“Headmaster! Merlin! I wish you would have called ahead! The place is such a mess!”
Albus chuckled as Molly Weasley fussed about, waving her wand every which way to try and clean up the assorted messes scattered across the Weasley kitchen.
Albus took a seat at the table and waited...
2024-12-14 13:37:24 +0000 UTC
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“Well, that's not great.” Harry said as he stared at the tv screen, where the cameras were providing a nice, big close-up of the burning scroll that seemed to portend their imminent doom.
“You're fucking telling me?! I almost didn't make it to see my grand-puppies be bo...
2024-12-07 00:22:53 +0000 UTC
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I've been working on/off (mostly off recently) on this for like a year and a half now. I've got like 12k words written, but I did change things around slightly to give myself an out if I want to go a different direction for the next chapter. This will be a two-shot, three-shoot at t...
2024-11-26 19:19:26 +0000 UTC
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Back from vacation, with last month's poll winner ready. Let me know if there's any issues reading it.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/153Z2D4cIlmIi...
2024-11-15 12:20:40 +0000 UTC
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Still on vacation. Been working on this fic for
2024-11-03 06:14:26 +0000 UTC
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As some of you may or may not know, i love DBZ, and Trunks is my Harry for that fandom. This is a smutty one-shot with shota!Trunks and Erasa. There's also a hint of VIdel/18/Bulma/Panchy, and I would definitely love making this a PWP series.
2024-10-28 19:15:42 +0000 UTC
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So, I'm going on vacation, starting tomorrow up until the fifteenth of November.
I will still be working on the Fem! Weasley Twins one-shot and will post it when its done. However, since I'll only have my phone with me, I'm not sure if I'll be able to set up a google doc link, so it ...
2024-10-28 19:09:51 +0000 UTC
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Neville Longbottom was back at Hogwarts. He'd had a nice, long winter break. He'd hosted his friends over at his home, where they used Potter's goblet strips to get absolutely sloshed without his grandmother knowing.
The killer hangover they'd all had the next day had not been fun, bu...
2024-10-26 22:18:23 +0000 UTC
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The cobblestone streets were bustling with movement. For a young lamia like her, it was overwhelming. She could not only hear, but she could also feel, feel the scraping and scratching of feet. Each click of a heel left echoes behind for her to feel, long after their unknowing creator had mov...
2024-10-17 15:05:10 +0000 UTC
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Alright, let me know if you're having any issues being able to read the chapter. I've got three diff methods this time, so it should all be fine in theory, but still.
2024-10-13 20:05:37 +0000 UTC
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“Mistress!? Are you alright?”
Darcia was doubled over, clutching her chest. Harry and Hermione had sprung to her side in moments. Darcia was sweating. She felt a sharp pain in her heart, a sting that was just barely easing off in intensity and made it difficult for her to even bre...
2024-10-06 22:56:41 +0000 UTC
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So this is my second attermpt at posting this chap, and I definitely cannot post anything with smut as text anymore, as it seems its all going to get reported . So please, let me know if you cant read at least one of these
2024-10-06 22:54:29 +0000 UTC
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“Father, I thought the floo was connected directly to the ballroom?” Daphne asked as she looked around in confusion.
They had emerged in the atrium. The Fountain of Magical Brethren, which she'd always thought was an eyesore, looked marginally better as it was now, under much dimmer lig...
2024-09-22 02:40:02 +0000 UTC
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2024-09-17 15:06:58 +0000 UTC
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So, the chapter got reported by someone and I'm supposed to re-submit it to meet guidelines, which obviously wouldn't work without basically neutering it. I'm not sure what to do in this case, so if anyone has any ideas let me know.
2024-09-17 00:15:53 +0000 UTC
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The stake had been raised. The wood had been brought in from the forest by Hagrid, and Hermione had made sure it provided a suitable burn. Everything had been set so that at the moment of execution, the crowd would be treated to a wonderful view of the sun rising just as Riddle's body became cons...
