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Dead rats, used needles and raw sewage. This epic urban adventure continues...

Here it is patreons. Right one time this time despite more trouble with Premiere Pro!
Thanks for your patience this week (I'm feeling better cheers)

Let me know if you spot any major errors with this one btw, I didn't have time to do one final check

Part 2 of 2 of the maddest urb...

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UPDATES + SELECTED STAG DO CONTENT

The good news: my stag do (pre wedding male piss up) was hilarious and unforgettable. 20 lads in a mansion with a swimming pool and plenty of space to piss around in, and perfect weather too.  

Some selected highlights:  

- A hilarious game of footy with various levels of ...

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A few stag do clips that made the cut...

A clip of our improvised slip and slide, me post gunging and Ed's heroic dirty pint effort. 

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Can we cross the UK's 2nd largest city without using a single road?

Thanks once again Patreons for your undying patience. Had this one ready at 4pm but Premiere Pro glitched out. My fault though for not getting it done earlier.

Anyway, I'm hoping that this will not disappoint.   

(Subtitles ready, 4K not quite ready but 1080 ready)
(N...

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Birmingham No Roads Mission (Part 1 Trailer)

Evening Patreons. Here is the trailer for Part 1. (Main video dropping tomorrow for you guys now)

Me and Ben decided it would be a good idea to try and cross Birmingham, the UK's second largest city, without walking down a single road or canal.
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Just an update

Afternoon all!

Some of you will have seen my latest geoguessr vid which stated that my planned release date for the Birmingham no roads mission was today (Tues) for patreon, tomorrow (Weds) for YouTube. Just letting you know that I ain't gonna make that. The Jerky thing ate into my time mo...

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I went hunting for coins on busy roundabouts (and got attacked by a pheasant)

Inspired by Beau Miles who did this in his native Australia with some success, I set off on a 10 mile run through the countryside, aiming for 5 big (and quite dangerous) roundabouts.  
Barely anyone sets foot anywhere near these roundabouts and they rarely get cleaned up, so the theory is...

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WALES IV BONUS FOOTAGE #1 - PRE MISSION + DAY 1

Good afternoon Patreons of old and new!
Here's your first king-sized portion of bonus footage from Wales 4.   

With plenty of footage but a pretty condensed main edit, there was a fair bit of unused footage from this series, especially in the final episode.
For now though...

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We picked the worst day imaginable to run across a country..

Here's a little treat for you Patreons.

As usual take advantage of the subtitles as there may be some Geordie/brummie ramblings that might be hard to understand

It was supposed to be a "leisurely" day out. It wasn't supposed to be a YouTube video. But then we checked the weather fo...

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BIG ADVENTURE VIDEO DROPPING AT 9PM

hold tight for one of the maddest stupidest things I've ever done.

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GeoWizard reacts to Archie and Adam's Successful Wales attempt

The old man studies the whippersnappers...

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Streaming live this evening on the $4 TIER:

Reaction to Archie and Adam's mission across Wales (all episodes)(6pm BST)

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THANK YOU

Just a quick note to say thank you all for supporting me through my Wales journey and also once again for being patient with that nightmare of an upload. I should have posted letting you know it would be Tuesday! won't let that happen again. Anyway I can finally rest now.

Bonus footage wil...

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It's all come down to this...

Thanks for your patience once again everyone. I've really toiled over this one but it's a cracking episode and I hope it's worth the wait for you.

Apologies for the lack of description but I think you know the drill by this point. It's make or break.

I've got to rest now but I'll ...

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20 minutes and part 3 will be here!

Just finishing off the subtitles. Thanks for the patience one and all.

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$4 Tier - I haven't forgot about you! (coming soon list)

Once the editing is finally done for Wales #4 this weekend, I aim to more than make up for the lull in activity on the $4 tier. Here are some of the things you can expect in the following month or so:

-How much money can I find on the side of roundabouts? (inspired by beau miles)
-Real ...

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Insane gradients and hellish forests. The race to conquer Wales continues..

