“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!” With those three words the colosseum was transformed. Arcane machinations flickered to life high above the arena in the shape of a hexagon of enormous screens. Cameras started flying around all over the place, showing pictures of the crowd on the monitors above and, as Jo...
2018-02-21 06:18:38 +0000 UTC
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The colosseum was bigger than John had imagined. Well, to be exact, the colosseum was bigger than John had seen. From the outside it had been an imposing building, without a doubt. Stone, ancient but in prime condition, worked into several stories of beautifully symmetric arcs in the legendary style...
2018-02-20 10:45:25 +0000 UTC
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John looked at the blue ball above the dwarf fortress. It was about the size of a grown man and slowly gaining more, shining with the intensity of a small, blue sun. The Arcana Strike had been hovering there for about four minutes.
Compared to the fortress, the size of a hill and the shape of a mo...
2018-02-19 05:26:12 +0000 UTC
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“Hello?” Gaia asked and snapped her fingers in front of John. No reaction. “Well, this is bad,” she said, her dress appearing back on her body; “May have gone too far at the end there. Thought you would be able to handle it. Turns out you are way weaker than I thought. First you fail again...
2018-02-17 10:29:00 +0000 UTC
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John awoke when he felt someone’s hand on his dick.
He had gone to bed early, alone, with the goal to simply nap through the rest of his blue balls. After a day filled with running after Thana and other battles, he had been fast asleep. ‘I am going to quite literally go balls deep into the fir...
2018-02-15 23:47:51 +0000 UTC
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So, as last time, I just want to remind everyone that you can use these pictures for non-commercial use (avatars, backgrounds, heck, for all I care use her in some weird music video) - but you may not share the full file. I can't stop you from doing it privately, but uploading this on imgur, for exa...
2018-02-15 11:30:00 +0000 UTC
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“What is it that you seek?” the Horned Rat asked. “I want two things,” John answered; “One, I want you to give me as much of your energy as I can hold.” The reason for this one was quite simply power.
“Are you not afraid I will gain even more control over your life if you do that?”...
2018-02-15 00:58:01 +0000 UTC
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John looked at the clock in the living room. The arms for hour and minute, standing at 19 and 54 respectively, moved sluggishly compared to the constant movement of the one indicating seconds. For some reason, John found the clock extremely irritating. He was used to the hands moving with sudden jum...
2018-02-13 08:43:29 +0000 UTC
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The grinding went about without incident. First, he and Thana took care of two of the quest’s conditions, that took about 7 hours. Even with Thana trivializing every enemy group, they still had to explore all of the dungeons in order to find the boss rooms. That was, to put it bluntly, a lot of wa...
2018-02-12 11:29:26 +0000 UTC
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John woke up. Alone. It was a weird feeling, waking up in a room that was empty besides himself. However, to protect his virginity…to protect the quest goal that was sure to roll around at midnight, John had distanced himself from the hungry vultures that were his many girls. After emptying his ba...
2018-02-10 12:13:52 +0000 UTC
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2018-02-09 08:15:11 +0000 UTC
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Spending the rest of the day grinding turned out to be a loveless task. As he was now free to go directly into Tier 16 (which spanned the level 81-85), the difficulty increased quite a bit. For John himself, that was less of a problem. His skillset was quite solid, and with Siena actually hel...
2018-02-08 12:37:44 +0000 UTC
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“Just do it,” John groaned, and on Momo’s face, the hope was ignited. “Oh, don’t be so hasty,” the Horned Rat closed its fanged mouth, and the smile snapped back into the natural shape of a skull; “I can’t do it right now, there will have to be preparations. I will visit you in Rome ...
2018-02-06 12:15:04 +0000 UTC
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“That will temporarily satisfy me,” Nathalia remarked as she and Thana jumped up to the rest of the group. She gazed at Momo for a moment. “I didn’t even see you before,” the dragoness commented, “are you another one of John’s creations?” “Yes,” Momo kept it short.
Nathalia con...
2018-02-05 13:00:37 +0000 UTC
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“To give it to you straight, you fucking magnificent creature, I prefer to be at the bottom,” Thana told her sparring partner. “Call me Nathalia, Thana,” the dragoness instructed with a pleased grin; “And I will be happy to take the reins. For a start,” Nathalia straddled her legs ...
