Hornworm Hound
I had a Texture Experience this morning :(
2022-08-09 18:16:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Gallus Rostromegalus activity
Pronouns And Honorifics
My apologies about the lack of updates to Patreon, I've been having a pretty serious mental health crisis for the last two years. There will be a detailed update on the book (yes, it's still going!) this week, and a discussion about reward teirs. In the meantime, please enjoy this short I r...
2022-03-31 12:55:47 +0000 UTC View PostThe Coffin
The Story of my Uncle Immigrating to America via Unconventional means.
My apologies for the Radio Silence the last few months, this year has been very rough on me mentally and physically. This is the first story I've been able to finish in an acceptable manner in ages so this one is a...
2020-08-02 10:15:28 +0000 UTC View PostFamily Lore: Prom
This is the story of how I unintentionally acquired a bible.
2020-02-29 07:49:29 +0000 UTC View PostStatus Update
Well, we're rapidly appraoching a year working on the Family Lore book, and I wanted to thank you all for your patience and support becuase Boy Howdy this was not a great year for my mental or physical health, but it was a hell of a lot better with you.
That said, a great deal of progress h...
2019-12-01 04:57:57 +0000 UTC View PostDiscord Server Link!
I've decided that I' just going to make the discord server open to all patrons- if you have to drop a level or unsubscribe altogether I won't boot you- I can't actually figure out how. Play nice and say Hi! (I'd love to see everyone's halloween costumes!)
2019-11-01 05:15:36 +0000 UTC View PostPredator
A Scary story told to me by my babysitter twenty years after the fact.
2019-11-01 05:13:15 +0000 UTC View PostCalifornia Wolf
Hello! I'm so, so sorry about the radio silence here and thank you all so much for your patience. I had to have several small surgeries followed by a bad drug reation, but I am recovering now. I'll see what stories I can finish before the month is out, so stay tuned for more!
2019-09-28 23:38:33 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate
Firstly I'd like to thank you all so much for your support. You mean the world to me.
Secondly, I'd like to apologise for not updating more, and not putting out promised content. That's on me, and I will do my best to make it right.
The short version of what happened is th...
2019-07-01 06:52:40 +0000 UTC View PostApril Benefits Part 1: Washing Machines, Bane of Humanity
My apologies to everyone for the delay in posting, for reasons relating to I'm a dumbass, I thought this week was last week and didn't realize that I had run out of April. As promised, here's the meddly of Washing Machine related adventures. William The Baa-stard will follow tomorrow....
2019-05-01 22:32:14 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome! April Discord Link, Stories announcement and Schedule!
Hello friends, and welcome!
This month's Patreon-exclusive stories are going to be:
Washing Machine: Bane of Man, Woman and Undergrad , to be posted on 4/15
and
William The Baa-Stard, which will be ILLUSTRATED and posted by 4/25
<... 2019-04-10 06:42:24 +0000 UTC View PostApril Patreon Stories: Vote now!
I've got three stories drafted for April, so vote now in the comments on which two stories you'd like to see here and the loser goes onto Tumblr. They're all about the same length and degree of Funny, but bear in mind: the one with the most votes ALSO gets illustrated:
- The Washing M...
2019-03-27 05:19:44 +0000 UTC View PostMach Patreon Family Lore Post: A Collection of Cats!
Hooray! It's the first Illustrated Family Lore, featuring a collection of the weird and womderful cats and alleged cats that the family has had over the years. This one is a bit long if you want to make a cup of tea first.
2019-03-20 23:03:27 +0000 UTC View PostMarch Discord Link
Since I forgot to post it earlier, here's the link to the Discord for all the new March patrons! Come in, read the rules and introduce yourself to either of the mods to join!
2019-03-17 00:17:01 +0000 UTC View PostMarch Patreon Story
First Patreon Story for March! Please mind the content warnings: this story is a little Darker than the usual Family Lore.
Next Sotry: A Colelction of Cats- With Illustrations!
2019-03-16 22:31:08 +0000 UTC View PostArt Stream (ish) right now!
Hey if you needed a link to the discord or wanted something to do there I'm doing a WIP shots coloring pseudo-stream on the art-streaming channel! I'm coloring the Meowl
2019-02-23 20:41:07 +0000 UTC View PostWorks in progress!
In case you were wondering what your money was going towards- this is my new much more spine-friendly desk and chair and eye-friendly lamp so I can work without developing terrible migraines!
Lore Coming This Week!
I've posted on tumblr and the Discord (https://discord.gg/r32RPv if you haven't joined yet) but I've been dealing with a fairly serious lung infection and carpal tunnel flare-up, so I apologise for getting jack done in January.
... 2019-02-11 07:35:05 +0000 UTC View PostDiscord Again! Pledge Reminder! Publishing Process update!
https://discord.gg/HDQ8hz Here's the discord link for those of you who missed it last time (i'll do my best to remember to post a new link tomorrow, this one expires in 24 hours)
This is also your reminder to ch...
Come Get Your Art and Acknowledgments!
OK, I've sent a message to everyone that's given me a shipping address, so if you haven't replied yet, please do!
If you Ordered an art comission, please tell me what you'd like me to draw ASAP so I can schdule your drawing slot and get the art you paid for to you soon!
If you pre-or...
DIIIIIIIISCORD!! (expires in 24 hours)
Aight, I've gotten through all the book pre-orders and art pledges and my carpal tunnel is giving me hell for it, so I'll be getting to all the other necessary thank yous and other messages tomorrow, hopefully.
In the meantime, come say Hi and make some new friends.
Discord Server & Reward Messages
Alright guys I'm in the process of setting up the discord server, but tbh I only kind of know what I'm doing so it may take a bit to get this functional.
Also, you should start reccieving messages from me today re: your patreon rewards! I'll be asking to confirm number and type of book orde...
2019-01-01 21:55:44 +0000 UTC View PostLast Call for editing pledges!
Ok everyone! I'm super excited for this project (and uh, having enough money to schedule some needed dental work, I cannot thank you enough) but I wanted to give everyone a heads up-
Your card will be billed on midnight of Jan 1, 2019, so if money got unexpectedly tight or if you want to ...
Attn: Art Comissions
Ok, so apparently Patreon won't let me contact people in specific benefit teirs until 1/1/19 (which, honestly? Good fraud prevention measure) so if you've comissioned Art, I will be contacting you ASAP in January to consult on what you'd like. In the meantime please consider the followin...
2018-12-10 21:06:47 +0000 UTC View PostJanuary Story Anouncement!
Ok, I decided on the stories that will be published this January, because they both take place mostly in January!
Grandpa Vs Christmas Tree
and
Seven Weddings And An Escaped Bull
Grandpa Vs. Christmas Tree will be published in the first week of J...
2018-12-07 05:28:04 +0000 UTC View PostWOW! Scheduling Update:
Im extrememley relived that you guys are willing to follow me across platorms and are willing to help me make this a success!
Right now, between the Tumblr Meltdown and The Holidays going on, things are more than a little crazy so here's how I'm scheduling things:
- If you ... 2018-12-05 20:42:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Everyone!
Thank you all who have come here and decided to support me, and I'm so happy to announce that Pre-Orders for "Family Lore" are now Available!
In addition, I'm setting up a Regular Art schedule and will be taking traditonal Media comissions!
Edited Stories will be posted on the 1st and...
2018-12-05 07:26:17 +0000 UTC View Post