“Remember, men, women, you are not allowed to die,” Anduin told his gathered forces. His talk to the military personal was much more professional than the throwing of insults, inside jokes and innuendos over at the adventurer’s side. A slight bit of jealousy rushed through the High King as ...
2019-03-07 18:47:37 +0000 UTC
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John’s hand came to a stop on the table dominating his yacht’s conference room, after he put the pen down. Disapprovingly, he looked at his completely artless and scraggly signature. The pompous guy inside him wanted it to look better and that urge was quite strong. Something would need to be...
2019-03-07 07:42:38 +0000 UTC
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Apexus heard Reysha before he saw her. The sound of audible sniffing followed by a giggle was all the indication the slime needed to identify the redhead. A few moments later, her hand appeared over the edge of the cave entrance. The rest of her soon followed.
“I could smell slime semen h...
2019-03-06 12:38:36 +0000 UTC
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“I love my life so much,” John mused in the shower, receiving a triple blowjob while having his hair shampooed for him. It was understandably stuffed in the shower, not that it was a bad thing to be smothered on all sides by soft female curves. As to who and how, a combination of Sylph flying...
2019-03-04 23:16:40 +0000 UTC
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Wings like the dried leaves of trees that fell in the months of fall but in the colour of the blue sky, seldomly seen in that dreary season, the butterflies flew around their creator. The middle segment of their body then looked like the stalk, tiny pieces of wood protruding from the otherwise fe...
2019-03-04 10:51:14 +0000 UTC
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“That’s all?” Reysha asked looking at the fine she had just been given for her fleeing the payments on her debt. After her little brawl she had walked up to the counter and pretty much immediately been told to seek out a higher official in the building. Not the Guild Branch Master himself, ...
2019-03-03 10:37:32 +0000 UTC
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The final boss of the Slime ID was a wonderful encounter. A nucleus the size of a house, attached to the ocean that surrounded the entire structure, hung under the ceiling of a beast of a room. It was surrounded by a shield that a bunch of the minibosses were keeping up and would periodically spa...
2019-03-01 22:16:12 +0000 UTC
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In front of John, the vault door looked less imposing. Sure, it was still a massive silver door, but the difference between how far away his head was to the ground compared to Sylph’s was impossible to ignore. ‘Come on – Secret Room!’ he prayed as he touched that door.
2019-03-01 00:33:31 +0000 UTC
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“I fucking love this place,” John blurted out while they fought. The large chamber they were inside had a central pillar of glass, turning the cylindrical shape into a doughnut with corners. Inside the resulting cut-out swam a large, black nucleus with a smooth surface, a tiny white dot swirl...
2019-02-28 00:18:15 +0000 UTC
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No time was lost afterwards. As Aclysia had correctly guessed, Anduin began preparations to move out himself. An Old God was no challenge to be left to anyone but the strongest beings in Azeroth and he easily qualified as such a being, being the only person in the known creation to wield both Sha...
2019-02-27 18:38:38 +0000 UTC
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“Stop eating them you fucktard…” Eliza presented her complaint in the usual bloomy language, but her tone was one of misery. “Pleeeeeasssse?” She swatted towards his hand. Her immense powers suppressed, as to not stir the monster inside her unnecessarily, the movement was dull and John ...
2019-02-26 06:06:03 +0000 UTC
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2019-02-25 09:30:33 +0000 UTC
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Reysha walked through the streets. Unlike a certain slime, she found them to be almost empty. Ctania was a small world and the narrow roads reflected that, every person there had more than enough space to walk. It was very much unlike her homeleaf Ragressa, which was large and heavily populated d...
2019-02-24 15:12:41 +0000 UTC
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Beatrice dodged nimbly underneath the swipe of the paw. A second one soon came for her, oversized claws digging into the floor as she dodged with a backflip that had her skirt flutter in a most daring way. Left leg connecting to the ground long before the right one, her arm and the spear it was h...
2019-02-23 11:04:41 +0000 UTC
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The city of white wood, Haralry, laid on the western fringe of the leaf Ctania. The absolute fringe in this case. Behind a city fashioned from winding birches rose a funnel of lights diagonally into the sky. Woven from hundreds, if not thousands, of small strings, the display of solid energy comb...
