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The Gamer Chapter 626 – Strategy Meeting

 

The wall closed behind them with the smooth sounds of well-oiled machinery snapping into place. John, Chemilia and Beatrice entered Scarlett’s domain. Sitting in her swivel chair, back turned towards them, she was looking up to the giant screen that she usually employed to display ...

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The Gamer Chapter 625 – Subordinates and Subordinates of Subordinates

 

“I get the feeling I should have knocked first…” John reflected on his actions, looking at the display in front of him. It was a debauched scene, Ted lying on his back on top of the large business table, naked. John couldn’t see a whole lot of the man, though, only his middle...

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Drip-Fed - Requiem 16

Reysha’s teeth reverberated with an odd pleasantness as she dragged them over the bones. Scraping off whatever remains of meat were on the carcass of the monster she had slain not much earlier. She tossed the stripped bone aside and went to devour the remains of the oversized rat. Her teeth san...

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The Gamer Chapter 624 – Successes and Vacation Days

“Yo, Master,” Metra met John in her typical, carefree way. She raised her hand in greeting, although not to wave, rather for some sort of clap, it seemed. Deciding to go along with that, John moved to give her something along a high five. Only for his hand to be violently grabbed and the anci...

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The Gamer Chapter 623 – Fluff Hour

“Are you really fucking sure about this?” Eliza asked when John undid her arm constraints. “100% certain that this is a good idea? Because I, sure as fuck, am not.”

“HAH!” he laughed mockingly. “I’m rarely 100% certain about anything anymore. About this, I am pretty sure tho...

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The Gamer Chapter 622 – Pretty Little Psycho

 The door slowly opened. Mechanical, like anything else around here, it retreated into the wall to the right and revealed a sight that was confusing in a multitude of ways. Standing in a room of moderate messiness, not above the acceptable level to show friends, was Eliza. The bindings on he...

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The Gamer Chapter 621 – And flights back home.

 “You think you can just leave along with me, without looking suspicious?” John asked Scarlett, as they walked around the Boston Airport. There was no reason to take another journey on a train, when they could take a flight to quickly get back to New York.

“No,” she answered, m...

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Who a King must do Chapter 30 – Unspeakable Suggestions

The Council of Six, Dalaran’s governing body, was a gathering of six arch mages, one of which was the de-facto leader of the city-state. There were two most notable members amongst is rank as of that day. Arch mage Khadgar, former student of Medivh, a man who had lived to age in reverse, at lea...

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The Gamer Chapter 620 – Oligarchy Steps Back.

 

Louisiana, the French colony, was purchased in 1803 for, adjusted for modern values, the price of 251 million USD. The size of the area doubled the USA’s size and still made up around a fourth of its total land mass to this day. It had been an extraordinarily cheap acquisition, eve...

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Drip-Fed - Requiem 15

Apexus felt different after consuming the demon.

Not better or worse. At least not in the sense of any mood. He was feeling more powerful, definitely. Faster, more acute, as if his slime itself had received an upgrade. This was a general trend from every thing he ate, but this time it just ...

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The Gamer Chapter 619 – The Technomancer and the publicity

 

“Kinda surprised ya were willing to give up your anonymity to get this done,” Rave pointed out when they all were back in the presidential suite. The press event had concluded without further hiccups. Immediate developments could already be seen on multiple sites, John scanning t...

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The Gamer Chapter 618 – Outrage Stage

 

John finally got the plan.

That didn’t mean he all that much liked what he saw in the execution of it. It was effective, if it worked, that wasn’t the issue, it just all felt rather risky. The first step of the entire thing was based on whether or not the enemy media took t...

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The Gamer Chapter 617 – Photoshopping

“Oh, I really like this one!” Gnome exclaimed as everyone went through a mountain of recently developed photos that had been brought into the suite by Aclysia. As to what the photos depicted, they were all different shots of Aclysia, sometimes with Beatrice in the frame, doing poses either we...

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The Gamer Chapter 616 – Everybody loves chests

 “I don’t get it!” Rave whined as she suddenly shot up from the couch. She reached under the back of her top and began the arduous process of unhooking the bra she had called her favourite just about three days ago. “Why does this one feel tight now! So annoying!”

John put th...

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Salamander Chibi

Flames the competition!