Thanks for your patience my lovely little patreons, here is part 2.

The race to be the first person to cross Wales in a completely straight line continues with this eventful second episode. Join me as I attempt to clamber up an perilously steep mountainside and watch me battle my way throu...

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Crossing Wales in a straight line just became a race

It's here Patreons. As usual Watch with subtitles and in 1080HD.

EDIT - Having to put ads on this now (11:14am, Sunday 23rd) as I'm leaving the house for a Wedding

On the 18th of January 2023 I received an email from my most capable competition yet warning me of their imminent plans...

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WHO'S READY?

On January the 18th I received an email from my biggest competition (Archie and Adam Fieldhouse) telling me that they intended to conquer Wales in 3 weeks time. There was only one thing for it. I had to beat them to it.

See you all on Saturday for the first of 3 parts..

Thanks for ...

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I challenged STORROR to a straight line mission (and made it impossible)

For those who haven't heard of them STORROR are a famous parkour / free running group based in the south of England and have amassed 8 million YouTube subscribers thanks to their insane parkour skills and ballsy feats of human strength and agility.  
A few weeks back Toby Segar (who has l...

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How NOT to travel America - Bonus Footage #7

THE FINAL VIDEO from this unforgettable series. Man that was a lot of editing, but totally worth it. (Don't worry, I'll have found the perfect editor to work with for the next series of this magnitude, although I have no idea when that will be!)

Just want to thank you all one final time fo...

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Can I get a sub 10 minute perfect score on the world map?

Sadly the subtitles for HNTTA Bonus footage 7 weren't completed by rev in time for my little Venice break with Verity this week (Flying tonight) That means it won't be with you until next week.

To make up for this I thought I'd give you this video a few hours early. Adverts will be on thi...

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How NOT to travel America - Bonus Footage #6

*Watch with subtitles and in 1080HD*  

All the best deleted scenes and unused clips from Episode 6 of How not to travel America, giving you more of an insight into the adventure but also how me and Greg operate when we're out on the field.  

There is a shit tonne of spare ...

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GeoWizard's Patreon Prize Giveaway!

Dishing out iconic memorabilia from adventures old and new...

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Did someone say GeoWizard Memorabilia?

Tonight at 8pm GMT I'll be live streaming a special patreons only prize draw in which some of you lucky girls and boys will be able to own your very own GeoWizard memorabilia.   

ALL TIERS INCLUDED, AND DON'T WORRY IF YOU CAN'T MAKE THE STREAM! You are still in the draw. you just...

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Escape from the Flour Mill (Kayaking down the Tame & Trent in freezing conditions)

*Watch with subtitles!*  

The Devizes to Westminster kayak race is probably not going to happen this year due to the realisation that training for it would require a ridiculous amount of dedication and time, something that doesn't fit with our busy schedules. However, me and Ed were k...

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We picked the worst day imaginable to run across a country..

What you see here is three mad Englishmen attempt to run across Wales in a single day after (and during) the biggest snow dump of the year. But why? I hear many of you ask once more.
Well believe it or not this one was originally meant to be for pleasure. 46 miles through beautiful hilly terra...

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How NOT to travel America - Bonus Footage #5

*Watch with subtitles and in 1080HD*  

All the best deleted scenes and unused clips from Episode 5 of How not to travel America, giving you more of an insight into the adventure but also how me and Greg operate when we're out on the field!  

This video offers another persp...

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How NOT to travel America - Bonus Footage #4

*Watch with subtitles and in 1080HD*  

All the best deleted scenes and unused clips from Episode 4 of How not to travel America, giving you more of an insight into the adventure but also how me and Greg operate when we're out on the field!  

This one features more in depth...

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Driving into hurricane Ian, and a calamitous jet ski experience (How NOT to Travel America #7)

Phew. I almost didn't get that out to you just now because of the subtitles! there was an issue with merging the subtitles, but I've managed to do it. There may be one or two incorrect lines though which I aim to correct asap.

Anyway, here it is. The final episode. THANK YOU ALL  for...

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