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184 - Clifford

Jen and Tim come to a tenuous agreement about a once universally loathed Martin Short comedy, Clifford. Also, Tim punches down ruthlessly on a twenty pound miniature pinscher.

The Slate article about Martin Short that riled everyone up may be found 2023-09-25 02:40:53 +0000 UTC View Post

183 - Perversions of Science

Tim and Jen head back to the pre-prestige-TV cable well with a failed spinoff of Tales From the Crypt called Perversions of Science. Throughout, you can really tell that your hosts would rather be watching a certain Canadian/German co-production.

Jen was slightly off when she said that HBO ...

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next episode update

Our next episode is expected to drop tomorrow and will feature our return to the pre-prestige cable era! Can you guess the series?


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182 - Goat Story: The Old Prague Legends

Jen enlists show stalwart Bitter Karella to help offend nearly every single person in the Czech Republic by providing an honest review of Goat Story: The Old Prague Legends.

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181 - Shakes the Clown

Jen and Tim quibble over Bobcat Goldthwait’s directorial debut, the seedy comic tale of Shakes the Clown. Also, Jen drops some hard truths about Robin Williams.

Patton Oswalt tells his story abou...

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next episode update

Hi all! Due to a family medical emergency, we are postponing the release of the next free episode to next Sunday, the 3rd. Thank you all so much for your patience and continued support!

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180 - Kinjite: Forbidden Subjects

Tim and Jen look at the creepiest Charles Bronson film not directed by Michael Winner, Kinjite: Forbidden Subjects.

Regarding Jill Ireland leaving then-husband David McCallum for Bronson, longtime rumor says that Bronson reportedly told McCallum to his face, “I’m going to marry your wif...

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179 - The Terrifier Franchise

Jen and Tim get mad enough to talk about All Hallow’s Eve and Terrifier (the first one) for almost two hours!

Jen really punted when she said that scary clowns go back to John Wayne Gacy— 2023-08-14 05:30:18 +0000 UTC View Post

178 - Brainstorm

Tim and Jen review a film of great technical genius and great vacuity of story: Natalie Wood’s final film, Brainstorm. But Jen liked at least half of it. Also, please send Tim all of your uneaten candy corn.

There’s a rundown on the Showscan process originally intended for Brainstorm fr...

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177 - Johnny Mnemonic

Jen and Tim struggle to understand the newly-minted cult status of a flop from Keanu Reeve’s himbo era, the cyberpunk thriller Johnny Mnemonic. They also put on hazmat suits and and delve into the horror that is the comment section on Din...

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176 - Witch Hunt

Tim and Jen dutifully cover the sequel to Cast a Deadly Spell, the Paul Schrader (!)-directed Witch Hunt.

Jen erred and called Schrader’s 2022 film Master ...

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175 - Cast a Deadly Spell

Jen and Tim try to say something nice about a pay cable attempt at Lovecraftian horror/comedy, Cast a Deadly Spell. Also, Jen tries and fails to remember the time she massively insulted Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid out of nowhere.

Jen is so dumb she forgot to mention who directed Witch Hunt,...

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174 - Penda's Fen

Tim is too cool to talk about a nerdy British kid’s coming of age story, so Jen and special guest @bitterkarella step in to talk about cult BBC teleplay Penda’s Fen.

BFI did indeed release Penda’s Fen on blu-...

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Throwback Thursdays!

Dearest patrons, up until now you've only been getting the premium, exclusive content available nowhere else and must be sorely disappointed to learn you are not also getting the ordinary muck that we give out for free!

To fix that, we will be posting our back catalog of publicly-available ...

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173 - Lake of Fire

Jen and Tim welcome reproductive rights expert Mellie to discuss an exhaustive documentary on A BIG COMPLICATED ISSUE: Tony Kaye’s overview of abortion in the US, Lake of Fire.

Looper...

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172 - Gattaca

Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawk or maybe Jude Law

Subscribe at the $5 tier on Patreon to hear the full episode and ge...

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171 - Faust: Love of the Damned

Jen and Tim welcome @bitterkarella to talk about a tWisTeD comic book movie, the Spawn before Spawn, Faust: Love of the Damned!

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further update and appy polly loggies

Well! We blew our self-imposed deadline for the release of our Faust: Love of the Damned episode (which I know you were all waiting for with bated breath), so first of all we must apologize to our subscribers. We recorded on Tuesday night with your friend and mine 2023-05-26 18:27:54 +0000 UTC View Post

damn it all (update)

Due to conflicting schedules, our next bonus episode will be slightly delayed. We will be recording it tomorrow night (with our best dressed guest!) and you may expect it to drop by Tuesday. And yes, the accompanying photo is a clue but we will be astonished if you can identify the movie.

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170 - Cats on Park Avenue

Tim and Jen scratch their heads over a Japanese musical that’s positively infested with cats, Cats on Park Avenue. It has nothing to do with New York or the musical Cats.

Compl...

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169 - Dick Tracy

Paul Jay returns to talk with us about Warren Beatty’s greatest love! No, not women— by all evidence it’s Dick Tracy. Also, we are interrupted by a dog.

View one of Beatty’s rights-maintainin...

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168 - Body Slam

With Tim AWOL (Absent With Overabundant Lego), Jen invites wrestling expert Darren Herczeg to discuss a half-assed wrestling comedy, Body Slam!

You can read Dirk Benedict’s idiotic whining about the female Starbuck 2023-04-24 02:54:50 +0000 UTC View Post

167 - The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T

Jen and Tim talk about a truly weird musical fantasia from the mind of beloved children’s author Dr. Seuss— The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T.

So much of this episode wouldn’t exist without the superlative work of Seuss biographer 2023-04-10 03:13:13 +0000 UTC View Post

166 - Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

Tim and Jen discuss a beloved epic whose time has come, the Peter Weir masterpiece Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World!

The GQ article mentioned appears to be yet more proof of the wide...

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165 - I Know Who Killed Me

Jen is defeated by the ostensible low point of Lindsay Lohan’s onscreen career, I Know Who Killed Me, while Tim cuts right through the Gordian knot that is the movie’s storyline. Also Jen vents her disappointment over a director she actually likes(?), sorta.

Someone actually tracked dow...

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we know who killed our free time

Hey fans!


With both of your hosts still in a self-imposed crunch time (Jen's being commissioned-based, while Tim's involves, as always, Lego), we have pushed the date of our next episode...

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164 - The Night Stalker

Tim and Jen host steadfast friend of the show mugrimm to talk about a pervasively influential TV movie that spawned the cult series Kolchak: The Night Stalker. Also, in this episode you can learn more about Pervy the Clown…i...

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163 - Freejack

Jen and Tim jack freely over a rote 1992 sci-fi action thriller, Freejack, starring Emilio Estevez and Mick Jagger. Your hosts kind of forget to talk about Jagger, but Tim does reminisce fondly about Four Loko.

Jen says “Psycho Ninja” when she was actually thinking of 2023-03-01 22:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post

162 - Body of Evidence

Tim and Jen remain in the 90s for a look at a dire courtroom drama leavened with gauzy sex scenes, the 1992 Madonna vehicle Body of Evidence.

There are no page numbers in Madonna’s book Sex, but it doesn’t take long to 2023-02-16 03:08:38 +0000 UTC View Post

next episode update

Hi everyone! 

We have recorded our next episode about the supremely silly "erotic" "thriller" Body of Evidence, but due to boring un-fun day job commitments, we're expecting it to drop Wednesday of this week. We're still on target to bring you two more episodes this month to m...

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