Golly gee it's a brand new week of RFTB! That's kind of a rhyme! And we've got Alex Ptak back with us this week to update us on his facial hair growth and help us navigate the ethics of baby whiskey. Then we get into your questions, here's what we get into:
Dating a recovering gambling addi...
2021-12-16 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostFolks! We've got Nate aka @vrunt with us this week to answer your queries and goddamn it's a wide range this week! Nate tells us about his Twitter times, a good ol embarassing dating story, and also we're talkin that Story Of A Girl song cause it's stuck in my dang head. And then Qs! Here's what ...
2021-12-09 11:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostCrazytown is the greatest band of all time, amirite folks? Welcome behind the paywall we're havin a goofy good time here! We've got butterfly talk, the ~metaverse~, and all kinds of reddit questions. Plus the most deranged (and therefore the best) buzzfeed quiz of all time.
Thanks for your ...
2021-12-09 03:08:18 +0000 UTC View PostSomeone pooped in my garage that's not ideal! But what is ideal? This episode here where we're havin a grand ol time behind the paywall. We have many reddit questions, we have swole Dono, and whatever the hell the Ass Goblet is.
Thanks as always for the support gang! DM us your a...
2021-12-02 06:21:28 +0000 UTC View PostFolks, a story arc almost a year in the making has come to its end! Cause we're joined this week by the gentleman kong himself, Fredo Fabrucci! We talk about how we got her and the listener question that started it all, hear an embarassing date story from Fredo, and get to all kinds of questions....
2021-12-02 06:17:14 +0000 UTC View PostSorry it's late! I forgot I have to make these now!
Friend of the show Mark Adkins joins us for a freewheeling conversation and also a message from the Office of Gender
Happy Thanky Day gang, we're stressed as hell but we hope you're doin well! Audrey recounts what is honest to god the wildest date story I've ever heard. It's fucked. It's some serious "this can't go on the main feed" shit.
We also hit some reddit questions before checkin out some new kinks...
2021-11-26 03:32:07 +0000 UTC View PostIt's the ad-free version!
Howdy gang we're very excited this week on account of we've got Bryan Quinby from Street Fight back with us! We discuss Bryan's series Hedo Bryan unleashed before gettin into your questions, including:
Anxiety and uncertainty over having kids | Need help with...
2021-11-18 04:14:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Howdy dear patrons and welcome dear new patrons! We've got a fun meander thru reddit this week including someone claiming they fuck for 2-4 hours typically and some dang brits torn asunder by me mum. Then a trip so the sex toy bargain bin reveals something great and something just terrible. All a...
2021-11-18 03:49:53 +0000 UTC View PostHowdy patrons new and old! We got a goofy ass ep to lift your spirits this week cause 4pm night is dogshit and we need the lift. And so we're talkin sleep problems and holiday hell before gettin into a whole smorgasbord of reddit Qs! Plus some bees in a quiz that is actually relevant for once. Al...
2021-11-11 18:49:33 +0000 UTC View PostYee haw and giddy up cause we're behind the paywall! And some dude out there on reddit thinks he's getting cucked by a dildo. Incredible.
Anyways that certainly not all, we've also got a partner who wants to get his kids' faces tattooed on his chest which could make face to face sex real we...
2021-11-04 03:04:23 +0000 UTC View PostGoddamn folks it's that part of the year where it gets dark early and it's HITTING! Seems like a lot of us are there this week but we're workin thru it! And we're stoked this week to have journalist, cool person, and friend of the show Mel Buer with us to help us answer some Reddit quandries.
... 2021-10-29 03:39:45 +0000 UTC View PostHowdy folks sorry for the delay work is wild for our esteemed producer atm! But here we are, back again! We're talkin electronic music, weird porn nomenclature vs sex terms people actually use, and an alleged case of coaster theft. It's a weird time on reddit as always.
Thanks for your supp...
2021-10-24 22:43:06 +0000 UTC View PostHowdy folks, episodes are gonna be a lil late this week, keep an eye (ear?) out this weekend
2021-10-22 03:04:52 +0000 UTC View PostYee hawww patrones we've got Maria Guido with us behind the paywall and we're talkin about SEX 🤯🥵 We've got a whole bunch of reddit questions to cover, including a person who may be a little too extreme with their safe sex practices and a zoomer tryin to connect with their old ass millenial...
