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Here we go again...

Afternoon Patreons.

I'm pleased to announce that my most ambitious straight line mission to date (by far) is over, and that the editing process can now begin.

As usual you will all get exclusive early access to every episode. I'm aiming for late April for this one, but don't go any...

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Where it all started... (retracing the steps of the original mission to the mast)

Evenin' $4 Tier! something very pleasant for you here. Managed to get it done for you before leaving for the north of England ;)

**WATCH WITH SUBTITLES AND IN 4K**

Our beloved Welsh Greg came back for Christmas all the way from his current abode in Washington DC (of all places) and ...

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Sheffield to Manchester Ultra in the ice (again) with Ben Cook!

*Please use subtitles provided, and apologies for the shaky cam. I have no idea why the stabilization turned itself off!*

Having inadvertently picked the coldest day of the year to run across Wales back in March, coming about as close to freezing to death as we could ever hope to get, Ben ...

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Call for help: Carlisle Folk

Morning Patreons!

Do any of you lovely bunch happen to live in or near to Carlisle and own a decent drone?
I need someone to scout some farmland out for me (I think you can see where this is going ;)

If you're local and can spare an hour over the next couple of weeks, then give m...

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Watch Tom Suffer (10 Minute Cold Plunge Charity Quiz!)

Earlier this month I agreed to join Ken Goddard (aka mad Welshman in dragon trunks) for one of his crazy challenges to try and raise some money for the South West Wales Cancer Fund.  Ken, a distant relative, had already climbed Pen Y Fan (tallest peak in South Wales) in nothing but his trunk...

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Tenner in my pocket PART 2

Thanks for your patience with this one folks. Took me about 7 attempts at rendering this on Adobe Premiere but it finally worked.  Anyway, I'm hoping you'll think it was worth it!

As usual let me know your thoughts in the comments :)

**Watch with subtitles and in 4K for best resu...

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Final logo, STORROR news, Tenner in my pocket #2 update

Evening all, just wanted to show you the final versions of the new logo and banner seeing as you were so instrumental in forming the final ideas. As you can see I took your opinions onboard and me and Roman came up with a lovely compromise which retains the green colours that feel natural for the...

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More channel logo ideas!

Thanks so much for your input yesterday with the logo,
...and now I'm going to ask for it one more time!
So here are a couple of some options for the GW concept. Let me know what you think of those, whether you think they could be improved, or whether you'd simply rather it be a photo of my...

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New logo & banner idea - what do you think?

Artwork by Roman Stevens who does my posters.
Give me your ratings out of 10. I want to know if it could be any better.

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I put a tenner in my pocket and simply walked North..

(PART 1 OF 2)

Patreons, it's been a while since you got some juicy early access, but here it is.

This is something fairly relaxing compared to the straight line or no roads missions, but I'm hoping you'll enjoy it all the same. Do let me know your thoughts in the comments!

W...

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Mission To The Service Station (Barcelona to Berlin #6)

#6 in the Barcelona to Berlin throwback series from the summer of 2016.  

I needed to be in Salzburg early next morning to meet the family, but when I was booted off a train in southern Bavaria, I had to improvise. The next few hours were spent trying to reach a service station (Rasts...

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A HISTORY OF MY FAVORITE INTERNET VIDEOS ($4 TIER)

Today we take a look at some of the internet vids that shaped my teenage and adult life. Some are terrifying, but most are downright hilarious. We're gonna grab a beer, watch them back and attempt to pick apart what it was about them that captivated me so much.  

If you can't make the...

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STREAM TODAY AT 4:30PM: A HISTORY OF MY FAVORITE INTERNET VIDEOS

A look through some of the internet vids that shaped my teenage and adult life. Some are terrifying, but most are downright hilarious. We're gonna grab a beer, watch them back and attempt to pick apart what it was about them that captivated me so much.

Stream will be around 90 minutes lon...

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I went PKing on Old School Runescape. The results were mixed.

Any Runescape heads in the house? Old or new? Well it's your lucky day.   
What we have here is a Pking (player killing) session from back in 2021 (before I moved house). I am by no means an accomplished Runescape player these days and very rarely log on. I have racked up an ungodly ...

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Rugby Half Marathon (story + videos + stats)

Here are the results from my recent half marathon for those who were interested.

And here's a video of me mid way through and then crossing the finish line: https://youtu.be/dimv-bl_LRU

To sum it up in one sentenc...