2018-02-03 00:51:35 +0000 UTC
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The battle between blood mage and dragon goddess was a heated one. It was also something that John had trouble following. A series of punches, each capable of killing pretty much anything below level 100 in a single movement. The shockwaves sent more and more dust flying, ruining the sight.
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2018-02-01 23:40:11 +0000 UTC
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Wings with a black, obsidian skeleton and membranes made from magma. John didn’t need to guess who that was. ‘Guess that answers my question…’ John thought as he walked down the impact crater; 'This is Cataclysm all over again.'
“What are you doing, John?” Lydia demanded to know. “Re...
2018-02-01 02:59:58 +0000 UTC
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“Seriously, what the me,” the supreme deity stood in front of John and pointed at him, her green eyebrows furrowed; “I go to do the regular cleaning of the elemental planes to make sure no Outsiders spill in, and when I come back, I find that you finished achievements you have no deal having d...
2018-01-31 00:56:48 +0000 UTC
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“So, Troll or Steampunk themed?” John asked, the decision which of the three new kinds of dungeon they should try first was already settled. “I think trolls sound fun,” Rave cast her vote. “As long as I can punch it,” Thana didn’t care. “My powers would likely be of more use in a Ste...
2018-01-30 14:13:39 +0000 UTC
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John stretched when he woke up next to Rave. Well, he didn’t actually wake up NEXT to her. The techno-lover’s upper half was hanging over the edge of the bed, while her feet had found their way on top of him. Cuddling a pillow, the size of a human, a dakimakura or something weaboo-nese like that...
2018-01-29 13:01:49 +0000 UTC
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“Urgh,” John let out a sound of exhausted annoyance as he pummelled the last enemy to death. It felt very wrong. One, because it had the shape of a beautiful woman, two, because he actually had to kill it instead of knocking it out, and three, because he was not used to punching things. Although...
2018-01-27 15:22:24 +0000 UTC
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The last tablet was fizzing out as John got a pop-up.

Oh hey, that was kind of good. Having be abl...
2018-01-26 13:26:56 +0000 UTC
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John looked at the bird, which was himself, jumping over his hand as he returned home. He looked back at himself. Thankfully, his brain had been magically adapted to not get a headache in ...
2018-01-25 11:02:22 +0000 UTC
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John continued walking as if nothing unusual had happened. On the inside he was in turmoil, however. ‘Where? Who?’ he asked in quick succession. The nightmare elemental just giggled, ‘That wasn’t part of our deal, you’ll have to find out on your own.’ John suppressed a sigh of annoyance,...
2018-01-23 13:41:57 +0000 UTC
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HELLO!
So, for those of you who haven't heard, the Nathalia art was CANCELLED by the artist on fiverr. Further searching left me quite dissatisfied with working with people who were, quite frankly, amateurs.
What am I flaundering above then? Well, thats the sketch of Nathalia from the...
2018-01-23 12:40:53 +0000 UTC
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“So, let’s ask the obvious first: Anybody knows what that is?” John asked and gestured at the thing on the table; “If it helps, Herman called it a Metracana.” “It doesn’t, I have no idea what it is,” Lydia said and with her being unknowing most of John’s hope in getting an easy ans...
2018-01-22 11:57:50 +0000 UTC
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“So that marks every room, except the kitchen, on the upmost floor complete,” Rave said as they went back down the stairs. It’s not that they didn’t have more energy for the kitchen, but just having sex for an extended amount of time got dull eventually. A quick recharge and they would proba...
2018-01-20 17:28:28 +0000 UTC
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“That sound nice, I also wanna check on everything,” Rave agreed and tip-toed over to her boyfriend. “You do that, I have something else to take care off,” Lydia said after checking her phone, apparently she had an incoming call. She left the living room through the northern door and then th...
2018-01-19 18:03:44 +0000 UTC
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“Ehm, girls,” John carefully said after, with quivering fingers, placing his shoes on the floor. Everyone waited for him to continue as he searched for the correct, and very careful words. “Whaddya wanna say, John?” Rave, ever the impatient, asked.
“So, basically, and I feel really weird...
2018-01-18 11:19:59 +0000 UTC
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Eventually Lydia caught up to them. “That was disgraceful!” of course, the first thing she said was a reprimand towards Thana; “Not only do you reveal your powers, but you also hurt John, let it be known that I am thoroughly disappointed!”
“Yes, yes,” Thana sighed, “I get it, I get i...
2018-01-16 12:46:20 +0000 UTC
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