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SCOTLAND BONUS FOOTAGE #3 - DAY 1 (NORBORD TO CAMP 1)

All the best bonus footage / unused scenes from the second half of day one (basically part 2 of the series). Exclusively for Patreons!  

Thanks for your patience while I've settling into the house!

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I'm about to play in a big Geoguessr Tournament live on Twitch!

Hows it hanging everyone? Just letting you know that I'll be taking part in the much hyped "the one" battle royale tournament this evening. I'm going to get absolutely thrashed cos I haven't played in weeks and most of my fellow competitors are far superior to me anyway haha. But it should be a l...

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SCOTLAND BONUS FOOTAGE #2 - DAY 1 (FROM HOTEL TO NORBORD!)

*Subtitles available*

All the best bonus footage / unused scenes from the first morning of the mission. Exclusively for Patreons!  

Thanks for your patience while I've been moving house and getting everything set up!

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SCOTLAND BONUS FOOTAGE #1 - JOURNEY UP, STASH PREP + SCOUTING

Here it is again folks! All the best bonus footage / unused scenes from the planning stages of the Mission Across Scotland. Includes an incredibly dangerous emergency stop on the Motorway, a dangerous battery malfunction in our hotel room, as well as all the rest of the footage from the journey, ...

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Bonus footage

Just letting you know that the bonus footage video will be back up tomorrow. There was an issue with it that needed fixing and I am currently unable to fix it. Apologies!

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I'M ON PAGE 3 (post mission thank you)

The Guardian did an article on me on Sunday! not just any article but a full on page 3er! There are some great action shots from Scotland on there, but sadly no topless pics.

Despite the heart-breaking end to the Scotland Mission, It's well and truly a great time to be GeoWizard and I just...

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This is a good day.

Packing up the signed posters and getting in the mood for the big match. 

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Attempting to cross SCOTLAND in a completely straight line. (PART 3: PISSED OFF FARMER)

Here it is. A day late, but early. If that makes any sense.

*Watch in 1440p and with subtitles for full effect*
*COMMENTS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS*  

Join myself and Welsh Greg as we embark on a gruelling 6 day adventure in which we attempt across Scotland in a completely stra...

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Scotland Part #3 Announcement

How's it going everyone? Firstly thanks so much all of you for signing up and supporting me on Patreon. The numbers are getting huge now, far higher than I ever expected so thank you so much for your incredible support.

Just letting you know that instead of tomorrow night, the 3rd episode ...

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Attempting to cross SCOTLAND in a completely straight line. (PART 2: FACTORY ESCAPE)

*watch in 1440p and with subtitles for full effect*

Join myself and Welsh Greg as we embark on a gruelling 6 day adventure in which we attempt across Scotland in a completely straight line. In Part 1, after a tricky first 3 miles we successfully scaled the Norbord factory fence without dra...

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The official GeoWizard store is now open!

Hey patreons, just letting you know that you can now check out the new GeoWizard store and purchase a limited edition Mission Across Scotland movie poster. The signed ones are going quick so don't miss out! Please read the information surrounding the products carefully, and do let me know in the ...

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Official GeoWizard store (early release for $4 Patreons)

Hey guys, just letting you know that you can now check out the new GeoWizard store and purchase a limited edition Mission Across Scotland movie poster. It will be released fully at 8pm to coincide with the first episode's YouTube release, so until then you will need to enter the password "eustaw"...

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Attempting to cross SCOTLAND in a completely straight line. (PART 1: ENTER THE FACTORY)

Early access for all my lovely patreons. Welcome aboard newcomers.

*watch in 1440p and with subtitles for full effect*  

It's here. The eagerly anticipated Mission Across Scotland, featuring myself and the heroic Welsh Greg, who was hungrier than ever for straight line success ...

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Urban Exploration with Ben: The Tots TV House

*Apologies for the shit camera quality - GoPro was playing up so had to use my phone*

On the way back from mine and Ben's ill fated survival mission, stomachs feeling a little better, I gave my ingrowing toenail one last treat. A mission through the farmers fields to the incredibly well hi...

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I’m on radio in 10 minutes

Just letting you know I’ll be live on Noods radio (Bristol) at 12pm. I’ll be chatting and playing some tune. You can find it online!

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An early treat for the Geoguessr heads (featuring some of my most insane guesses to date!)

*Released two days early for all Patreons*

It's been 9 months since I achieved a 22,901 live on Twitch on Geoguessr's hardest format, still one of my finest hours, but it's about time I had another crack at this with a view to see how high I can feasibly go. Unfortunately, another unexpect...