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Can I Successfully Locate This 1920's Traveller? [My Toughest Geo Detective Yet]

*proper thumbnail coming tomorrow*

Evening Patreons! Here's an early treat for you all to enjoy.

Geo Detective is back and it is most certainly with a bang.
This was by far by toughest challenge yet. It's always automatically harder when the photo was taken 100 years ago because ...

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Verity plays geoguessr until she gets an insane guess

Here she is. Nurse Verity, GeoWitch, or as I like to call her, "bab".

She's only played a handful of games of geoguessr in the past and most of what she knows is probably from watching snippets of my videos, but either way she has surprised me here.  

We decided to play 1 game ...

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A run down my local trails (why I love running plus adventure announcements)

Running through my local countryside has become one of my favourite pass times. Today I decided to bring the GoPro and share a few thoughts on why I enjoy it so much, discuss the upcoming half marathon and divulge a few of my upcoming mission ideas.

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Coming this week on Patreon...

- I go for a run down my local trails in preparation for Sunday's Half Marathon, talk about running and announce my upcoming adventures - Today (Tuesday), $4 Tier
- Verity plays Geoguessr (and get's some insane guesses) - Thursday, $4 Tier
- Early access to Geo Detective #20 (my most diffic...

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MUSIC STREAM #1 - THE MUSIC THAT SHAPED MY LIFE ($4 TIER)

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MUSIC STREAM TOMORROW @ 4PM BST ($4 TIER)

Tomorrow we delve into the world of music, looking specifically at the bands and albums that have shaped my life, my musical taste and my own music.
It's not going to have too much of a structure to it for this first one; it's going to be mainly a chill sesh where I answer your questions and ...

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I entered a real life "Hunted" event with my mate. Can we evade the hunters and reach the end point?

How's it going $4 Tier? Here's something I'm hoping you'll like. Didn't know if this would be worthy of a video before we took part, but it turned out pretty nice. Let me know your thoughts in the comments.

SUBTITLES WILL BE USEFUL as there is a fair bit of black country speak and whisperi...

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AI / tech / video editing people - advice needed!

I'm thinking of making a couple of videos for the channel along the lines of "every barbed wire fence from every straight line mission" or "Every time GeoWizard swore on a straight line mission" - those sorts of things. The problem is, there is well over a hundred hours of footage to trawl throug...

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GEOWIZARD FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE

Patreonic Premier League fans:

Here is the link to join the GeoWizard Fantasy Football Premier League for the 23/24 season: 

https://fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto-join/7fgceq...

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Magnet Fishing for Metal Junk with Uncle Ed

**WATCH WITH SUBTITLES**  

Just a leisurely little video for you on this Wednesday eve, nothing too dramatic.

A few Sundays ago me and Ed decided to try our hand at magnet fishing. A curious pass time that involves dunking a powerful magnet into a body of water (usually a canal...

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Victoria finally has a new owner... and it's Paulie!

After months and months of fruitless efforts from Megan, Trey and myself to sell Victoria to a willing buyer, we finally found one in Paulie, who despite the 24 hour round trip decided that he would make the journey down to Florida with a friend and get her back.

I ended up selling it to ...

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Brand new official GeoWizard posters!!

I’m happy to announce that there are two dazzling new movie posters available to buy on the official GeoWizard website.

Designed by artist Roman Stevens who did such a great job on the Scotland poster nearly 3 years ago, we now have a Wales poster as well as a Birmingham no roads mission ...

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WALES IV BONUS FOOTAGE #4 - EPISODE 3 (2/2)

Beloved patreons; here is your fourth and final batch of bonus footage from Wales 4, featuring countless clips from day 4 and beyond.

This is probably the biggest and best bonus footage video I've ever done, thanks to the heavily condensed nature of that final day. 

In this video...

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WALES IV BONUS FOOTAGE #3 - EPISODE 3 (1/2)

Patreons! here's your third dose of bonus footage from Wales 4, continuing with everything that didn't make the cut for the first half of Episode #3. 

I had to split this into two vids because there was over 6 hours of footage to comb through from this episode. 

As I stride ...

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WALES IV BONUS FOOTAGE #2 - DAY 2

Afternoon all! 

Here's your second dose of bonus footage from Wales 4, continuing with everything that didn't make the cut for Episode 2 (Day 2 + morning of day 3)  

As I enter the unforgiving terrain that dominated the last few days, there are plenty of funny little moment...

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