Small heads-up... In the canon MHA timeline, the Two Heroes movie takes place after the Final Exams arc. But I, your humble chaos scribe, got a little too deep into writing the Forest Lodge, Kamino, and Post-Raid arcs… and, well, forgot. Since the movie also heavily involves support gear and li...
2025-04-21 15:52:38 +0000 UTC
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This chapter is the first in a three-part mockumentary arc is to give you a behind-the-scenes look at how Ryuu is perceived by everyone around him. Think of it as an emotional audit, a chaos case study, or just the universe’s way of trying to explain why this menace is somehow still enrolled at...
2025-04-21 08:04:14 +0000 UTC
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They met Harry near the Great Hall stairs, where he was waiting with Daphne, already fully dressed, stretching like she wasn’t the reason half the castle wanted to strangle someone.
“Rise and shine,” Harry said as the others trickled in.
“Die in a cauldron,” Pansy muttered, ...
2025-04-21 00:24:17 +0000 UTC
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File: Aizawa_S. | Homeroom 1-A | Initial Evaluation Notes
Access Level: Faculty Only
Date: April 8 – Post Entrance Exam Briefing
I don’t like first impressions.
They’re unreliable. Messy. Often loud.
You think you’ve got someone figured out, and ...
2025-04-20 16:43:16 +0000 UTC
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The moment Nezu wrapped up, the mic was handed over. “...Lastly, we have some final comments from… Hound Dog-sensei from Lifestyle Guidance.”
Oh no.
The gruffest, angriest, most unintelligible staff member at U.A. stepped up, gripping the podium like it had personally wronged hi...
2025-04-20 06:00:24 +0000 UTC
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I sighed, tilted my head back, and yelled, “Get the fuck back into your rooms before I go medieval on your asses!”
With a loud swish, swish, swish, every curtain in the building slammed shut like a synchronized performance. The curtains shut so fast, you would think I pulled out a flame...
2025-04-19 09:43:19 +0000 UTC
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Luna blinked like it was glowing. “Wow.”
The rest weren’t as quick to react.
“Do you see anything, Luna?” Ginny asked.
Luna tilted her head. “No, but I didn’t want Harry to feel bad.”
Tracey snorted. Daphne muttered, “That’s generous of you.” Pansy la...
2025-04-18 22:46:20 +0000 UTC
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Mina grabbed my arm and dragged me inside. The receptionist barely looked up as we checked in, handing us gear—light armor, gloves, and impact sensors to track hits.
"You picking a fight first, or am I?" I asked.
She grinned, strapping on her gear. "Oh, you’re going down first."
2025-04-18 16:30:49 +0000 UTC
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U.A. Kindergarten – Hero Track A
Lil’ Sprouts Division
Time: Too early for this crap.
Aizawa stood at the front of the most cursed room in the building, silently sipping burnt coff...
2025-04-18 14:15:07 +0000 UTC
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Okay, so apparently reality isn’t enough. Want alternate timelines too? Sure. Pick your flavor of chaos below. I will either write a scene, a mini-arc, or drop visuals depending on the votes.
No promises I’ll survive the process. But hey, that is why the coffee exists.
Others will...
2025-04-17 20:40:23 +0000 UTC
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We reached the exit. The sun was starting to dip, casting long shadows across the training grounds.
I looked at the provisional hero license in my hand. Cheap as hell. The kind of thing that felt like it would disintegrate in the wash. I pressed my thumb against the edge, bent it back and f...
2025-04-17 18:37:58 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone! How are y’all doing? Everything good? Hope life is treating you well. I’m currently on a mission to de-forest this barren land
Hey everyone!
How are y’all doing? Everything good? Hope life is treating you well.
I’m currently on a mission to de-forest this b...
2025-04-17 15:48:59 +0000 UTC
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Daphne fell in step beside him without a word. Across the room, the other prefects gathered—some already yawning. Others pretending this wasn’t the fifth rerun in a different outfit.
They made their way back through the hallways. A door slammed somewhere upstairs—likely Peeves chasing...
2025-04-16 21:30:21 +0000 UTC
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Kaminari snapped his fingers. A bolt of electricity shot forward. It cracked against Orca’s teeth. His whole body tensed, muscles locking up for a split second.
That was my cue.
I Quickstepped in, swung the bat, and aimed right for his goddamn throat. The impact was solid—his head...
2025-04-16 21:08:11 +0000 UTC
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The class spread out, each of them pulling people from the wreckage. I pointed at Sero. "Swing across and check for anyone stuck in collapsed buildings."
He shot a line. "On it."
"Jiro, find the worst cases."
She pressed a jack to the ground, listening. "Got two heartbeats under...
2025-04-16 16:47:43 +0000 UTC
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After food was consumed, they settled with drinks. Nejire leaned in like she was mid-interrogation, the straw in her soda twisting merciless
After food was consumed, they settled with drinks.
