Zero Sum Base Info: A bit of a sound warning on this audio. It's kind of crispy and gross, especially if you are sensitive to that kind of thing. And I was wound up on THC and Caffeine and no adult supervision. Okay, enough excuses.
First, a link to the video that drove me into this weir...
I was taking a nap.
And, I'm clearly very rusty.
Link the to original music video which makes all of this 34.5% better.
Up first is Vesper, the Moth Man from Bat Bites Art. He's a lovely, chonky, little lad and that's a type I am into. I got mine in the medium size. The Sour Candy pour is so good, right up my alley; I likes him. <...
2023-11-16 05:08:32 +0000 UTC View PostHi! Hey! Just a quick reminder, I have billing paused until the 15th of December. If you are not charged, do not worry! You should still have access to all the things I post to the individual tiers.
I hope November is treating you well so far!
She talks too much sometimes. But shes got a lot to say.
Guesses on who we were riding? Leave them in the comments; Just a fun game between you and I.
I had Nirvana stuck in my head while I set up for this and it was still there when I finished.
Pictures first cause, I took them for once.
First we have Jorunn and gang from Wyvern's Vault. I think these are just so cool. So cool...
I wish I could say this one left me speechless, but I put all my stat points into talking, so, I keep the talking up. Barely.
Today, I unboxed my very anticipated Hidalgo from 2023-10-28 00:10:33 +0000 UTC
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Sobriety doesn't make me less rambly. I'm not sorry.
2023-10-27 23:35:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Just a quick unboxing for you and me, to start the week. This week I am taking a look at my new Siren from Baphomet's Workshop. S...
2023-10-17 01:30:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello!
A quick written note for anyone that might skip this one:
I will be pausing my Patreon billing on October 15th for two months. This means you will not be charged for those two months, starting with the November billing cycle, I believe. Nor will people be abl...
2023-10-13 23:38:54 +0000 UTC View PostYou have no idea how long it took to get this uploaded; Patreon is a bit broke right now apparently. But we got a new logo, so yay us!
Im back! Ish. Let's aim to get a review up for Monday, eh? I'm currently taking video of my newest silicone lover so I can show them off. Lots to do! ...
I feel like the video explains itself.
2023-09-08 01:42:11 +0000 UTC View Post
I will admit, I'm a bit obsessed.
2023-09-08 01:39:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Honestly, I just wanted an excuse to get fucked.
But also, I upgraded the machine a bit. Yay.
Oh boy. Christmas in August!
I'm sorry I'm so ramble. I was excited.
These look like... pure sugar and wet summer time fun.
I've been thinking a lot. I guess this is a taste.
We shall reconvene soon. What else shall we talk about?
Mentally and creatively, I have been on the ropes. Just a bit. If you have been here for a moment, that's not really new news; Just super old and boring and painfully needs to change.
Anyway, Let's try again.
In an effort to kick my ass into a gear of some kind, I decided to make a fo...
2023-07-31 20:14:37 +0000 UTC View Post
I think this was just fine for a first attempt, but could have been better if I added some coffee and slowed down a bit. Otherwise, it's goofy and dumb which is what I was going for so, success.
Ill try again tomorrow for something a bit more on focus.
I give my new Rouge, Caelus, and Ignis a try as they are new and I...
2023-06-17 03:09:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Picture me, opening boxes, as is tradition. We have three of them today! I shall post a lens of them a bit later so you can see how pretty they are.
What else can I say? This was a really nice time. I haven't been this excited for new toys in a while.
The photo is not the greatest; as you can see, I took it at my desk. However! It gives you a bit of an idea regarding their size. I'm sorry I forgot the banana. 
Well this is a symphony of chaos and dumb.
Which is kind of emblematic of my work in general, I suppose.
I had a plan, but it was poorly conceived. So, hopefully, this is still fun or something.
Thank you so much for all of the support and love and patience.
Honestly, this is far too goofy and dumb for how frustrated I am in myself. But, I figured I have to start somewhere.
I feel like I should apologize for how dumb this is.
2023-05-25 00:55:26 +0000 UTC View Post
I have a special guest for this episode! His name is Charlie and he occasionally gets a bit loud, so this is your Loud Sound Warning for the audio. He's a very good boy though.
This month, we are frolicking with chaos and Charlie and a portion of the hoard of...
2023-05-06 05:14:18 +0000 UTC View Post
I have a special guest for this episode! His name is Charlie and he occasionally gets a bit loud, so this is your Loud Sound Warning for the audio. He's a very good boy though.
This month, we are frolicking with chaos and Charlie and a portion of the hoard of my st...
2023-05-06 05:14:14 +0000 UTC View PostVery short notice. This episode will be great. I can feel it.
Would you like to me to:
A very goblin inspired moment in the stream.
I have no excuses.
I was at a really good level. Then I got on The Beast.
2023-04-26 22:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh boy, this one was wild.
Hopefully I have censored it enough for the Patreon overlords.
We did some sucking, some fucking, and even some anal while vibing and working on my lung capacity.
2023-04-26 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostHelllo! Im a silly woman!
I accidently scheduled the second step of my root canal for the same time I usually run the podcast, SO I plan to push the stream back a week, to the first week of May. I suspect I will release a small talk thing tomorrow to make up for it.
In the mean ti...