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The Gamer Chapter 615 – Double-down

John’s fist kept colliding with the table as he failed to completely suppress the wild desire to punch something so hard it shattered into a thousand pieces. At the same time, the constant knocking only annoyed him further. “And I had just fucking calmed down,” he growled, reading the lates...

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Drip-Fed - Requiem 14

“SPARK-EATER! SPARK-EATER! SPARK-EATER!“

The demon had lost all semblance of intelligence now and was screaming that single title over and over again as it tried to catch up to Apexus. They had long stopped their slow prowling and now the nightmare of sewn skin and sickle-legs rushed af...

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The Gamer Chapter 614 – Slander and Cries

 

“I – hate – the – press,” John growled as he finished reading the article that had been written overnight. Not the greatest thing to start a Sunday with. “These absolute assholes.” His outcries caused Rave to raise an eyebrow in confusion, and he turned to her to read o...

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The Gamer Chapter 613 – In the public

John looked down on the crowd that had gathered in front of the hotel turned headquarters turned hotel. It was a sensible mass of people for this early time of the day, about a hundred, maybe two hundred people. The total population of Abyssal Boston was unlikely to exceed 4000, so John felt like...

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The Gamer Chapter 612 – Friday Compilation

 

‘It’s really annoying that the lenses have to have the same enchantments to count as a set,...

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The Gamer Chapter 611 – Day Planning

John woke up on the couch the next day. It was so unusual for him to wake up and immediately be able to see that he, for a moment, thought he was still dreaming. Then he had a look around and determined that he must have fallen asleep while gaming. Despite this, the television was shut off, as wa...

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The Gamer Chapter 610 – Cull the boredom

 

John was face to face with a creature that was, curiously, immune to Observe. It had metallic skin, ran on four long, thin legs that reached out of an elongated body. Its head had a single eye between two knife-like ears and a maw that only consisted of seven teeth, four at the top, ...

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Drip-Fed - Requiem 13

“Lay-Maker. Depth-Strider. Truth-Seeker.”

Cheery, clacketing words echoed from the squelching sounds, a disgustingly mechanical contrast, now that Apexus could see the demon. To call it a creature would have been an affront to living creatures. It was a physical impossibility made flesh...

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September 2019 Commission Done - Scarlett

Yeah, I just skipped out on August because... well, its already October now, so that would feel like lying at that point. There's only one more waifu left before the whole "saving for Drip-Fed cover and then new system" thing anyway, so its not like its particularly important to adher strictly to...

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The Gamer Chapter 609 – Pleasure Bay

 

The water of the pool was fantastic. Warm, it surrounded John up to the shoulders, as he sat on a bench inside, just in front of the back wall of the whole thing. A wall that was also the window separating him from the outside. He was as close to the view over the city as he could co...

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The Gamer Chapter 608 – Recovery from boredom

John was finally done after eight hours. It hadn’t been one continuous meeting, luckily not, but rather an endless stream of events. The main meeting concluded and then somebody outside of the room wanted to talk to him, still important enough that John obliged. They had brought a friend or two...

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The Gamer Chapter 607 – Supremely Average

John was turning a pen in his hands and tried his best to stay focused on the presentation he was subjected to. Explanations about economic developments in different barriers across the city, trade outposts and manufactories elsewhere, admissions of criminal activity inside their borders, where t...

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Drip-Fed - Requiem 12

After all this time, Apexus didn’t imagine he would one day search for a crack INTO the mountain. The caverns below, heated by the magma chamber of a volcano that would likely never erupt, were the birthplace of the slime. Where he had just started existing one day and had gone from there. It h...

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The Gamer Chapter 606 – Decent rooms and awesome cuddles

John awoke the next morning to the wonderful and familiar feeling of a number of mouths slobbering all over his dick under the blanket. Although he stretched to indicate he was awake, letting out a hearty yawn, he didn’t move in any way that would interrupt that morning service. Instead, he foc...

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The Gamer Chapter 605 – A double of maids

Rave gave John a quick kiss on the cheek when they arrived in front of the elevator, both of them in possession of keycards that unlocked access to their temporary suite. “I’m gonna step out for a bit, check if the disco in the cellar is as good as I heard,” she announced. “Sally, wanna c...

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