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The Gamer Chapter 458 - Plans and Time Finale – Phase 3


That achievement came just in time for the knight to drive his tiny boat out of the Guild Hall ba...

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The Gamer Chapter 457 - Plans and Time 6 – Heel turn

They came in the morning. Seven boats, wildly different models and paint jobs, pulled into the Guild Hall barrier. ‘Man, I must have really pissed him off,’ John thought as he looked at those vessels. Bearings, being an in-land company, did not have ships of its own. The ones John saw in fron...

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The Gamer Chapter 456 - Plans and Time 5 – With a beat in her heart

John: Man, Bearings is an asshole.

Rave: Do tell?

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Who a King must do Chapter 10 - Taking the bitch for a walk

With every ‘step’ Maiev crawled through the streets of Stormwind the expression on her face transformed. More and more the arrogant and vindictive warden gave into her new tendencies, with the blush of an ecstatic exhibitionist getting properly abused by her master appearing on her face. Befo...

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The Gamer Chapter 455 - Plans and Time 4 – Bearings

John entered the restaurant with Aclysia and Beatrice. These two had changed into their maid outfits the moment they were inside the barrier. For the rest of John’s group, they were either watching over Eliza or protecting Magoi on his boat. They didn’t want to run the risk of the Fateweaver ...

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The Gamer Chapter 454 - Plans and Time 3 – Darkness and Invitations

“I am dying, why are you the one fucking crying?” the fading voice of the insane girl came to ask.

“I just hate being so weak…” he sniffed. “You don’t deserve this. If I wasn’t weak, I could have saved you.”

“You aren’t weak anymore,” she stated and smiled wide...

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Drip-Fed - Safe Leaf 1

The odd trio was sitting around the kitchen table, or rather the area of the one-room house down from the foot end of Gizmo’s bed where the old man cooked. A kettle was hanging on a hook above the fireplace, the water inside slowly boiling the tasteful and medical properties out of the herbs in...

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The Gamer Chapter 453 - Plans and Time 2 – the battle at the Enclave

Scarlett: Son of a whore… Okay, sorry, Bearings and Retropes put their heads together behind my back, they will be there in thirty minutes or so.

“I hate you Murphy,” John mumbled as soon he read the message from Scarlett. ‘Of course,’ he thought, ‘the second I ...

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The Gamer Chapter 452 - Plans and Time Interlewd - Option A(clysia)

There was really just one choice for aesthetic’s sake. That was John’s justification and Beatrice’s reason for suggesting Aclysia in the mix isolated from everyone else. Which man had access to two girls looking the same down to a mole under the left side of their lips and didn’t want to ...

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The Gamer Chapter 451 - Plans and Time 1 – Ticking by

“Ya know, this feels all kind of wrong,” Rave commented out of her turning swivel chair as John pulled the blue pin that represented their own influence out of yet another of their previously conquered positions.

“Think Scarlett will betray us after all?” her boyfriend asked as he t...

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Who a King must do Chapter 9 – Ten-thousand years of repression

 

Note: I am aware Maiev has white hair in-game. I am working off of a piece of fanart that is infinitely more attractive. I declare: Blizz fucked up, I am fixing this by changing her hair colour.

Maiev Shadowsong was disgusted. When Shan’do Stormrage had contacted her...

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December 2018 Commission - Salamander Finished

Finished one day late, but hey, that's still pretty good. This one has gotten mixed receptions during the creation process, but its one of my personal favourites.

As always, no re-uploading of the high-res version, you can do what you want with the low-res one.


Next vote will ...

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Drip-Fed - Exile 5

“Ho-hooo,” Gizmo looked at the antler with a fair bit of respect, “I wish you had the mouth to tell me how you got your hands on this, my much-grown friend.” Indeed, the whole expedition had turned the slime into an even larger blob.

Moving around in the house began to become a bit ...

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The Gamer Chapter 450 - Secretary work

“I GIVE UP!” Metra came screaming into John’s bureau. Yes, the Gamer now had a bureau. It was a small, fully outfitted room that he had found inside the Guild Bank. It came with everything he needed, except a computer, but that was quickly bought and internet quickly installed by Magoi.

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Drip-Fed - Exile 4

Being sapient didn’t just give Apexus the magical power to kill the Forester Dragon. Although it probably did help with learning magical abilities. Not the point. Apexus needed to prepare a few things for this next step. For that, carrying a nice and polished pebble inside it, the slime took to...

