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#81 The Horses in the Back

Like the Lil Nas song!

We discuss the emphasis on categorization in sex and sexuality, a man doing the manliest shit possible, someone who really got it good and now won't leave the new partner alone, and a mismatch of enthusiasm during a threesome.

Then we attach The Fucking Adapte...

After Dark #80 Nut Horseshoe Theory

Welcome to RFTB After Dark it's the show with hot questions and even hotter intro riffs! Howdy gang we're back at full force this week, we're amped to be back, and despite it being about 3am for Dono I dare say we're in the zone.

Audrey gives some nice updates on her dating life ...

After Dark #79 Imaginary Boyfriend

Oh no! Donovan is not here! But we've got James from That Thing with James holdin' it down behind the paywall.

Thanks for supporting the show! Y'all are great!

After Dark #78 What A Bucket!

Howdy patreon pardners it's After Dark! And in a big way this week cause it's a late nighter. But we're havin a hoot and a holler as usual! We're talking angel whispers, a partner who keeps talking in a baby voice, a bad libido mismatch, and a Bargain Humpers lightning round.

Tha...

After Dark #77 DINOSAUR WEEK feat. Daddy And Garrett

Words cannot describe how excited I am about this prehistoric planet business and we're bringing the hell outta that excitement back here! And so we're crushin reddit questions left and right. 

A weird 180 after a couple dates, the hidden dangers of coconut oil, an ex reachi...

After Dark #76 Butt-Humpin N' Wendy Milk

It's the bonus! And this week we're meandering big time until we find ourselves in the garden of eden that is reddit. We hear about a sex act that's new to us! Daytime buttplug-wearing! And a libido that's only turned on while drinking. Finally, a stub turns into an extended run on an all new Bar...

After Dark #75 The Episode Where We Do Kegels

That's right folks we are doing the WORK answering one of these questions! Among many others! And woah another round of Tinder Profile Punch Up? You heard it right!

Thank yall very much for your support! I sent out a couple stickers so DM us on here if you want one too and, as al...

New Patron Record??

Hell yea folks we hit $200 for the first time! Thanks for all your support! And hey if you don't have a sticker yet dm us here and I'll mail ya one! ❤️

After Dark #74 Do To Her The Pedicure!

LATE NIGHT HOURS WHO UP! Good evening gang we're recording this at like midnight but we're still bringing some good energy to an otherwise dogshit week. So come along as we take a journey thru bad tv, tunnels, Punkbuster, and the most baffling sex dice we've encountered yet. Plus some good ol' re...

After Dark #73 Chomped By The Bobosaurus

I can't believe that's a real extinct animal folks, it makes me so happy. And hey it's a new patreon episode with a whole new segment so I'm extra happy! That's right it's the debut of the dating profile review, where we try to punch up your dating app bio using our combined years of swiping expe...

After Dark #72 Here's To 72 More! feat. Andrew Hillary

Woooo it's the bismuth anniversary back here behind the paywall and so the party continues! And we've got Andrew with us who has somehow managed to bring his soundboard thru security and so a duel between him and Audrey ensues.

And then hey reddit questions! Including a stinky da...

After Dark #71 Dumb Dono Hours

Why did I shotgun a seltzer? I have no goddamn idea I am very dumb. Howdy gang I'm travellin this week so this was a late night ep! And so we were a lil delirious but I gotta say that's often the recipe for a good unhinged time. And it certainly was!

We also hit a nice spread of ...

After Dark #70 Covid Round-Up And The Anal Foyer

Holy shit it's good to be back! Covid is ass but missing the show is worse I tell you 😭 But we're back strong, with 50 belly dancers even, and we have a grand ol time this week.

We talk sickness strategy, tattoos, and gender doc times before gettin into reddit questions! And t...

#69 Nice

Yoooooo this one's for the ladies

Korla and Audrey holding it down in Donovan's absence and y'all it gets fkn explicit. Never have I ever overshared on a podcast lol

Reddit n shit, you get the idea. Thank you for your support and good vibes for Donovan pls.

After Dark #68 World's Largest Retail Dildo feat. Xavier from The Bellowing Pines

Dear patrons! We're back at full strength this week and we've got Xavier with us! And isn't that wonderful, and what else is wonderful is the bevy of reddit questions we have this week, a goddamn enormous dild, and Couch Greg.

Thanks for supporting the show y'all and welcome to y...