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Survival Trip Bonus Footage

*SUBTITLES AVAILABLE*  

A handful of unused clips from the ill fated "survival trip" with Ben, mainly from the build up. There wasn't actually that much footage left over from the edit, but I thought I'd share it with you none the less. Tots TV house coming soon ($4)

Edited by ...

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Possible dead bloke in Botswana?

A fan just sent me this screenshot he took whilst playing a 3 minute per round country streak game on Geoguessr. I'm like 65% sure the guy in the back of the lorry has kicked the bucket, I mean that ain't the ideal napping position. What do you reckon?? Let's hope he's alright..

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MTV made a documentary on my mate Jim ( I feature in it)

Not all of you will know this but back in 2017 one of my best mates from school, James Brindley, was brutally murdered whilst walking home from the pub, just a couple of hundred metres from his house. The motive is still a mystery, and the sentences were a joke.

In January I was interviewe...

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We attempted to survive in the woods for 3 days.. Bear Grylls would be ashamed.

Exclusive early access for all Patreons. *Use subtitles and good headphones if possible. Me and Ben tend to mumble. Select the United Kingdom one, not auto generated*

Last summer, me and my brother Ben shoved some pots and pans in a rucksack and headed for the forests of south Wiltshire to ...

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UK Speed Run Record Attempt #4 - Get me back on that leaderboard.

*Exclusively for the $4 tier* - This video was scheduled for release tonight on YouTube but I achieved a significantly faster time which will be released instead, tonight on YouTube. That's something else for you to look forward to, but in the mean time I hope you enjoy this game.

It's ano...

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GeoWizard, aged 7, shows off his questionable geography knowledge

Exclusively for $4 tier Patreons, this is a rare treat...
The first recorded footage of me as a child, aged 7, showing off what I'd learned from studying my atlases and maps. But just like present day me, 7 year old me was prone to mistakes. In this case they proved to be quite controversial.<...

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Pre Channel Throwbacks: "The technique of a nation: Kicking accuracy"

Way back before the channel took off, me and some of my closer friends were always cooking up funny video ideas with a view to potentially grow an audience on YouTube. Some were funny, some were painfully unfunny, some were just a bit daft. This is one of the daft ones.  

Filmed on th...

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Pre Channel Throwbacks: "1 peterhead, llandudno" - The earliest known Geoguessrwizard recording

Way back in early 2015, a 24 year old, camera shy but sweary version of myself was planning to take his new found Geoguessr skills and showcase them to the world. After a few unwatchable attempts filmed on a GoPro, I decide to bite the bullet and download the pinnacle in screen recording software...

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Oh and another thing..

I'm streaming with popular streamer and all round fun guy, Ludwig - tonight at 8pm. We're mainly doing sporcle quizzes as far as I'm aware.

https://www.twitch.tv/ludwig

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Can I pinpoint the EXACT location of my fans using a single image?

Here it is! early exclusive early patreon access to the first episode of what I hope will be a popular series and an integral part of the Geowizard channel going forward, and you helped inspire it! Thanks to Ablewell, Ana and Alexander for sending in their photos. Let me know your thoughts on the...

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Pre Channel Throwbacks: Do you find me attractive? (welsh moment of weakness)

Way back before the channel took off, me and some of my closer friends were always cooking up funny video ideas with a view to potentially grow an audience on YouTube. This is a prime example of one of those ideas.   

Whilst visiting Welsh Greg who was at university in Canterbury...

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Pre Channel Throwbacks: Dating tapes - Dean, 22, Walsall

Over the next few days I'll be posting a series of videos on the $4 tier that were intended for YouTube, but never quite made it. Most of them are from around the time that I created the GeoWizard channel, but most of them predate it.

Me and some of my closer friends were always cooking up...

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Patreon Exclusive: UK speed run record attempts (4 x bonus games with commentary)

As requested, here's a little something for my $4 tier Geoguessr fanatics. 40 minutes of unused attempts, some successful, some painfully close, but on the whole not good enough to warrant uploading to YouTube. All games are narrated by future Tom who did a great job of keeping up with past Tom. ...

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It’s time

Patreon will be silent for the next seven days while me and Greg attempt to be the first people to cross Scotland (or Britain for that matter) in a straight line. This photo was taken up on the campsies as we hid one of our five stash bags. Today was a hard day, but tomorrow, the first day of the...

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