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The Gamer Chapter 449 - A robotic service girl.

John placed the last of the materials on the table. Baelementium for level ups, steel and other common metals for mass, Abyssal silicone and rubber for skin. The metadermis, Aclysia’s impossible blend of silicone and Baelementium, dissolved into its components shortly after leaving her body (in...

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Drip-Fed - Exile 3

Under the watchful eyes of Gizmo, Apexus crossed under the lowest joist of the fence. “Remember, if you want to return you just need to seek something,” the old man shouted after the slime. “The runes on this place will guide your steps towards it!”

So THAT was why the slime had fou...

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Drip-Fed - Exile 2

A day after Apexus’ arrival, it had looked at almost everything in the illusionary space that was outside the house. The pond never lost water, no matter the amount of water the man filled into buckets and took back into his den or the slime drank. What was planted in the herb beds grew in a ma...

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Drip-Fed - Exile 1

The slime would have been ecstatic over its new wings, were it not for circumstances. Carrying its body on their emerald span, they allowed it nimble movements through the air and were perfectly capable of lifting its body, much denser than a hollow boned bird’s. To say the least, they were mor...

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Drip-Fed - The metal fairy 7

Having finished its meal, the slime regrew its earlier discarded head construction, a vulture head save for the ears, and then added another right next to it. That second head was just a vulture’s neck ending on the otherwise featureless maw of a snake. Testing, the slime opened its new appenda...

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The Gamer Chapter 448 - In search of a heart finale – Faux-Wars and Artificial Spirits

After John had finished his show of neutralizing threats that barely even counted as such, he put down one of the two extra teleporters he had on the roof of the Ikea. Really good for him that he managed to get the special ingredients for the upgrade on the side while doing the other grinding. He...

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The Gamer Chapter 447 - In search of a heart 5 – (New Man)agement

John checked his Ire again. It was down to 3 from 5. The previous blunder of him slipping had undoubtedly to do with that reduction. That wasn’t to say this couldn’t happen to him naturally, but slipping as he did at the moment of maximum humiliation was a different category.

Brett and ...

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The Gamer Chapter 446 - In search of a heart 4 – In front of him

“You know, there are just some things that never change no matter where you are,” John said to a black-haired Aclysia, her preferred hair colour when in public, looking at the blue and yellow building in front of them. It was no masterpiece of design, basically just an arrangement of rectangl...

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Drip-Fed - The metal fairy 6

Above Mount Estania, the easternmost peak of the disk world leaf of Ctania, soared a creature. It was beyond strange to look at, even seasoned Branchers, the highest and most dangerous adventuring profession, would have stopped to look. Even the gods didn’t erect such mockeries of nature that o...

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Quick Announcement

I like to forget to tell things to people not on the Discord... Just so everyone is aware: There won't be chapters from the 24th to the 26th.

I wish everyone happy holidays and a merry Christmas ^^

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The metal fairy 5

The slime staid in the ground for a couple of days. “Awakener, they are gone,” no amount of speaking from Aclysia could persuade it that it was safe. Just because it now knew she was trying to communicate with it with those sounds didn’t mean it was suddenly aware what she meant. Didn’t h...

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The Gamer Chapter 445 - In search of a heart 3 – Montage, Potential, Missions

He found the second essence in the Futuristic Siege of all places. After breaking through the energy dome that protected the cone shaped city of spires, John and his group quickly broke through to the heart of it. There they found one of those stationary bosses, a half-finished mecha-unit still b...

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The Gamer Chapter 444 - In search of a heart 2 – Checklist

“John! It has been an eternity since you called me!” his mom’s enthusiastic voice rang out in response to his somewhat nervous greeting. In typical fashion, he had gone in with one of the worst possible predictions and thought she would be mad. Brenda proved to be just glad to finally hear ...

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Drip-Fed - The metal fairy 4

The woman that came into view was a beast kin, a breed of humanoids that took on animal traits. They had been a staple in the omni-verse since their inception, and many gods saw it as their goal in life to think of new animals just to cross them with humanoids and see which resulting female had t...

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Who a King must do Chapter 8 – Valeria


“You think she deserves to be fucked by the most royal cock in the world yet?” Valeera asked, circling the table with swinging steps. Her new golden eyes scanned over the panting Vanessa VanCleef. Doomed to watch the receiving of Anduin’s mark and the extreme delight of Valeera...

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