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DirtyBits Toy Review - Hismith Mobile App

Off the top, a massive thank you to my helper. I know the technical issues kind of messed with their stroke, so, I appreciate their patience and all of their help, as well as their technical input after the fun part. 

Okay! I'm sure you can see the run time. It's a long one. Once again...

Dong Drama Report - Safety, Trust, Degassing and SapphireFairyToys. The short version.

Ok, so, there is a longer, angrier version of this whole discussion available for my Noms and up. If you like more rage and less sense, that one is a banger.

Okay, so, a new shop in the space stirred some shit up with their dumb UNSAFE opinions on twitter. I try to explain, but the more I...

Dong Drama Report - Safety, Trust, Degassing and SapphireFairyToys. The long version.

I recorded this version fresh and angry. Im too tired to write it all out again. Long story short: if a person has safety concerns, the best way to show you are unsafe is to dismiss them, regardless of who is "right".

And Do Not Buy from SapphireFairyToys. I think thats the larger point I ...

File download for Spoilers with Film Critic Bits - She-Hulk

For your open book test. 

Spoilers with Film Critic Bits: She-Hulk: Attorney at Law

I watched the first three episodes of She-Hulk and I have opinions and I also needed to get off.

I'm sorry if none of it makes any sense. I was inspired.... 

Raw Bits - Large Chance Flared Full Review Stream

The full stream with the chatty stream bits on either end. 

Thank you so much to everyone who listened in. This was a lot of fun! 

DirtyBits Toy Review - Chance Flared from Bad Dragon With Warm Up

Hay! This week I am reviewing my Large Chance Flared from Bad Dragon. This toy is in the 2022 Pisces coloration and a Medium Firmness. 

I...

October Behind the Scenes Production Live Stream - Guide Me

The next Behind the Scenes Production Live Stream will be October 6th, 2022. More details on times will be posted closer to the stream.

In the mean time, what would you like to see for that stream? The options include: 

• Bulk Script Recording - I have a pile...
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Weekly Bits - September 2, 2022

Weekly Therapy Session!

My anxiety and brain function are on full display in this one...

Hope you're having a great week! Love yer Face. 

Toy Review for Next Week - Guide Me

Hay babes!

Would you like to help me figure out what to review next week? 

I have Jonsey from last week, or I have the Large Flared Chance.

I most just want to know how long you want to edge on the Chance review.

Kay, bye! 

DirtyBits Toy Review - Ripple from DesignsByOdditoys

Hey Hay! You guys did it! You tied the poll! I'm so fucking impressed with you... Leaving me with a decision to make...

This week, I'm taking a look at 2022-09-01 03:08:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Live Event - Sex Toys Are Not Regulated: Episode One Recording

When: August 31, 3:00pm MST/ 5:00pm CST (Unix Timestamp: 1661979600)

Where: The Cave of Purity Discord server (available to the Nom tier and up)

Okay. Unless something weird happens in the next 24 hours, Confidence is winning the poll...

Live Event - Live TOY REVIEW Recording

When: September 1, 2022, at 3:00pm MST/ 4:00pm CST (Unix timestamp: 1662066000)

Where: The Cave of Purity Discord Server

I have a large Flared Chance from Bad Dragon that I need to record a review for. I suspect it will be a bit of a struggle as it is...

Unboxing Bits - Double Ziq's from Strange Bedfellas

Strange Bedfellas turned 5 years old, so I got some things. Specifically, I took the chance to pick up a couple Ziq's. I had been eyeballing the med...

Unboxing Bits - Fenrisulfr from PheonixFlame Creations

You can check out the stats for this boy right HERE. 

And a quick pic, cause I'm on top of my game today. 

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Dirty Bits Toy Review - Sleipnir - Bad Dragon [NSFW]

Hey! Hi! Hai! Hello!

Let's talk about Sleipnir from Bad Dragon! 

Off the top, this toy was a gift and I want to say, once more, THANK YOU, to You Know Who You Are. I just adore the toy....

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Back on the Review Grind - Guide Me

Haaaaay, Babe.

So, I have something to slide on for this week's review, but I figured I would ask you what you would like me to grind on for next week.

Both of these toys are from 2022-08-23 01:24:18 +0000 UTC View Post

More Live Stream Hijinks

When: September 1, 2022, at 3:00pm MST/ 4:00pm CST (Unix timestamp: 1662066000)

Where: The Cave of Purity Discord Server

Why: Cause I can?

What: I have a large flared Chance from Bad Dragon that I need to record...

Sex Toys Are Not Regulated - Episode One - Guide Me Poll

So, off the top. I'm envisioning something like Dan Savages' work crossed with Capitan Awkward coated in my dumb. Let's see what it turns into....

Live Stream Info:

• When: August 31, 3:00pm MST/ 5:00pm CST (Unix Timestamp: 1661979600)
• ...
  2022-08-21 02:50:59 +0000 UTC View Post

Long Term Project Bits - Year Two Arc: "Sex Toys Are Not Regulated" - Let's Talk

Hai.

So. When I first started doing this erotic audio thing, a part of me saw a route toward a project that would be... more discussion focused and less..... oriented around wet sounds and the other fantastic skills that I like to showcase. 

And I put a pin in that idea and told...

Weekly Bits - August 19 [SFW]

I have a fun story for you!

And some plans... I think... I think? Maybe.

I hope you are having a great week! 

Weekly Bits - August 12, 2022 - SFW

Look... if you leave mean comments below, I'll make an impact play track where I read them off. You know how I like it.

I'm sorry I'm kind of weird and didn't contain it today. 

For September's QnA, We can play Fuck, Suck, Jettison into the Void of Space.... It's the exact same...

August Question and Answer - Patreon Exclusive

I suspect this will be a good recording to fall asleep to. I'm pretty focused on the questions in this one, I explain in the audio... It still gets a little saucy at times.

I think for next month's QnA, We can play Fuck, Suck, Jettison into the Void of Space.... It's the exact same as Marr...

AMA Live Stream! Tomorrow!

Hay hay! So I have a buttload of questions to get through for the monthly Patreon QnA and I figured why not make it weird and livestream the recording process.

If you want to submit questions, you can do that HERE....

Unboxing Bits - Qarl from Strange Bedfellas

HAY! 

So, I'm unboxing my brand new Medium/Medium Qarl from Strange Bedfellas! This one is kind of special in that, I went for friend re...

Weekly Bits - August 5, 2022 - SFW

Very quick update this week. Like. I kept it under ten minutes, good job, Me!

Trigger warning for talking about aborting stuff really quickly. I apologize but its on my mind.

Have a great weekend! Talk to you soon! Luv YOU BAIIIIIIIIII

Spoilers with Film Critic Bits - Keep Breathing - File Download

Better back this baby up in three different places for security.