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Drip-Fed – Answer Trap 1 – In the Lamb’s Court

A blizzard swept over the landscape.

The sudden swelling of the cold had caught the party by surprise. One day the weather had been nice and mild, the next they had opened the door of the Mobile Estate to being hip high in snow.

The weather was a greater hurdle to them than a m...

Stratas of Fusion 2 – Inside Politics

Horace did his best to look imposing.

It was an easy job. He was tall, covered in scars from an eventful life, bald, and the grim stare came naturally to him. Most of his life had been spent using that stare to make other Abyssals of power wonder whether he was worth messing with. A ...

Stratas of Fusion 1 – The Top of Politics

Emrik considered himself a patient man.

Patience was a virtue that he had to cultivate. For all of his political savviness, he was all too aware of his shortcomings as a person. Primarily, this came in the shape of personal relations and power. He knew he was good at building network...

The Gamer Chapter 1850 – Nympholympics 13 – Dress-up, Dick-Down, Show-Off [Erotic Content]

John stepped out into the midday sun to thunderous applause. He looked up at the crowd, blinking instinctively when the sun hit eyes no longer bothered by such light differences. A moment later, he extended his arm to the lady that stepped into the light next to him. Two graceful steps rev...

The Gamer Chapter 1849 – Nympholympics 13 – Phone Calls

“So how are the Nympholympics?” Maximillian asked.

“Interesting on one side, exhausting on the other,” John answered. “It’s strange to be in a civilization that is always as kinky as stuff one imagines when masturbating.”

“Speak for yourself, buddy.”

“...

The Gamer Chapter 1848 – Nympholympics 12 – Evaluation

“Shoddily written!” Momo complained. “Absolutely terrible!”

“Shush,” John told the bookworm. He sitting on the throne, watching one of the contestants after him go through their roleplay. They had gone for a modern trope of pornography: stepsister catches stepbrother mast...

Drip-Fed – Path of Responsibility Finale – To know Balance

There were two ways Reysha contemplated on how she could learn the truth of the matter.

One was to simply get lucky and overhear a conversation. When she approached the house of village leader, her ears picked up nothing, so that route was out. The second route was slightly more comp...

The Gamer Chapter 1847 – Nympholympics 11 – Princess Play [Erotic Content]

The princess tried to move away from John, but all she managed to do was to sink deeper into Nathalia’s embrace. “Do not dare touch me!” she shouted.

“Or what?” the tyrant asked mockingly, grabbing her by the chin. “You will send your father’s armies at me? The men amon...

The Gamer Chapter 1846 – Nympholympics 10 – Princess Play Set-up

John Newman was known under many titles. Mind Breaker, the goblins and catgirls had dubbed him, after he had conquered their lands with his hypnotic powers. Archer of Spines, he had been dubbed by the golem people, who had been driven before his mighty host. Dragonrider, many called him, f...

The Gamer Chapter 1845 – Nympholympics 9 – Opening Ceremony

The stadium of the Nympholympics was a clearly modern creation.

Steel, concrete and glass made for the three primary components of it all. Three materials that were, on their own, completely fine. More than fine, even, the modern creation of these materials were practically miraculou...

The Gamer Chapter 1844 – Nympholympics 8 – Morning Banter and Fluff  

John awoke on the couch.

Ehtra was draped over him, her tall and sticky form comfortable on his chest like a particularly heavy dog. This did make it a little hard to breathe, but he did not look the gift horse in the mouth. The First of Hatred was passed out on top of him, her mind ...

The Gamer Chapter 1843 – Nympholympics 7 – Acceptable Decadence  

“A little more… a little more…”

John found himself squeezing the hand of another man. The grip looked like a prolonged handshake. On the other hand, Roland was doing the same. The fellow between them waved his head left to right while he kept comparing.

They were loweri...

Drip-Fed – Path of Responsibility 14 –Stitching, Oiling, Killing  

Aclysia looked at the tear in her robes with disdain.

It was about a handspan wide. No enemy attack had created it, at least not directly. During one fight, Aclysia had flown past an enemy she had thought dead. The grip of its mandibles had caught the fluttering skirt, she had been s...

The Gamer Chapter 1842 – Nympholympics 6 – Drinks and Nobles  

There was a singular factor that gave John pause in indulging: responsibility.

The broad term encapsulated many things. There were his political obligations, his value as a role model, the power invested in him by magic and a myriad of other, smaller expectations put upon him from va...

The Gamer Chapter 1841 – Nympholympics 5 – Walking Nympho Road  

“How ya think they do that?” Hailey looked up at the cloudless sky, blinking a couple times. Even a valley in the middle of Utah was at a notably higher elevation than the city they had started the day in. Everything felt brighter because of it.

A bright day fit the country gal w...

