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Two weeks ago I decided to get some good hiking training in just before my mate Andy's stag do. The stag cottage/barn was in remotest Mid Wales, not too far from my first straight line attempt. Why not take advantage of the big hills and great weather and get some ...
Exactly 7 years ago today on the 20th of June 2015, me and Verity attended the very same Walsall Arboretum Park run. (For those of you who don't know, the parkrun is a weekly 5k running event held every Saturday morning at 9am in parks all over the country). We didn't know of each others existenc...
2022-06-20 10:53:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Next stream will be music based, including my favourite artists, albums and the inspiration for my own tracks from 16 bit adventure and beyond
2022-06-15 20:05:02 +0000 UTC View PostI'm going to attempt to stream tonight at 7pm BST for 2 hours. I'm going to use YouTube, as I believe there is an unlisted link. The only downside is that some of you guys will probably share it, but what can you do. Other than that I think it should work? I'll make sure I'm here half an hour ear...
2022-06-15 09:21:43 +0000 UTC View PostYou heard correctly! I'm thinking of doing a biweekly YouTube stream for $4 patreons only. An intimate arena in which I can properly converse with my loyalist fans in a more efficient way. I was going to make a video for you today about the inspiration for my 16 bit album, but then I thought, why...
2022-06-08 09:36:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Flying back from Primavera festival, tired eyed from all the non stop boozing and crowd battling, I awoke from my hours sleep to see that the English coast was approaching. I wonder if we're anywhere near Littlehampton, I thought to myself. I looked down and there it was, clear as day in the cent...
2022-06-08 09:30:55 +0000 UTC View Post
A $4 Tier Patreon Exclusive Video
This life changing adventure nears its close..
Highlights include another nasty fall, an escape from a huge factory, and the longest day of cycling i've ever done in my life. The story ends at my original target of Budapest where by pu...
For those confused: Bernardo Silva is a famous footballer, and I get a lot of comments from people saying I look like him. Personally I think if you take away the short brown hair and short beard, the similarities would be pretty dubious, but I'm just wondering if they picked him to do the geogue...
2022-05-19 17:30:06 +0000 UTC View Post
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The adventure continues as leave Bavaria and head for the stunning landscape of Austria..
Highlights include some fun shenanigans in Munich and Salzburg, but the main event here is the story of the most calamitous, desperate day of the trip w...
This is a decent one I think, but let me know what you think. Edited by new editor Joe again.
(Adverts on it again because I'll be leaving the house)
Stag do in Albufeira was interesting. Did terrible at golf as expected, and lost my phone whilst drunkenly climbing over fences to tr...
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Here is the final episode. Few things to say to accompany it..
Firstly, I've had to put adverts on this one because I'm going abroad tomorrow (hence the early release also) and can only place ads on my computer. Hope you don't mind too much.
Secondly, and I de...
Here you are patreons, it's part 2. Subtitles will definitely come in useful on this one are there is dialogue with people from Wednesbury. Let me know your thoughts in the comments!
The smutty journey through yam yam land continues. In part 2 we journey beyond the glacial M6 and into the ...
*For those wondering where their YouTube comment went, I had to reupload this because of a mistake. Feel free to comment again if you so wish :)
How goes it Patreons? sorry this one is a bit late. Many of you will have seen the original lockdown no roads mission (if you haven't you should ...
So it seems that 2 young lads from Somerset have successfully crossed Scotland in a straight line, deviating 38 metres. You can find their 3 part series on YouTube now here: https://www.youtube.com/channe...
2022-04-11 10:39:44 +0000 UTC View Post
The adventure continues as I peddle deeper into the beautiful southern half of Germany.. Highlights include a romance that spawned from me causing a girl to miss her flight, a swift lesson that bikes and tram tracks don't mix, and an almighty booze up in Munich that left me with a worrying ...
2022-04-07 13:06:32 +0000 UTC View Post
A $4 Tier Patreon Exclusive Video
We leave Amsterdam and it's tainted mushroom flavoured memories behind and head inland towards Germany and the heart of the adventure.
My aim is now to skip from city to city, partying as I go and working hard on the bike in betw...
Your fourth dose of bonus footage from Wales 3 is finally here. Apologies for the delay, it's been a bit more hectic than I anticipated the past few weeks.
This video includes all the noteworthy unused clips and scenes from the final slog. The slog that was supposed to be a 6 mile downhil...
A $4 Tier Patreon Exclusive Video
The journey continues as we leave magical Bruges and head across the flat lands of Holland toward my dark destiny with an even more magical mushroom.
Highlights include defending the fries seller in Bruges main square from a mob of...
2022-03-04 12:56:06 +0000 UTC View PostHow's it going everyone? just letting you know that I'm now hard at work editing the "Black Country No Roads Mission" (which won't be called that.. it'll probably be called something like "I attempted to cross an entire urban area without using a single road") ..either way, I'm aiming for a late ...
2022-03-01 10:24:56 +0000 UTC View Post
A $4 Tier Patreon Exclusive Video
The story of the adventure that changed my life continues, and the adventure really begins as we set off from Calais into mainland Europe.
This was supposed to be Calais to Cologne, but I realised how much there was to say about this d...
Your third dose of bonus footage from Wales 3, and it's another biggy!
This video includes all the noteworthy unused clips and scenes from day 3, the day where it all went wrong.
There was even less footage on this day (2hrs 45 mins) but a higher percentage of it was interesting...
A $4 Tier Patreon Exclusive Video
In 2014, a 23 year old troubled and restless version of myself decided to up sticks and embark on a truly ambitious journey across Europe on a shitty Halfords bike. Over the next few weeks I'll be telling the story of that life changing trip, starti...
Sorry to bombard you with crap on a Friday night, but here's your second dose of bonus footage from Wales 3!
This video includes all the noteworthy unused clips and scenes from day 2, a day which remarkably only had 3 hours of footage in total.
As you can see there was nowhere near as ...
The second in a small succession of videos that offer insight and advice into the world of the straight line mission, starting with the pack list. This one will probably be released tomorrow evening on YT.
You've seen the mouldy Jerky and the boatloads of Jelly Babies, but is there an...
2022-02-04 17:38:16 +0000 UTC View Post
*Early release for Patreons (This evening on YT)*
*Apologies for the slowness of patreon videos recently. There's a fair bit going on at once and I'm trying my best to catch up with everything. Bonus Footage #2 will be here tomorrow, and the rest should follow quicker from now on. $4 tier, I h...
Good evening Patreons of old and new. Apologies for the late hour. This one took ages to HD process.
Here's your first king-sized portion of bonus footage from Wales 3.
Some of the amusing clips that didn't make the final cut are bound to give you a good giggle, and the rest of t...
..and the bonus footage will be with you tomorrow evening. 50 minutes of it (from day one).
Until then, you have no option but to enjoy this snap of Thomas (3) and Benjamin (1)
*Comments WILL contain spoilers*
It's been quite a ride, but this series is almost over. I had every intention of this mission being my most boring mission yet. It turned out to be the exact opposite. The ultimate goal of a perfect continuous run may have slipped away from us ...
Hi all, Episode 4 is going to be a couple of hours late this evening, so you can expect it at around 10pm GMT. Really sorry if that scuppers any of your arrangements.
I think I was a bit unrealistic with the Tuesday release date. I've done my best to get it done for today, and it will have sub...
Just letting you guys know that the 4th and final episode of this series will be released on Tuesday the 18th for you Patreons.
See you there :)