Nejire leaned in like she was mid-interrogation, the straw in her soda twisting mercilessly b...
2025-04-16 12:40:28 +0000 UTC
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In a second, my whole vibe shifted. A bright smile stretched across my face, fake concern thrown in for extra flavor. Everyone went still.
"The hell?" Kaminari squinted.
I chuckled. "I may be an ass, but I’m an ass who can act. This exam isn’t just about saving people; it’s abou...
2025-04-15 16:42:08 +0000 UTC
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Ryukyu Agency, Early Evening The automatic doors swished open with their usual sigh, letting in the last rays of gold-tinted daylight—and Ne
Ryukyu Agency, Early Evening
The automatic doors swished open with their usual sigh, letting in the last rays of gold-tinted daylight—and Ne...
2025-04-15 14:31:49 +0000 UTC
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Harry walked in without a word. The sitting room looked exactly like last year—books stacked too neatly, a soft hum from something playing quietly on the telly in the background.
Her dad popped his head in from the kitchen. “Harry. Good to see you again.”
“Thanks for letting m...
2025-04-14 20:06:50 +0000 UTC
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Yaoyorozu smiled. “We already beat them. Should be any second.”
Bakugo scoffed. “What the hell does that mean?”
Momo didn’t answer. Didn’t need to. Toru had it covered. Whatever dumbass thought trapping us in here with some knockoff villain tactics was a g...
2025-04-14 16:00:12 +0000 UTC
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Momo exhaled, then nodded, eyes scanning the battlefield. “Alright. We need to split their focus. A group stays defensive while another goes
Momo exhaled, then nodded, eyes scanning the battlefield. “Alright. We need to split their focus. A group stays defensive while another goes
2025-04-13 16:49:52 +0000 UTC
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After a short lull in the conversation, the mood shifting slightly after the mention of students leaving Hogwarts, Harry leaned forward and spoke.
“This year, I’m training all of you in spells. Real training. Not the usual practice duels or club sessions. We’re not half-arsing it.”<...
2025-04-12 19:36:56 +0000 UTC
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"Let’s get married!"
Half the class turned at the same time.
Mina made some inhuman noise, her whole body vibrating. "Oh my god."
Aizawa didn’t even blink. "No."
Ms. Joke pouted. "Cold as ever, Eraser!"
Mina grabbed Kaminari’s arm, shaking him. "Did you hear th...
2025-04-12 19:32:52 +0000 UTC
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"Every villain I fight is legally obligated to cry before the end."
Kirishima grinned. "Okay, then let’s hear it. What would you say before you knock someone out?"
I thought for a second, then shrugged. "Something simple. Maybe ‘Lights out.’ Right before I throw a punch."
...
2025-04-12 16:17:55 +0000 UTC
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Leaving the house, Harry apparated straight to the alley behind the Leaky Cauldron. The smell of baked stone, beer, and faint magical residue drifted through the air—normal for the place. Inside, the bar felt packed tighter than usual. Not rowdy—just tense, like a pub waiting for bad news to ...
2025-04-11 23:22:34 +0000 UTC
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Aizawa stood at the front of the class, his usual dead-inside stare scanning over us like he was already regretting everything.
“Our first objective will be earning Provisional Hero Licenses.”
I raised a brow. “Finally. Thought we were just gonna keep playing dorm life simulator...
2025-04-11 20:41:19 +0000 UTC
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A LOOONG CHAPTER! HOPEFULLY YOU'LL LIKE IT!
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I walked to my room, taking a quick glance around. It was a nice enough space, plain but not too cramped. I grabbed my quilt, tossed it over the bed, a few clothes to the closet, a few boxes I brought to the side and took ...
2025-04-10 16:34:28 +0000 UTC
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He felt a soft vibration in his pocket, and he pulled out his metal card, glancing at the message. It was from Daphne.
The message flickered into view on the metal card in Harry’s hand. The Protean Charm linking the cards was stable, fine-tuned. His was the original, the core. Anything do...
2025-04-09 23:12:20 +0000 UTC
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So, August arrived, and we were about to leave for the dorms. Mom pulled us both into a hug, squeezing like she thought we would slip through her fingers. “You have to answer whenever I text or call you, okay?”
I patted her back. “Mom, don’t worry. Although it’s a dorm, I’ll sne...
2025-04-09 21:00:34 +0000 UTC
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Since Izuku insisted on meeting All Might, and Mom refused to let either of us leave alone, we all ended up going. Not that I really had an opinion on it—All Might was retired, Izuku was emotional, and Mom was… Mom.
The beach was the same as ever. Clear, empty, nothing but the sound of ...
2025-04-09 17:04:31 +0000 UTC
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