2021-10-14 10:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostHowdy folks, we've got Jeremy Kaplowitz with us ~after dark~ style this week! We discuss this Nick character fighting game, YA series we read as kids, and then hit some Reddit questions, including a neighbor note complaining about sex noises and a weird hypothetical flirting technique. Then, on a...
2021-10-07 03:55:32 +0000 UTC View PostDear dear Patrons, we've got James Asher with us this week to discuss "sonning", pie fisting, a partner fantasizing about anime characters, Dono's aquarium adventure, and witnessing someone bike onto subway tracks and almost die. Wild times. Plus, the return of Bargain Humpers where we find a but...
2021-09-30 19:58:29 +0000 UTC View PostEyyy sorry for the delay here's a new RFTBAD let's go! Audrey has a powerful new wing recipe and Dono is bouncing back from a lil depresso wave and so we're talkin wings and brains. Also a whole bunch of reddit Qs and some patron-submitted kinks on the Paraphilia Wheelia!
Thank y...
2021-09-24 20:06:15 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome behind the paywall where we're journeying into Audrey and Garrett's Ren Faire past, featuring handy-tallying and hand-catching! Over on /r/relationships we're investigating the existence of the "Reverse Glory Hole", a conventionally hot person who doesn't think they're sexy, and more!
... 2021-09-16 09:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostYee haw and giddy up it's RFTB After Dark! We've got a whole mess of Reddit questions and some new additions to the paraphilia wheelia thanks to some of your suggestions in the Discord! We discuss animorphing into a fleshlight and a random hookup that makes you realize you were having very dispas...
2021-09-09 04:44:48 +0000 UTC View PostHoooowee another rough week folks this timeline sucks. But we're bringing some levity to this situation with a whole pile of Reddit questions and a goddamn scooter dildo.
Here's the scooter (NSFW VERY NSFW), I wanted to make it the art but dont want to get anyone in trouble 😬
Folks welcome behind the paywall where we're reminiscing about those condoms the health center gives out that have the fun text and such on em. Anybody remember this? Also we accidentally created an AI MF Doom demon.
Then off to reddit where we're talking about working through body dysmorph...
2021-08-27 09:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post16 fuckin wings and some cheesy bread folks. Audrey's fightin the mf dragon here. And Dono's been fighting the mf "communicating what you want in a relationship" dragon and doin a pretty good job! So we're chattin about dating before hitting the ol reddit question mines, the remnants of the kink ...
2021-08-19 04:41:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome behind the paywall where our celebration continues! We've got Korla with us and we're bringing the Patreon back to our roots and hitting the /r/relationships question mines! And so we hit our new format, grilling several question steaks, before we take a trip to the bargain bin where we f...
2021-08-12 05:03:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Howdy dear patrons we're rating burger moms football style! Find out what the heck that means and then we hunt for some bargains but we're not sure we like what we find.
We continue whittling down the kink wheel and then, in a shocking upset, Donovan absolutely crushes a sex ed quiz.
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2021-08-05 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome behind the spooky paywall where Kath was kind enough to stick around! On an all new Bargain Humpers we encounter the very intimidating Curved Dicktator and some kind of penis jetpack, pictured above. We also have our first sex toy review in this segment as Arthur's Disco Dick Donnie has a...
2021-07-29 10:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Anddd here's the second delayed Patreon where we go absolutely off the rails because Alex Ptak is with us again! And because Ptak's latest BOS Patreon anime is about vampires, I wanted to have some drac-type bits. So there's a lot of that. Mwahahah (drac noises)
We talk to Alex about the la...
2021-07-22 23:34:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey folks, at long last we're getting this episode from a couple weeks ago out! And feelin good because Arthur is out of the hospital and doing a lot better.
Arthur talks about what happened a little bit at the top of the show and then it's a dry folks patty time.
Thank you all for yo...
2021-07-22 23:27:16 +0000 UTC View PostHey folks, update on Arthur's health - he's still recovering and going through treatment, he's gonna need to take a hiatus from the show for a few weeks.
That means I gotta learn how to edit and wrangle some guest hosts. This is gonna take some time so we will be off this week.
We h...
Hey folks, as you've heard us talk about on the show Arthur deals with bipolar and unfortunately had a pretty bad manic episode this week.
He's currently in the hospital but I was able to talk to him and he's physically ok. He wanted me to post something explaining what happened and to let...