2019-02-22 11:46:07 +0000 UTC
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The rest of their Friday was spent in tranquillity. John felt like he had done an adequate amount of stuff, and Magoi answered positively to a text request for getting into a barrier with him the next day. As such, John took a little nap to be rested at midnight, when he would go to the I.D. Gate...
2019-02-22 10:17:50 +0000 UTC
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“Why this position?” John asked, laying on the couch. The leather was unsurprisingly quite wet, but he was used to things getting steamy. “I really want to bend you over and spank your ass, you know?”
“Yes, I am aware that your penis jumps with excitement at the sight of buttocks,...
2019-02-21 14:45:50 +0000 UTC
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Apexus didn’t stop on his own volition. The legs he had grown were burning with exhaustion, but his mind was terrorized. Whatever abilities Apotho had displayed there, this life draining, it was a frightening display and as such the slime continued to run until it suddenly hit an uneven ditch o...
2019-02-20 11:26:57 +0000 UTC
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My dick is... I mean, I am very happy with this one.
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I also attached o...
2019-02-19 11:59:52 +0000 UTC
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John could already hear what was going on inside when he stepped into the hallway. Well known moaning echoed through the straight space, connecting living room, bridge and the outside. A bit of an odd construction that, he always found, but the yacht was very much designed with its owner operatin...
2019-02-19 06:36:47 +0000 UTC
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The way back was, aside from Reysha’s ongoing condition, uneventful. Learning to work with her new sense of taste, the tiger girl soon managed to find things she could eat without feeling absolutely disgusted. Typically, that came in the shape of things that normally bordered on tasteless.
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2019-02-18 07:32:05 +0000 UTC
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“Those are all very bad and or boring,” John mumbled, simply going ahead and picking Weapon S...
2019-02-18 07:23:45 +0000 UTC
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A fireplace was crackling with heat, the dry wood that had been lit with magic slowly transforming into ash. It was a simple construction, a thin stone slab laid across two stunted boulders, a gap for a fireplace in between. The blackened sides on the otherwise reddish grey stones indicated that ...
2019-02-17 04:49:16 +0000 UTC
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John let the moment settle in for his listeners. Of course, he wasn’t just dropping this change on the residence of this new type three city, vague warnings had been given in advance. Not that there was any real damage that could be caused by this rather sudden expansion in living space.
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2019-02-16 06:16:27 +0000 UTC
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Reysha stashed all of her unused equipment inside the adventurer’s bag. It was odd to see a large spear simply disappear into a piece of velvet the size of a grapefruit, but Apexus got used to such shenanigans rather quickly. Once exposed to magic, the question of ‘how does that work?’ got ...
2019-02-15 04:14:45 +0000 UTC
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John had found a nice position to be frozen in place in. Legs scissoring with Eliza’s, he was standing above her, using the one that was reaching up in front of him as handle. The blood mage was underneath him, upper body curved against the surface of the table. It was an awkward way to have se...
2019-02-15 03:37:59 +0000 UTC
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John was sitting in a leathery armchair in his living room. His back leaned comfortably against the rest, his butt was firmly on the cushion, his feet were laid up and rested on a casually self-degrading Eliza’s naked back. The blood mage was grinning madly and clothed only in her leathery garm...
2019-02-14 09:05:04 +0000 UTC
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“Brbrreeaaahhhhrrrrrrr,” Reysha made a series of indiscernible noises as she shook her body head to toe, a small number of droplets flying off her. It was a pretty futile gesture, as she lacked both the loose skin and fur of a normal mammal for it to achieve the desired drying effect. Young a...
2019-02-13 20:55:29 +0000 UTC
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“Okay, how about this: martial law can be enacted either by the head of state, being me, or, in case the head of state is absent for a prolonged period, can be voted into effect by a majority in Congress. That good enough?” John asked.
“Don’t forget to give yourself the power to lif...
2019-02-12 14:29:08 +0000 UTC
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“I like this place,” Richard spoke, walking around the conference room. He soon shed the corporate suit and changed into his original shape, that of a grey-furred humanoid with a rat’s skull for a head, decorated with the four name-giving horns. The only, and very sensible, change the god o...
2019-02-11 03:48:05 +0000 UTC
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