The Gamer Chapter 1840 – Nympholympics 4 – Horny Customs and Horny Village

The mansion was everything John could ask for.

The central building had three floors. Two wings extended out to the sides. The west wing had only one floor and was more of a workshop, all things considered, wrapping around an isolated segment of the garden that enveloped...

The Gamer Chapter 1839 – Nympholympics 3 – Horny Roads  

John tried not to pay too much mind to the fact that Hypercrush was out and about.

It was difficult. The drug mage, or whatever the proper designation for his powers would be, had been sobered up with great difficulty and then shoved into one of the prototype prisons generated by Lee...

The Gamer Chapter 1838 – Nympholympics 2 – On the Road to Horny Village  

‘I’m starting to wonder if there’s something in the food.’

John was balls deep inside Gnome’s backdoor one moment, halfway out the next, and back inside her within the same second. The motion repeated. Each time, the ass of the brunette rippled. She was a ‘plain’ one am...

Drip-Fed – Path of Responsibility 13 – Of Walking and Greed  

“Ah, the sun,” Reysha sighed. “Good to feel that on my skin again.”

“Can you even feel it?” Korith asked.

In the time they had spent in the dungeon, autumn had fully made way for winter. They had all changed into winter clothes because of it. Furs were placed over f...

The Gamer Chapter 1837 – Nympholympics 1 – Preparation for the Festival of Debauchery  

Leaving the Forbidden City was a simple affair. The yacht drifted out of the bay, then down the mouth of the river and into the open ocean. The Asian landmass turned smaller as they made their way to Taiwan. They stood at the railing, thinking back to the imperial tomboy who had only been ...

The Gamer Chapter 1836 – Forbidden Tomboy Finale – A Date in the Catacombs

The remaining days of the visit had ticked away as eventless as a diplomatic visit could be. John met people that individually were of little worth but together upped Fusion’s standing in the world by 1 or 2% from where it had been before John went there. That was not a huge...

A bit of news (09.03.2025) - Future Price Restructuring

Y'ello,

So I will just start with the bad news: I will be raising prices, after the current Gamer arc concludes.

The last time I did this was well over 6 years ago and things have gotten more expensive since. I struggled against this for as long as possible, but the truth of the matt...

The Gamer Chapter 1835 – Forbidden Tomboy 15 – Spawns of the Rift  

“Mhm…” Lu Zhi hummed.

The imperial tomboy sat cross-legged in the bed, mere centimetres away from where Lee and Ehtra were worshipping the Gamer’s pole with their tongues. Her deliberative noises had nothing to do with the scene, nor with the hand of John that cupped her peti...

The Gamer Chapter 1834 – Forbidden Tomboy 14 – Trial and Talk  

The Heavenly Jade Empress yawned.

It was a long, hearty sound, empowered by the voice amplifying enchantments woven into the Dragon Throne. Seated on the centre of her power, Lu Zhi struck a tomboyish figure. One leg was pulled in, serving as the rest for her right arm, which in turn...

The Gamer Chapter 1833 – Forbidden Tomboy 13 – Breaking Intricacies  

Xi Pang’s ‘casual’ gathering had been organized in the Ministry of Fruits Foreign and Domestic. It was a typical structure near the walkway that separated east and west of the Forbidden City. The specific hall they were in was neither too large to feel opulent nor so small that it wa...

Drip-Fed – Path of Responsibility 12 – Desired Roughness [Erotic Content]  

They did not make it to the bedroom.

Reysha had already been making out with Aclysia by the time Apexus opened the door to the Mobile Estate. When the door was open, the aggressive groping by the tiger girl had put the usually so orderly priestess’ clothes into heavy disarray. Then...

The Gamer Chapter 1832 – Forbidden Tomboy 12 – Pillow Talks  

John felt his lungs expand and contract with every guided breath he took. Oxygen pumped through his body, providing muscles with what they needed despite the supernatural status of his corporeal form. Every breath and every heartbeat was in service of keeping his hips moving.

Rave th...

Gnome Butt

The butt of the Gnome

The Gamer Chapter 1831 – Forbidden Tomboy 11 – The Little Sister [Vinh POV]  

Vinh Phuong was of the Dai Viet.

The bloodline of the Vermillion Bird may have traced its foundation back to the lands north of the Yellow River, but she was no woman of the Mandate of Heaven – neither had her parents been people of it. For many generations, the family blessed by a...

The Gamer Chapter 1830 – Forbidden Tomboy 10 – Servant to a Difficult Woman [Daiyu POV]

The Heavenly Jade Empress was the sovereign over the Middle Empire. She was the centrepiece of the heart of Asia. She was the commander over the inexhaustible armies, supreme general of a thousand banners raised loyally in her name. She was the chosen of tradition. She was the...