Unboxing Bits - Utun from Fantasy Grove
I warned you, didn't I? Didn't I warn you I had another box coming?!
Today! I had a beautiful small, nearclear soft firmness UTUN arrive from Fantasy Grove and well, you can hear me geek out on it. ...
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Holiday Bawdy Rating - Call for Submissions
A link to our favorite form can be found HERE.
I'm taking pics until 23:59 PM PST Sunday, December 23th, 2022.
No funny business this time. Just good vibes. I would love to take a look at that personality wrap...
2022-12-08 22:10:22 +0000 UTC View PostGuide Me - Sex Toys Are Not Regulated Episode 5
I'm kind of a lazy slut this month so.... easy answers only? Ill probably drink for this one, cause I can.
- AITA-Pallooza December Edition - mining other people's misery for monetizable content. As is tradition.
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Unboxing Bits - Gargoyles! Again! From Phoenix Flame Creations
Deja vu for me and you! I got another set of gargoyles. These ones are firmer. They all just sit at my desk and keep me company, but I looooooooove them.
Like, the sculpt is so good and I don't un...
Unboxing Bits - Volente from Dread the Empire
Today, for a trick, I will open a box and talk. Tomorrow, I will fuck something and tell you about it, I swear.
But today! I opened up Volente from
2022-12-07 05:09:17 +0000 UTC
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Unboxing Bits - Xymon and Batou from Strange BedFellas
You can check out Xymon's details HERE.
You can check out Batou's details HERE.
I'm super excited to get at Xymon s...
Weekly Bits - December 3, 2022 [SFW]
Uhhhhhhh...... I explain myself, again.
2022-12-04 03:28:28 +0000 UTC View PostSex Toys Are Not Regulated - Mental Health and BDSM [Visual Version]
So this one was fun and scared me a bit, cause it's a heavy topic in my head. I really didn't want to mis-speak on things.
Some trigger warnings off the top: I get into discussions around mental, emotional, and physical abuse; Mental health struggles; and difficult social situa...
2022-12-02 07:13:51 +0000 UTC View PostSex Toys Are Not Regulated - Mental Health and BDSM [Audio Version]
So this one was fun and scared me a bit, cause it's a heavy topic in my head. I really didn't want to mis-speak on things.
Some trigger warnings off the top: I get into discussions around mental, emotional, and physical abuse; Mental health struggles; and difficult social situations.
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Pre-Stream Dong Drama Gossip
I was distracted before the podcast and went on a bit of a tangent about the trash fire that is twitter and the dong community this past week. It's been stressful to watch.
I got a pretty dick tho! Seeeeee?!
2022-12-02 04:30:57 +0000 UTC
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Regarding the December Behind The Scenes Live Recording
I'm just going to rip the band aid off cause I.... can't really fix it.
We had an awesome stream. It was 3 hours long. I unboxed two new toys off the top. I was really happy with it and excited to share.
None of it recorded.
I had tested my equipment a...
Electro Prep - Behind the Scenes
A real quick moment of behind the scenes stuff.
Can you tell I'm excited to play with the wand?
Production Note - I know the wand is super loud. The position of the mic was focused a bit too low, so it caught a lot of wand and less of me. I will be fixing this for stream. I still so...
Stream Clip
I was minding my own business, hosting the Casual Sunday Stream, and a Greg sent me a link to this Reddit thing to read and talk about, maybe, please, Bits?
I just want to brag about my sex toy knowledge. That's the main focus of the clip.
Everything else is just locker room ta...
2022-11-29 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostWeekly Bits - November 26, 2022
Hey hey hey!
It's a bit late, but here it is. I am alive, very.... spinny right now, with all the things to think about.
I hope your weekend is treating you well!
Guide Me Poll Reminder
Hey babe
I just wanted to poke you really quickly and remind you that there are a couple Guide Me Polls closing soon.
The Sex Toys Are Not Regulated Podcast Poll is 2022-11-26 10:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Input - Blooper
It's an auspicious day, indeed, as I don't usually feel comfortable sharing this kind of stuff but it's so dumb and funny and I don't really know why I even did it.
I think, I was originally planning to release the entire script read as a bonus, which still might happen, I suppose. But I ...