After Dark #67 The Ghost Of Audrey feat. Luisa Díez

Howdy folks sorry for the delay we both been traveling this week! But I, Dono, have wrangled our dear friend Luisa into being Substitute Audrey and we have a good ol time regardless :) we catch up on our dating experiences since Luisa last came on before hittin some reddits!

Than...

Ep Delay

Folks Audrey's outta town til this weekend so the bonus ep will be a lil late! I had to hold down the fort solo but had Luisa Díez as guest Co host and it was a good time :)

After Dark #66 Uncle's Spinosaurus

Hooweee folks we both have some stories this week! I almost died I swear to god. But I made it back and we've got some solid reddit Qs this week ranging from Cool Uncle Advice to helping a partner through anxiety attacks. Plus an all-new Bargain Humpers!

Thanks for your support a...

After Dark #65 Would You Still Love Me If I Was A Slug

Woo! We're excited this week cause Audrey goin on a trip! And also Dono is gonna ski but more a nervous excitement on that one so pray for them. We're in a good mood tho and so we're about to hit these reddit Qs out of the park! Including classic pointless jealousy arguments and dealing with gett...

After Dark #64 One Thousand Hunky Pieces

I really want to record the pickle song folks. Also heyo! We're back with some quality reddit Qs, some goofs, some gaffs, and an allegedly sexy puzzle. With 1000 goddamn pieces.

On a more serious note, we recorded this before the fucked news out of Texas but I'm sure you know whe...

After Dark #63 Garlic Joe Expanded Universe feat. Korla

Howdy gang we're here with Korla and we're talking Garlic Joe. And now I've become  obsessed with Garlic Joe. I want there to be more than 4 characters. But I don't really want to eat him if I'm honest. Also some good reddit Qs and arguably the most upsetting Henrietta yet!

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After Dark #62 NO MORE DRY MEAT feat. Bryn Nieboer

Goddamn why did someone put the man grate into my mind. And yet! What a lovely thing to know about amirite? And so we discuss the legacy of this great grate before hitting some reddit questions and some kink dictionary terms.

Thanks again to Bryn for joining us! Find her on Twitt...

After Dark #61 Cancelled Bernie Bird Merch

Yeehaw folks we're cruisin this week, we're goofin, we're havin a ball! And by that I mean we're hittin up reddit to up the advice quality around here! We discuss the stereotype of anal being degrading and a husband whose penis tastes like weed apparently? Among others. Then we're hittin the barg...

After Dark #60 Neoprene Fantasy

Holy crap Lois, we hit 60 bonus eps! And boy howdy we're cookin this week cause we've got some great reddit Qs and honest to god the best product description we've ever read. A thing of beauty.

Thanks as always for your support folks, it means a lot to us! We're having a good wee...

After Dark #59 End Of Me 20s

Giddy up gang Dono is 30 years YOUNG now and we've both havin a good ol time. We answer a whole bunch of reddits before reading a baffling Balldo review and learning what felching is.

Thanks as always for your support and welcome to y'all new folks! You can join us in the RFTB Di...

After Dark #59 Just Boof It

Howdy patrons, we're havin a good week here at RFTB HQ so we're talkin about that! Then we hit some reddits including someone's SO not wanting them to watch violent shows, a partner wanting to bring a speculum into the bedroom, and the worst goddamn boyfriend in the world whose ass I could absolu...

After Dark #58 Medicinal Hot Tub Water feat. Alex Ptak and Korla

GERD, post orgy regret, a vagina mystery, and the return of quizmaster eternal Henrietta. It's all here folks. This one was a banger.

Thanks again to Alex and Korla for joining us! Follow em on Twitter @PtakTestKitchen and @Korla_Neumono they're great!

And thank ...

After Dark #57 Welcome To Nougat Town!

It's limbo time gang we're in that liminal space between xmas and new years and we're gettin through by eating and talking about chocolate. And also relationships of course! We hop on reddit where we find out what hyperspermia is as well as a terrible "family heirloom" that you'd prefer to sell. ...

After Dark #56 You Are Cordially Invited To The Glitter Ball

Ho ho ho etc happy holidays gang, we're late this week on account of the merriment! But Audrey and I are here and we're talkin about the new Matrix, some games, some preguntas de reddit, and an all-new all-horrifying edition of Bargain Humpers!

Thanks as always for your support, ...

After Dark #55 Fishhook-Like

We're in the home stretch folks, we're almost thru holiday hell season! And yet we went long on this one, lost in the labyrinth of the After Dark extended U. Or something like that.

Anyway hey we tackle a whole bunch of reddit questions! What to do while your partner is masturbating in fron...