How's it going Patreons? Here's episode 3. Avoid the comment section if you don't want to ruin anything.
Our third attempt at traversing across Wales in a completely straight line continues. After surviving the savagery of the farmland by the skin of our teeth, 15 miles of open moorland, ...
How's it going everyone? Thought I'd give you a clearer, less hope-dashing title this time!
So, I've been working real hard to get episode 3 done in a reasonable time, and the release date for you guys is going to be Saturday (8PM GMT as usual)
It'll be released on YouTube on Sunday...
Sorry it's a couple of days late guys!
My third attempt at crossing Wales in a completely straight line continues with what is without doubt the most eventful and stressful day of missioning I've ever experienced. We knew that day 2 with it's unrelenting farmland would be a sketchy one eve...
Will not be released on Patreon until Thursday (the 30th) at 8pm GMT (It was originally supposed to be Tuesday the 28th)
As usual this is a day earlier than the YouTube release, which will be on Friday.
Part 1's ambitious pre Christmas release meant that there would have to be sli...
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Hold on to your gloves patreons, It's back.. and it's a day early just for you.
You're watching the first chapter (Embarkment/Day 1) of my third attempt to cross Wales in a completely straight line, and I can assure you that this series is going to be a...
Not a story I'm proud of, but a story none the less.
2021-12-10 11:58:41 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm sorry. I was meant to give you another story this weekend but I got caught up in this stupid YouTube fad and so instead I made one of these instead.
Here's an example of a good one: https://www.youtube.com/...
This is probably the last one I'll do of these. Hope you enjoy.
Another funny story incoming next week.
Editing for the latest mission going well.
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I'll be making some top tier GeoWizard shorts (short clips) on YouTube and I'd very much like your help with ideas for clips, titles or even thumbnails.
The clips will be anything from 5 to 20 seconds(ish), but the idea is to make them short, sweet and to the point. I also want to them to ...
I bet you weren't expecting this, but here it is anyway.
Apologies for the far from perfect lighting, and of course the lack of expertise. Do let me know if you want to see another, and I'll improve both things for the next vid.
The XY Evolution packs start at 13...
How's it going everyone? Just letting you know that Ben and I are back safe and sound from Wales, and I'm ready to start editing. As per usual I'm not going to give anything away in regards to the success of the mission, and for this reason I want you to forget everything I said in the clumsily w...
2021-11-01 14:40:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Here it is, the story that everyone demanded to hear 3 years ago, finally shared with my Patreons. Please go easy on me, I was young and foolish..
I'm curious, do any of you remember the video in question? or is this totally new information?
Also, let me know if you want to h...
Answers in comments please, along with any possible sightings of the angry landowner..
2021-10-06 09:15:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Taken at the top of Ben Nevis, the tallest mountain in Britain at 1345m. What a beast. Have any of you been up? Let me know your stories..
2021-10-05 15:31:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Me and a few old friends went up to climb Ben Nevis this weekend, and having successfully reached its icy summit, I thought I'd try and persuade the lads to take a dip in a freezing loch while spirits were still high. To my surprise they all obliged, even Lewis (yellow shorts) who is famed for ne...
2021-10-05 14:27:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Or maybe not. I have no idea. It does feel like the straight line mission is slowly capturing peoples imagination though! Any French speakers out there want to translate this for me?
Sent in by Dina.
Just want to announce that in a couple of weeks times I'll be attempting to cross Wales again, for the third time, with the absolute goal of success. I have heard news of other imminent attempts, and despite increased bramble activity at this time of year, I must get out there and complete this f...
2021-09-30 11:12:53 +0000 UTC View Post
This weekend whilst on a boozy lads weekend in the Cotswolds, I hit the biggest milestone a YouTuber can hit, the mill. It only felt right to stand on the balcony of our rental cottage and perform an F1 style celebration (except with Prosecco rather than Champagne)
I just want to sa...
With Adolf taking an early bath (if only he'd done that in the war) it was up to a severely wounded Joseph Fritzl to take on the remaining 9 opposition worms. Can he somehow burrow his way to victory against the odds? Watch to find out.
This is probably the last one of these I...
Just want to share with you lovely Patreons that tomorrow I shall be embarking on an ambitious day long solo mission. It's not a straight line mission, but is in fact a "no roads mission" that will see my attempts to traverse across the whole of the black country (which is not actually a city but...
2021-09-10 17:42:07 +0000 UTC View Post
*EDIT* The $4 crew couldn't name the pub so I'm handing it over to the $1 army to see if they can get it.
This weekend just gone I was down in London with Verity. The main purpose of the trip was my appearance on Jaackmaate's happy hour podcast which was thoroughly enjoyable (and should be...
No but in all seriousness this looks absolutely Brutal. I feel their pain. A great achievement. Won't lie though, I'm relieved it wasn't across the whole of Scotland. I need to get back out there and conquer Britain before someone else does.
2021-09-01 06:28:33 +0000 UTC View Post
This was a long drawn out battle, but totally worth it for the dramatic ending.
Do let me know if any of you want to see more of these, I appreciate the comments, and of course I'm always open to tactical advice.
Hope you're all well!
For those of you who don't know this game, it's a classic 2D PC game from 1999 in which you wage war with enemy worms using a variety of different weapons, and it's one of my favorite games ever.
In this video, two of my most decorated worms (A. Hitler and J. Fritzl) take on 1...
In late April 2021, after visiting our dad in Swansea, a hungover Ben and I decided to stop off at the UK's largest roundabout near Cardiff, with a view to walk across it in a completely straight line. The problem was, apart from the heat and the hay fever, the line I'd plotted on the GPS, which ...
2021-08-17 13:56:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Future Tom makes a long awaited comeback in this Diverse World record attempt that didn't quite make the YouTube cut. Instead it's for my $4 Patreons to enjoy all to themselves. Hope you enjoy!
2021-08-09 13:46:20 +0000 UTC View Post
I get a lot of questionable lookalike shouts, ranging from Mike Skinner to footballers such as Bernado Silva, Miralem Pjanic and most laughably of all Bruno Fernandes, but this snap taken by my mate Andy in a London Cafe will be hard to beat.. thoughts?
2021-07-27 10:57:41 +0000 UTC View Post
One pleasant Friday afternoon in May 2021 me and the lads from Kinds of Light were enjoying a pint in Digbeth after doing some recording. The place we went for a beer was sandwiched right between two iconic and pretty massive Victorian Viaducts. I remembered reading that despite having been built...
2021-07-22 18:03:53 +0000 UTC View Post
*Watch with subtitles*
All the best bonus footage / unused scenes from day two of the journey plus all the post mission extras - the drive back with Calum, collecting the stashes, returning for the ladder etc.
Patreons, thank you all once again for supporting me and taking the time...