Unboxing Bits - The Wicked Hunt - Slavermaw & Beetle
Hey hey hey Hotties. It's a busy mail week so I have another box to open for you. This one goes out to the ones who love when I'm annoyed; this package has travelled and taken it's sweet ass time while it was at it.
Info on the Slavermaw: 2022-11-23 21:43:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Unboxing Bits - Gargoyle Gang from PhoenixFlame Creations
Okay, a quick unboxing, with a bonus bit of a surprise that I did not anticipate. I almost cried.
Here is a link to the Gargoyle stats: LINK
Here is more info on Byleth (I can't believe I got th...
2022-11-22 23:52:21 +0000 UTC View PostBehind the Scenes Live - Guide Me
Oooo, more wet sounds and debauchery at the guidance of the audience.
What are your offerings this month, Bits?
Great question! I have...
Bulk Script Read - I'll bring a handful of scripts to read through and maybe we can even chop one up a bit. I'll...
2022-11-15 07:27:32 +0000 UTC View PostTaboo Show Day One Thoughts
Trigger warning for a grumpy, cranky Bits who is flailing in confusion.
She hurt herself in her confusion.
Bits fainted.
Go Ratata!
*an empty pokeball rolls from the closet*
Anyway, I dont want to spoil it, but it IS an hour long audio, so. Things h...
2022-11-12 17:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostSex Toys Are Not Regulated - Episode Four - Guide Me
I bet you thought I forgot the poll. Don't be silly. I just kind of forgot the poll.
Or maybe I needed a moment to come up with some topics; I swear, they come to me so easy right before I fall asleep.
Anyway, topics for this month include:
Taboo Show Pregame Chat File Download
To add to the pile of things.
2022-11-11 03:34:47 +0000 UTC View PostTaboo Show Pregame Chat
I'm sick again. I only cry about it a bunch in the audio.
I still managed to talk about the taboo show and bad dragon for a hour though, so, hopefully that can caress your sweet ears in an agreeable way.
And I haven't even been to the show yet. Oop. Opinions! Anticipation! Anx...
2022-11-11 03:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostUnboxing Bits - Ikon from Dread the Empire
Okay, quickly, cause I need a nap; my throat is bugging me. But! I had happy mail show up and I can't not open it, you know?
So, today, I'm opening up my medium Ikon in soft firmness, from 2022-11-08 23:22:51 +0000 UTC View Post
November Stream Schedule
Hi Hey Hello! Look! I made a graphic! Good Bits!
Okay okay okay. Stream schedule for the month is up. No one panic. For you, my fave babes of the Patron persuasion, I have two offerings!
Sex Toys Are Not Regulated - Episode Four - November 30, 2022 - 2022-11-07 23:44:53 +0000 UTC
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Weekly Bits - November 4
Bit of a therapy session today I suppose. The Bax was in attendance and vocal, so I was interrupted a couple times. Sry.
I talked business, I talked some personal stuff, I resisted the urge to whine about No Nut November and how mean you are all being to meeeeee....
You kn...
2022-11-04 21:22:13 +0000 UTC View PostBehind the Scenes Live: November - Full Stream
Hello Hello Everyone!
So this is the full November Live Stream including:
- Ludwig Unboxing
- Sexy Tarot Reading
- General Chatter and nonsense and yelling at chat
What might you like to see me do for next month?
2022-11-04 03:39:36 +0000 UTC View Post[Download] No Fap November Tarot Reading
For my fellow media hoarders.
2022-11-04 03:07:32 +0000 UTC View PostNo Fap November Tarot Reading - A Behind the Scenes Live Recording
Oh baby. I did three readings for this one! It was a lot of fun! A lot of insight for your month ahead.
My apologies for the crunchy audio. I set up my bed microphone and forgot to adjust some settings on the computer. I swear... It was worse before I processed it. I will fix it for the fu...
Unboxing Bits - Ludwig from Hodge Podge Entourage
A real quick box opening before I got into card reading today.
An apology for the crunchy audio; I forgot how to set up my bed microphone and this sounds a bit like poo. I will fix it for the future.
Today I am pulling a medium/ soft+ 2022-11-04 01:47:41 +0000 UTC
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