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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 286

Chapter 286 - A Strange Note

When I opened the notebook, I was met by looping foreign scripts written in elegant, and utterly unreadable ways. The ink had faded in places, but the strokes remained thin and obsessively neat, like someone had rewritten them a hundred times ju...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 285

Chapter 285 - Exploiting The Elderly

Song San, or what was left of him, stood frozen within the array. The gleam that once lived in his eyes was now gone hollow. Just moments ago, he had been our greatest concern… and now we were negotiating over unrelated matters.

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 284

 Chapter 284 - The Defeat

Song San was left crippled, defeated, and bleeding to death.

His once-terrifying presence was now a broken heap on the cracked earth, surrounded by the stench of blood and poison. His arms twitched uselessly, mangled beyond repair, and h...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 283

Chapter 283 - Sibling Beatdown

Song Song stood frozen in shock, unable to move. Thick, tar-like streams dripped from her eyes, ears, nose, and mouth, sizzling faintly as they hit the scorched earth below. Her crimson armor pulsed unnaturally, veins of darkness spreading acr...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 282

Chapter 282 - Sibling Clash

Song Song marched toward the inner sect with the kind of certainty that made hesitation feel foolish. Like her steps carved a path, the world had no choice but to follow.

“Do you even know where you need to go?” I asked since I myself w...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 281

Chapter 281 - Old Monsters

But in the end, I still decided not to say anything. Not yet. We needed to be alone to speak freely, and if her father really was trying to take over her body, there was no way he’d leave her unattended.

Just as I thought that my heart alm...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 280

Chapter 280 - Young Monsters

I covered myself in jade armor and shot toward the front gate like a sudden missile, pushing myself harder than usual, not caring about burning Qi. When I landed, the guards looked surprised, but seeing the black robe signifying my status as an ...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 279

Chapter 279 -  High Level Array Master

After that whole speech with dictatorship undertones, I returned to the library almost absentmindedly and stared at the large pile of books.

The Song Song mystery had haunted me for some time. And now, just like that, it was...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 278

Chapter 278 - Corporate Style

While lying on the floor of my library, the warm wooden boards pressing into my back, I held up a worn poster and let the golden afternoon light spill over it.

It was one of our creations and a ridiculous xianxia-style WWE showdown promo ...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 277

Chapter 277 - Heaven’s Dog 

Only the faint hum of spiritual energy could be heard in a dark room. Low and steady, like the breathing of the world itself.

Song Song sat cross-legged at the center, eyes closed, palms resting lightly on her knees. Her body glowed ...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 276

Chapter 276 - A Murder Scheme

By the time I reached home, I was already in the mindset to kill her.

I landed softly on the green grass and spread my senses, confirming that Wu Yan was still inside the wooden house, cultivating. She didn’t need to see something like ...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 275

Chapter 275 - Extreme Indulgence 

I was in heaven.

Books were piled everywhere around me, with shelves taller than most buildings now completely empty.

Stacks rose up like towers, unsteady, threatening to topple at any moment. And honestly? Even if I were s...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 274

Chapter 274 - A New Sky 

I sat at the kitchen table next to Wu Yan, eating some of the delicious food Fu Yating had prepared. Though the stone home around us was humble, the way the morning light shone through the windows and reflected off the stones was… surprisingl...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 273

Chapter 273 - Change

After that talk with the Blazing Sun Immortal, there was nothing left to do but return to the Sect.

I flew back with Zun Gon, the same way we’d come here to begin with. But neither of us said much during the flight, and Zun Gon kept casting weir...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 272

Chapter 272 - Compromising His Position

“Anyway, you get the gist of the situation,” the Blazing Sun Immortal said, his voice distorted in his blazing form. “Shan Yi became an Immortal, and he just decided to dip out. Which I understand. I doubt he would’ve become a...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 271

Chapter 271 - The New Meets The Old

The farmer-looking man gave Ling Huyin a once-over, slow and thoughtful, like someone greeting an old friend after many years and wanting to see what had changed.

"Hmm. You don't feel like one of our kind," the man said. "Anyway, my...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 270

Chapter 270 - The Old Meets The New

Ling Huyin looked up at the sky, his breath steady, shoulders heavy.

The sun sank low on the horizon, casting its dying light across the clouds and staining them a deep, smoldering crimson, like blood smeared across the heavens. The...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 269

Chapter 269 - The New Immortal

When I thought of the Blazing Sun Immortal, the image I had in my head, for some reason, was a buff guy with flames for hair. Probably because of everything I’d read about the Sect’s history. How it came to be. The unspoken barbaric rules....

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 268

Chapter 268 - Playing Catch With An Immortal 

From the surface of the human-sized egg, a soft crackling sound echoed through the stone room. Then, with a wet, squelching pop, the top split open and a small, slick head emerged.

It was a bat's head, damp, glistenin...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 267

Chapter 267 - Indulgence

I sat cross-legged on the soft ground, letting the earth press gently against me. The grass was cool beneath my legs, still slightly damp with morning dew. It's clean, green scent rose with every breath I took, and the fresh air opened up my lungs.<...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 266

Chapter 266 - Elder By Fire

“What?”

“Blazing Sun Immortal? He’s still alive?”

“Huh!”

Many people were surprised. Even the Core Formation cultivators who had kept stoic expressions until now showed flickers of shock. Clearly, not everyone had ...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 265

Chapter 265 - Vacant Thrones

I followed Zun Gon as he walked out of the graveyard. Neither of us rushed.

Looking around, most of the graves likely had someone, maybe even multiple people, who cared about them.

Cultivators, heavenly calamities… so many dead. Pe...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 264

Chapter 264 - Burials & Tears

I was here.

I had finally returned to the Blazing Sun Sect.

But things had changed.

Gone was the pristine gleam of white marble walls that once stood as a symbol of pride and power, smooth and unblemished like the surface ...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 263

Chapter 263 - Arrival at Civilization 

A month passed, and I was finally used to my new cultivation. Walking around without the constant fear of a monstrous beast ruining my day was... incredible.

Sure, beasts still came out of nowhere now and then, but a Foundat...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 262

Chapter 262 - The First Technique

The first thing I noticed after breaking through to Foundation Establishment was just how dense my Qi had become. Every technique I could cast now would hit with triple the effect, even with only half the mastery.

Typically, once some...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 261

Chapter 261 - Breakthrough To The Next Stage

I looked down at the map in my hands. The parchment was smooth and tightly pressed, its edges curled slightly from use. The ink was dark and precise, etched with the care of someone who’d actually travelled these lands.

E...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 260

Chapter 260 - A Heavenly Treasure

We were approaching the end of autumn, and the trees were slowly stripping themselves of their old leaves. Even the air had a crisp sharpness to it, a quiet warning of the winter to come.

Fu Yating walked with her eyes on the ground, ...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 259

Chapter 259 - A Cat’s Lives

Ling Huyin sat in silence on the gently swaying carriage, his legs loosely crossed as the wooden planks beneath him creaked with each bump in the dirt path. Sunlight streamed through the shifting canopy above, scattering into warm, golden fragm...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 258

Chapter 258 - The Last Bad Choice

“Fuck! Who is this guy?” one of them shouted.

“Careful!” another warned, already adjusting his stance.

The others didn’t waste breath; they were already gathering Qi, their movements tight and practiced, and six cultiv...

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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 257

Chapter 257 - Hearthfire Ice-Stem Flower?

As I moved through the grounds of the Serpent Bone Hall, I kept my steps light and my presence thinner than a whisper.

The vast underground expanse stretched endlessly around me, lit only by scattered lanterns clinging to croo...

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