenty of winners!
2024-06-12 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostWe have an animated podcast now! This week it's Jason Pargin, it's samurai ape duels, it's inexplicable Walken, and it's piss, piss, piss. That's right, we found more Gorilla Flow! Watch Episode 179 - Gorilla Flow Director's Cut her...
2024-06-12 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I don’t know, Chimchar? Poké-recall is beyond me. I still ne...
2024-06-11 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Now that we’re all aware of Chicken Girls The College Years: Sponsored By Takis, I think...
2024-06-10 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
It was 3am and I heard a loud knock at my door. "Finally: karate," I thought. But my door opened only to an empty and unfamiliar street. "Darkness, this is not where I live," I told the wrong outsi...
2024-06-07 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Magic grifters sell spells and potions to frustrated men in vests, the kind of men who consider themselves poly but don’t have a girlfriend. Karate grifters sell pokes and death touches to men in...
2024-06-06 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostWe have an animated podcast now! For reasons we can't explain! This week it's Dogg Zzone Episode 178, Rambo and His Titans with Patrick Reed - an insane 1990s Argentinian wrestling show about the Rambo cartoon toyline!
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The city’s dead tonight - cold and blue as a corpse on a slab, and fresh sorrow blowing from a muffled sax at the dive bar next door is all that mourns its passing. There’s no ...
2024-06-05 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway, Seanbaby, and guest Patrick Reed watch 2024-06-05 11:59:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Brockway, Seanbaby, and guest Patrick Reed summon two demons using their favorite food - the dreams of witches! Will a naughty catboy and a war himbo love these dreams of banality and despair? Who can say? But probably not!
2024-06-05 11:59:10 +0000 UTC View Post
We’ve met plenty of specialist frauds. One-trick posers. Liars with focused depth. But what about breadth? Imagine the Necronomicon for doing fucking nothing, in the name of art....
2024-06-04 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Is it possible to have too much money? Yes, and today, submitted for the approval of the Hotdog Society, I have a book written by a woman who clearly does. Robyn Freedman Spizman has taken many nam...
2024-06-03 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostThe Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 1 of Mountain Monsters:...
2024-06-03 11:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Mascot Week ends here, the only way it ever could: VOLTO FROM MARS.
Volto From Mars was created in 1944, a rocket age champion of man's imagination. He fell from the sky in s...
2024-05-31 12:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you know why people hold up JOHN 3:16 signs at sporting events? If you’re an idiot in Christ, like me, you assumed it was some Bible verse about sports. “And the Lord saw the goal, and it ...
2024-05-30 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostWe've got an animated podcast now! For reasons that are no longer clear to us. There's no logic to any of it. Things fall apart. The center cannot hold. Episode 177 of the Dogg Zzone is loosed upon the world.
2024-05-29 18:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
What are the Olympics? Are they a celebration of the highest peaks of human achievement in athletics, a reminder of what dedication and hard work can achieve, a venue for friendly competition betwe...
2024-05-29 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby enters the octagon with Brockway and guest, William Sellari, only to get the holy shit beat out of them by 2024-05-29 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Seanbaby thanks Brockway and William Sellari for being such good friends, and the means by which he shares his gratitude is betrayal, betrayal most foul.
2024-05-29 11:58:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Where are mascots born? A panicked boardroom at 2 AM, with none of the drugs AMC promised. Just a whiteboard with the dumbest shit ten former artists have said in their li...
2024-05-28 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
To kick off Mascot Week, I am bringing you not the tale of a single mascot but many, and they're all fucking. You asked for Mascot Week so I'm opening the dark door at the end of my brain hallway...
2024-05-27 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Seanbaby: "Sometimes from madness comes masterpiece," is not our website's slogan, but it should be. I think our actual slogan is "101 hamburger jokes." And today, the slogan that ...
2024-05-24 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Alright there I was, bored and weary one night with only infinite content at my disposal and I came across this one:
Although it has long been known that the swirl of individual galaxies is the product of black holes at their centers, it was only recently that physicists came to the consensus that there exists a ...
2024-05-22 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Brockway and Seanbaby are joined by Dan McQuade for a game of Big WikiWhy - the game that's just WikiWhy, but slightly bigger!
2024-05-22 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway and Seanbaby are joined by special guest Dan McQuade to discuss 2024-05-22 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post