Capitalism Bits here to talk about the new adjustments to the Patreon offerings. As previously mentioned, I had to clean up a mess I made: Livestreams are no longer accessible through Patreon subscriptions. More info on that in the audio.
BAWdy Ratings- I completely forgo...
Okay, so. I recorded this last year on June 1st, to celebrate the pride month.
I... honestly don't remember everything that I said. It's been a busy year.
But I'm pretty certain I don't say anything that I would disagree with. And I thought it would be fun to try it again and ...
2022-06-01 23:34:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Just a quick unpackaging. I'm so excited to have more ropes to play with. My other set is a bit limiting due to the length and I had a person challenge me to do a pentagram tie on my own.
Challenge accepted, sir. Gimmie a sec.
Hello, my Favorites!
How are you doing!? I hope well.
So, there has been a bit of a shake up, regarding my ability to offer discord and streams as rewards. There is more information about that [2022-05-30 22:00:04 +0000 UTC
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The Final card brings us a final message, and completes the reading for the month ahead. It seems like a pretty clear message to me: The beginning of the summer is a great time to take stock of how you are feeling and take some small steps to improve your existence; It's okay to prioritize your o...
2022-05-28 02:19:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Our third card brings warnings that should be headed. Dangers lie ahead, for those who do not rest.
2022-05-28 02:13:46 +0000 UTC View Post
A second card for your curious ears. More information. More clarity. More questions...
2022-05-28 02:11:46 +0000 UTC View Post
So, I'm super behind on Friday patreon releases and I just.... can't have that hahaha.
I figured with a new month coming, you probably wanted to know what's in the cards for your dick. And I can do that for you, baby! That's what I'm here for!
I really enjoyed the Tarot concept th...
Trigger Warning: I use some spooky words and I touch briefly on the larger world events in this one. I mostly whine about my own shit though. Real good if you like an Irate Bits Rant.
I talk about what's going on here, on Patreon, and how I am trying to deal with that fall...
Trigger Warning: I use some spooky words in here like the "R" word and the "S - A" words. I would love to tell you what the words are, but.... I can't. Isn't that funny? I am using the words in the context of words I am confused we are not allow...
2022-05-27 12:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I bought some things.
I got some things.
I unboxed them.
It's cute if you sing it right.
I had a Kudu Voodoo order come in and I wanted to open it with you. Hopefully I will have pictures soon.
So, it's been a hot minute since I gazed upon the beautiful offerings of your physical glory and, well, I miss it.....
How this works:
This was requested and I painfully needed a distraction.
Hard reminder, all of my expertise comes from owning a butt ton of silicone to stick up my hootch and the info I have gleaned over the years. I don't have a background in chemistry or biology or anything.
Some day I'll make ...
Hello my favorites!
So.... Long story short, I have to make some sudden changes to some stuff around here. I have had a few things brought to my attention that I need to remove or modify in order to keep my page within Patreon's community guidelines and I expect I will be a bit brutal with...
Eeeey, it's Friday! It's been a quiet week on my end. Well, I had one interesting thing happen. I talk about it in here; It's cool.
I'm live streaming on Discord tomorrow and Sunday. I'm going to bring my new toy to at least one of those. Maybe see you there?
Hope your we...
SOUND WARNING: It gets loud and high pitched. I'm..... kind of sorry for that. But at the same time, I know you want to hear me scream, so... we will have to work on the production side of things to not blow out your eardrums.
Look, I'm going to claim this is like... a re...
Sound Warning for Uncontained Glee
Look. I'm pretty sure I misrepresented ALL the stats on 2022-05-19 12:01:01 +0000 UTC
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TRIGGER WARNING: I touch on suicide very quickly. It is just a couple lines, but I make a comment that could be upsetting if you don't expect it. The comments are made in the context of how sometimes people will threaten bodily harm to draw attention and how that upsets me.
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Short update this week as I put the majority of my thoughts into the extended rant version that is.... far too long and emotional to feed you as a weekly update.
I have a livestream this Sunday at Sun May 15 2022 20:00:00 GMT+0000 (Unix Timestamp1652644800). The Sunday st...
I figured I would give you a little taster of this project, as I have been working on it and I would like to show off what I have so far.
So, some context: this is super early in the editing process. I recorded a run of the script. Cut it all together. The narration is pretty hot. I debat...
Synopsis: I'm going to read your dick's fortune. Great news, the universe has great things in store for it.
Tags: [RambleFap] [FortuneFap] [Sexy Tarot Reading] [Oral] [Blow Job] [Cock Sucking] [Vibrator Torture] [Toy Play] [Sloppy Blow Job] [ Slo...
It's been another week, apparently. I've been busy and not busy at the same time. I think the "Friday" Patreon release will be late tonight/ early tomorrow...
Something exciting, this way, comes....
Hopefully a couple things.
Like... the projects I have hyped.... where'...
2022-05-06 22:47:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Okay! I'm back with filler. But fun filler!
So, we are into the humanoid-ish races. I think.... we may as well get into it, going from shortest to tallest.
I know what I said. I know I might be wrong.
A thing I didn't consider: My week of sickness was also a week...
2022-05-06 12:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
This week I'm taking a look at the Vibrating Wand from PlusOne.
I have talked about the 2022-05-05 12:00:06 +0000 UTC
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I'm legitimately physically ill this week and I am really struggling with how it threw off my recoding mojo. I was really feeling myself for a minute there.
I'm spiraling on organization on the back end this week while I wait for this thing to clear up. If you want to hear the &...
2022-04-29 21:58:20 +0000 UTC View Post
So this is one of those peeks into how I do things, because, sometimes people are like, "Oh Bits, what is your process?" and the honest answer is..... I dunno, I feel possessed by smut sometimes.
In an attempt to show how I do things Im going to break down some of my process on Part Two of...
Heeeeeey. So. I went a bit hard last week, and this week I'm sick. I hope you can forgive me for picking some low hanging content and putting a low effort piece together. This one is more talking and less getting off, this time around.
I'm reading some really horrible things people have s...
HAAAAAAY. Honestly, I'm so tired. BUT! I have a few things on the go/ on the way so.... We will keep working!
Also, Sunday is my one year anniversary of making smut and thats kind of neat I guess.
This poll is regarding THIS AUDIO. I humbly request your thoughts on how you would like this to go down.
Okay, so, I see this plotline in my mind, and it's a basic but classic story arc: We've had the blow job....
Note: So, the 'I' word is flagged by Patreon as unacceptable and we aren't going to argue with our hosting company, cause, they own the servers. I think "Genetically Questionable Coitus" is tongue in cheek enough and not necessarily a boner killer. GQC for short and confusion?
Syn...