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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 316

Chapter 316 - Silent Wind Death Sutra

Wu Yan flew toward us, her long black hair streaming behind her like a banner as she wobbled on her flying sword.

Clinging to her was Fu Yating, rigid and pale, gripping Wu Yan’s waist like her life depended on it. Her expressio...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 315

Chapter 315 - A Pass Time

Following Zun Gon's declaration, a heavy silence settled over the hall like a velvet curtain.

These were the upper echelons of the sect, elders who had lived through calamities, wars, betrayals, and golden eras alike. They were not the type t...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 314

Chapter 314 - Declaration

It was amazing how much progress could be made when two minds worked in tandem, especially when two professionals focused on the same problem.

Ideas bounced between us, overlapping and refining, and in the process, Song San and I learned a lo...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 313

Chapter 313 - A Talking Snake

After the letter and the lunch, which was delicious as always, I headed to another appointment I had planned.

This one took place at a small building on the outer sect. It looked like a stone bunker, with a thick wooden door at the...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 312

Chapter 312 - The Right Time To Be A Parent

I trailed behind my disciples as we made our way back to the sect, watching their backs as they chatted quietly between themselves. They hadn’t made any noteworthy mistakes, and for their first real outing, that was enoug...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 311

Chapter 311 - Talented But Troublesome Disciples

With the help of my cute disciples, we lined up all the monstrous beast corpses in neat rows, nearly a hundred of them, sprawled across the ground like trophies after a lengthy hunt. Their bodies were heavy, some still...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 310

Chapter 310 - A Dark Thread

Qi flickered around Tingfeng's body like flame dancing on the whims of the wind, uncontrolled, wild, and not quite his to command. He quickly grasped the situation, manipulating his Qi as if it were second nature. It wrapped around him lik...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 309

Chapter 309 - New Monsters

“This is quite the technique,” Song Song said, sending a sweet smile my way.

I nodded, silently agreeing with her decision not to say the name of the technique out loud. But we both understood what kind of dangerous technique this...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 308

Chapter 308 - Don't Swallow it

When returning to the sect, we took a detour, explored a few ruins that led nowhere, and helped some villages along the way by slaughtering monstrous beasts and leaving their carcasses as food for the people.

The whole way back, I...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 307

Chapter 307 - Element of Change

I woke up from sleeping in the grass as the early morning sun hit my face. The blades beneath me were still wet with dew, cool against my skin, and the earthy scent of damp soil and greenery filled my nose. 

I took a deep, c...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 306

Chapter 306 - Thank You

The Qi around her moved softly. It wasn’t going to be a difficult or violent kind of breakthrough. But at the same time, it wasn’t as seamless as mine. And while I logically knew she would be fine even if she failed, a thousand thoughts ra...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 305

Chapter 305 - A Light Weekend

After the battle and my stealing a Sky Grade Technique, life returned to normal. I finally had time for myself again, having distanced myself from Sect politics. 

Now, one of my biggest concerns was whether I should set up a spring a...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 304

Chapter 304 - A Thief in the Library

Everyone else was bowing to the Blazing Sun Immortal, heads lowered in reverence or fear. I dropped to one knee too, not out of respect, but simply to avoid drawing attention.

Yet my mind was elsewhere.

It felt weirdly...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 303

Chapter 303 - Kneel

Zun Gon lay sprawled on the ground, fragments of the shattered gate strewn around him. His robes were torn and bloodied. He was unconscious. The only reason he wasn’t dead was because the other guy hadn’t gone all out. But he hadn’t exactly ...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 302

Chapter 302 - Dark Ruler

I glanced at the Core Elders to read their reactions, but nothing about them seemed out of the ordinary. They didn’t need to speak, as they already knew what would happen next. Each one understood the strengths and specialties of the others...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 301

Chapter 301 - The War 

After Zun Gon yelled out the order for us to begin using our Core Techniques. Despite everything, a flicker of excitement sparked in my chest. I was about to witness dozens of Core Techniques unleashed for real.

Song Song smiled, and...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 300

Chapter 300 - The Snake On Our Side

Song San and I sat on a jade platform flying above the sect grounds. He stared straight at me while I pretended not to notice, keeping my eyes fixed on the snow-covered earth rushing beneath us, pretending it wasn’t uncomfortable...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 299

Chapter 299 - The Poison’s Legacy

I pulled on the latch of the trap door, and a burst of cold air rushed out, curling around my fingers like a serpent made of frost. It carried the scent of damp stone and something faintly metallic, old blood or rusted iron.

...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 298

Chapter 298 - The Meeting Of Small Giants

I looked at the small table we’d set up in the center of the library and began wondering if holding the meeting here had been such a good idea after all.

Seeing the frosty expressions on Song Song’s and Ye An’s fa...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 297

Chapter 297 - Towering Knowledge 

Chapter 297 - Towering Knowledge 

Song Song and I stood atop the wooden library tower, gazing silently over the outer walls of the Sect. The snowy fields stretched endlessly beyond like a white sea interrupted only by the di...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 296

Chapter 296 - Trying Not To Waste Talent

Tingfeng stood, breath ragged, his shoulders rising and falling with each inhale. A fine sheen of sweat clung to his forehead, trickling down the side of his face. He stepped forward, picked up his sword, and tightened his grip aroun...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 295

Chapter 295 - New Disciples of Mine

I looked at the cozy home I’d built next to the inner library. This area used to be a bustling commercial district, so I notified Zun Gon I was “taking the first step in rebuilding it.”

That was just the excuse I gave him.

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 294

Chapter 294 - Only If Two Are Dead

Ling Huyin stepped out of a small settlement called Greengrass Town. It was just a brief resupply stop before continuing toward the Blazing Sun Sect.

Everything was going according to plan so far. Aside from the unusually high activi...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 293

Chapter 293 - Four Hundred Years From Now 

Ye An's smile was still bright, like a child about to sneak her hand into the cookie jar. There was a glint of playful mischief in her eyes as if this entire encounter was more amusing than threatening. She wasn’t the least ...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 292

Chapter 292 - Ice, Blood, and Brain Matter

On a cold winter morning, I sat inside a newly built restaurant nestled in the inner part of the Sect. The air outside was biting, but inside, the warmth of some array and the faint scent of herbs and spices made the space feel inv...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 291

Chapter 291 - An Icy Rose

Ye An walked beside a lake that hadn’t frozen yet, glancing at the reflected sunlight dancing on the water’s surface.

She looked down and saw her reflection. Where there were once scars, there was now almost nothing left, just clear and u...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 290

Chapter 290 - Becoming A Disciple 

Cai Hu continued to analyze the rest of my battle, identifying what had gone wrong and right. In general, he had no real criticisms. A few things were mentioned, but they were mostly situational.

“Also, even if you crippled yo...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 289

Chapter 289 - Array Conjurer

With them agreeing so fast, I hadn't even had the chance to bring up the Sky Grade Technique.

Why did they agree so quickly when they shot down Song Song's suggestion outright?

I had assumed they would refuse any warfare or guard-typ...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 288

Chapter 288 - Last Meeting

Winter was always a silent season, with only the sound of wind breaking the silence of this awkward morning.

I never quite thought about how a breakfast with Song Song and Fu Yating would turn out. One thing was for sure though, Wu Yan was s...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 287

Chapter 287 - A Message Whispered, Not Spoken

Song Song stared at Wu Yan, eyes wide. Then, almost too smoothly, her gaze returned to its usual calm. But I could tell. Beneath that stillness, she was more impressed than she let on.

Wu Yan also stared at us, then rose f...

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