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The Gamer Chapter 320 - 01=/=Th


“You know,” John said to Momo as both of them sat atop his fortress tower, grinding more orcs, “I have to wonder what is coming after this.” “If you mean in a matter of time, the group fight,” the support answered in a matter of fact tone. “No, I mean after… this,” he gestur...

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The Gamer Chapter 319 - Stretching out

John dangled a Toblerone above Nia’s head. He ignored the jealous growling from both Thana and Nathalia in the background and slowly lowered it into her mouth. “Good girl,” he said and patted the fluffy upper side of her hair as she took a bite.

She was currently laying with her head on his ...

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The Gamer Chapter 318 - Vs Ankleshanker Round 2 [Nia POV]

“Finally, a fistfight,” Jeff announced above as Nia rode the tingling mana platform down to the arena. The rim of her long skirt fluttering in the still air of the arena, she listened to the lizardman, who was afraid of her powers, respond. “They both use weapons.”

“Semantics,” the man...

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The Gamer Chapter 317 - Too tired, need cuddles

John looked down on an exhausted Nia laying on the pavement. “Me is sleepy,” she said and in a rare display of open emotion drummed her heels on the ground. “I want to pat something…!” she said with forceful blankness on her face.

“Nia, can you puff up your cheeks for me?” John asked...

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The Gamer Chapter 316 - Empty Sunday

So how does one train an anti-mage? That was the question John was faced with on Sunday. Of course, the easy answer was to just continue what he had been doing, fill up the Soulpotion and then give it to her, but that didn’t feel quite right. Another way to come to an answer was to ask the person ...

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The Gamer Chapter 315 - Uncertainty of life

“That would have been too easy,” John said, having been unable to use Observe on that new elemental. The fight had been a lot closer than he anticipated, solely because Lydia’s prediction about Maximillian’s arrogance had become true.

Still, Lydia had pulled out her surprise, and Maximilia...

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The Gamer Chapter - 314 Vs Lydia Augusta IV von Hohenzollern [Maximilian Franz IV von Habsburg POV]

„How did we get here?” Maximillian asked the princess of steel, who was pressed to the floor by the sheer weight of his magic. The ruins around them acted like a stark reminder of a renaissance passed. A wonderful cathedral, that was what it must have been once. Two lines overlapping in the shap...

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The Gamer Chapter 313 - The princess’ pride

Three minutes before midnight, John knocked on Lydia’s door. There was some creaking heard, footsteps on the floor and finally the princess opening it. She was wearing a nightgown, sadly not of the particularly sexy kind but instead looking like she was comfortable sleeping in it while also being ...

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The Gamer Chapter 312 - Given Light

“So, explain it to me, you jealousy inducing smelly mattress,” Thana asked as John carefully placed an unconscious Rave on the couch; “What exactly did she do, and why is she still knocked the fuck out?” “I thought you can figure stuff like that out by yourself,” John teased. “Of cours...

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The Gamer Chapter 311 - Vs the rebellious daughter [Nariko POV]

“Look at that, they are sending your daughter in again,” Maximillian said; “Earlier than expected.” Nariko didn’t even honour the crown prince with a response. He was a business partner, nothing more. His insistence on keeping his mighty tone only served to prove his ignorance about where ...

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The Gamer Chapter 310 - Sticky Stuff

Grinding and a shower later, leaving the Soulpotion in the living room to pick it up in the morning, John went to his room. He fully expected it to be filled with female forms, either writhing or just eagerly awaiting his arrival, he had offered to make this an orgy night after all. Not that his off...

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The Gamer Chapter 309 - Of course, the game gets harder.


John, a spoon full of soup hovering in front of his open mouth, stared at the window with annoyance. “...

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The Gamer Chapter 308 - Princess of… Architecture?

“A game, people, WE – WILL – HAVE – A – GAAAAAAAAAMEEEE!” Jeff shouted, rising from his seat as he raised on fist in the air. A rather dangerous manoeuvre while on a flying desk, and sure enough, he stumbled and fell off.

“Wow, wow, wow, I am getting so hyped I am losing the ground u...

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The Gamer Chapter 307 - The order going forward.

John was catapulted on his back and just admitted defeat by laying there. Wheezing breaths left his lungs as he inhaled the cold of winter and exhaled the heat of exhaustion. Rave laughed and threw herself down at his side.

“Well, ya are getting better… s-l-o-w-l-y,” she spelled out. “And ...