2024-09-11 15:58:17 +0000 UTC
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Tom turned his head to the side, gazing up at the statuesque blonde who's piercing blue eyes were currently fixed on him.
“Yes?”
Apolline's face twitched ever so slightly. “My apologies. It's just… you're quite a strange creature.”
Nymphadora snorted. “Aren't we all?...
2024-09-05 18:38:26 +0000 UTC
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“Hey there, Harry! Got some dragonhide boots! Wanna check them out? Only cost you a galleon a pair.”
Harry whistled as he stopped to inspect the collection of boots arrayed atop the dusty, frayed old carpet.
He had to give it to old Mick. If it wasn't for all the scuff marks, how ...
2024-08-31 12:41:10 +0000 UTC
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So I did end up just making a smutty and non-smutty one shot for this month.
Warnings: this one has some rape and bestiality at the end.
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“Next stop, Azkaban island!”
Tonks shot Robards an annoyed look. The only reason to say that out l...
2024-08-31 12:39:49 +0000 UTC
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Daphne climbed down the stairs into Harry's trunk, looking slightly irritated as she grabbed her glasses from their hook on the wall and put them on.
Susan was lounging on a small sofa, draped over the armrest with her head hanging off as she held a magazine out in front of her.
“He...
2024-08-24 00:26:53 +0000 UTC
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“Huh, what a strange little corner of heaven.” Emily mused as she walked down the dimly lit hallway, such a stark contrast with the rest of heaven. Never in her existence had she seen a light fixture flicker until now. Such a novel experience made her cast a quick prayer in thanks to t...
2024-08-19 00:16:47 +0000 UTC
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Harry’s eyes fluttered open as he let out a small groan. His body was tired, very tired, but he felt no pain. He was encased in softness, he felt like he was lying on a cloud. As his eyes slowly adjusted to the light, he could make out a myriad of colors; different hues of reds, greens, yellows...
2024-08-15 01:05:55 +0000 UTC
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Apolline stretched awake, the nearby fluttering of wings having stirred her from her restful sleep.
She yawned as she arched her back, her voluptuous figure being hugged by the fine silk sheets. She would give it to Lady Malfoy, she did not subscribe to the usual british tendency of using o...
2024-08-08 00:51:20 +0000 UTC
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“I think we finally have it down.” Lyra said as Delphi practiced an arpeggio on the grand piano.
Harriet nodded. “No time like the present, is there?”
Lyra smiled at her, reaching out to touch her furry face. “Thank you, wolfie. If it wasn't for you, I think we would have fa...
2024-08-08 00:50:17 +0000 UTC
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This was what I originally wrote after the poll that turned into something else completely. If I continue this one, it'll likely have some smut but be mostly plot heavy, and might not even be harem in the end.
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“Harry, I must reiterate that I believe this to...
2024-07-30 15:34:25 +0000 UTC
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The winner of this month's poll was a Harry and Older Harry dual harem situation. I began writing the one shot when, as happens a lot with me, the story got away from me and became something completely different. As I kept writing, I knew that I couldn't just turn the fic into mindless s...
2024-07-30 15:31:05 +0000 UTC
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“I can't believe I agreed to this. This is insane.” Daphne repeated as Harry scrambled all around his trunk, collecting random gadgets and throwing them into his bag.
With some of the proceeds from their potions sales, he'd bought a bottomless bag second hand off a seventh year. He hadn...
2024-07-23 04:19:11 +0000 UTC
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“How's he holding up, doctor?”
The mediwitch looked solemn, which did nothing to lift Minerva and Filius’ moods.
“Does he have any next of kin?”
McGonagall gasped while Flitwick's face paled considerably. “Surely it can't be that bad, doctor...
2024-07-18 00:56:59 +0000 UTC
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The taps at the door remained persistent. Angel Dust groaned from his spot on the sofa. He reached around blindly on the floor until he found an empty bottle, heaving it back and tossing it at the door in hopes that whoever was on the other side got the message.
His aim was way off. The bot...
2024-07-17 14:38:12 +0000 UTC
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