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The Gamer Chapter 306 - The victor takes the maid

John looked at his nearly depleted mana bar and then checked out Momo’s, Edge separating in the background. Toget...

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The Gamer Chapter 305 - Vs John Newman [Mario de Medici POV]

“I take it you can face him?” Maximillian asked, prompting the Italian to smile dismissively. He had seen the man, the boy compared to himself really, fight in the videos. His movements were imprecise and sluggish.

“He is an amateur; all I need to do is take out his summons one by one,” Ma...

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The Gamer Chapter 304 - Striding Along

“Oh Gaia, thank you for being so gracious,” John mumbled, only half-sarcastically, as he finally got the level he needed. It was 13:12 o’clock, he and the rest of the crew had spent the rest of yesterday ...

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The Gamer Chapter 303 - A question from the world.

John looked at the screen above declaring their loss with disheartened acceptance. The dice had been loaded against them from the start. “I want to complain about you being way too sturdy,” he said to Thana, “but I love that I can be super rough with you in bed without worry, so I won’t.”<...

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The Gamer Chapter 302 - Mirror Match

“Boom, boom, boom!” Jeff shouted, his index finger pointing at the sky as he was holding his microphone in the other hand. His hair seemed to have grown another 10 centimetres in the short break, a torrent of brown, growing upwards, that was fixated by whatever magical hair product he was using....

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The Gamer Chapter 301 - Back to reality

They kept strolling through the labyrinth with ease. It was a tall construction with waxy walls of some unknown stone. The floor was slippery but not to a degree where John was afraid he would fall down at any given moment.

This was the Tier 20 version of the Wall Shadow dungeon, and they had only...

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The Gamer Chapter 300 - THIS IS… just the end of another day.

“Do you ever stop wanting to burn down everything you see?” Siena asked Salamander as they cleared the dungeon. “Do you ever stop wanting to torture people?” the fire spirit answered with a question herself.

“Do you ever stop repeating that conversation?” John, slightly annoyed, added....

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The Gamer Chapter 299 - More than the sum

"So, now that I checked on everyone, let’s get my own business out of the way,” John announced to his familiars; “First, Momo, help me with this!” he was talking about Purgatory. The glove was now empty, and if he wanted to use its capabilities, he would need to charge it again.

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The Gamer Chapter 298 - A villain of another realm

“That pizza was nice,” Nia said as they headed out. It was shortly before midnight. Where John would have expected a few of the less patient folks to have already started firing their explosives into the night sky back in Springfield, the only thing that lighted up the skies of Rome were the sta...

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Chapter 297 - Unfair

 

“That was mean,” John said, taking his girlfriend’s hand while also looking at the quest pop-up.

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The Gamer Chapter 296 - Not All That Entertaining and skipping through the day.

“The everloving hell?” John wondered and turned the thing in his hands. The rusty surface of the giant key scra...

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The Gamer Chapter 295 - That he did.

Nathalia remained in her true form even after she pulled her claw out of Thana. The earth shook as the dragoness laid down in a giant circle around them, her head resting on the floor close enough that one of her enormous eyes overlooked the whole scene like a nearby sun. John noted that the crystal...

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The Gamer Chapter 294 - Blazing fires’ cold compared to shattered soul

“ABSOLUTELY NOT!” John practically screamed at Thana who took a surprised step back at the outbreak. Worry and the idea itself made the blood pump through John’s veins like he was done running a triathlon while being chased by Romulus himself.

He took a deep breath, seeing the blood mage shr...

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The Gamer Chapter 293 - A promise of character

“Where did you leave my precious Nia?” the Horned Rat asked, returning just as John stepped out of the building; “I need her to spy on you.” “I fucked her so hard that her knees gave in when she tried to stand up, now she has to rest for a minute,” John triumphantly crossed his arms; he ...

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5 Minutes to Midnight - Cold

The water was running over her clothed form. It was ice cold, soaking into her hair and robe and turning her body into a single area of complete numbness. Her eyes were raised, looking directly into the stream descending onto her.

The scratching in her head was currently quelled by the paralyzing ...

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5 Minutes to Midnight Part 2 – Run

The look on Alexej’s face as the small girl he was trying to blackmail grabbed him by the throat and slammed him into the wall was priceless. It made Thana giggle with such utter delight that the lingering pain in her stomach and head that memory had caused were quickly forgotten.

“You are a s...

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