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The Gamer Chapter 1910 – New Orleans Council Finale – Dishonour

“Will you lie to me and pretend that it was madness that made my friend accuse you of hiding my twin from me?”

The question came after a prolonged silence. Outside the cathedral, the Horned Rat and John’s elementals ensured that they were alone for this. As alone as they could ...

The Gamer Chapter 1909 – New Orleans Council 4 – Casualties

The fungal body burst. Screeching horrors were born from corrupted tissue flapping in the wings of the otherworldly conjuration. Manta-like creatures that rose into the air, soon tearing through the windows and stone walls in their search for chaos and prey. Dragon-like creatures shaped ou...

The Gamer Chapter 1908 – New Orleans Council 3 – Let me in.

Once all of the sensitive intel had been disclosed, the commanders of the forces of the Greater Empire and the Illuminati came pouring in. There were many familiar faces in the crowd. Celeste, leader of the aristocrats of the Illuminati, Norahnon, Malady and even Marie were among the leadi...

Drip-Fed – Season 5 – Author’s Note

Alrighty, I have very little to say about the plot this time around but some about the business side of things, so you might want to stick around for that.

The goal of this arc was to have Apexus and group integrate with general adventurer society and in that, I believe I have succee...

Drip-Fed – Season 5 Finale – Delivery

“We’re sorry,” Atlas apologized.

“You best be,” Aclysia was the first to respond. The angel had taken poorly to the attack four days ago. She was far from alone in that, although she was the one most overtly angry about this lapse in virtue. “Your greed has overcome you.�...

The Gamer Chapter 1907 – New Orleans Council 2 – Rulers at a Round Table

John entered the hall with long strides. It was a faithful and enlarged reconstruction of the big chamber that he had met William in when he had returned to Springfield. In every way that mattered, it was a cathedral, although a sparsely decorated one. All of the funds that John had poured...

The Gamer Chapter 1906 – New Orleans Council 1 – Arrival of Forces

‘Yo, my King – I have pretty shit news.’

John was having a pretty shit everything at the moment. What Undine was doing was clearly working, but it still depressed his mood tremendously. That it was taking quite a while did not make it better.

When Metra had reconnected to...

The Gamer Chapter 1905 – His Imperial Tomboy

Beijing was an international city.

For all of the difficulties that Communist China presented, its capital was fairly easy to get into. It was made a lot easier when John had previously greased some wheels in certain bureaus. Bribes worked in basically all countries, as long as one k...

The Gamer Chapter 1904 – Private Revelations

The presence of Lydia and her troops changed fairly little and a whole lot simultaneously. The Guild Hall was their least threatened position. Additional forces to fill out the lines and allow the outwards push to progress more smoothly were deeply welcome, however. Military modernization ...

The Gamer Chapter 1903 – Solemn Reinforcements

An Abyssal fleet always was an impressive and unimpressive sight in equal measure. The sheer scale of the ships was ludicrous. The biggest of the ships was 550 metres from point to keel. It towered 100 metres tall and had a prestigious width of 120 metres. It was an absolutely immense thin...

Drip-Fed – Trauma Monster Epilogue – Flower of New Dawn

“You might have surpassed my own combat meditation.”

Apexus’ comment caused the freshly healed Rogue to raise an eyebrow. “Nah,” she denied outright, waving her hand repeatedly. “That’s impossible. I was all agitated and smirky. You’re always calm and collected.” 2025-06-04 20:42:47 +0000 UTC View Post

The Gamer Chapter 1902 – Stab. Stab. Stab. [Layla POV]

Layla was covered head to toe in guts.

Human guts, animal guts, elemental guts, most importantly Lorylim guts. Every corrupted entity she came across tasted her dagger. The weapon the fungal smith had left her did what it was supposed to, carving the life and soul out of every host t...

The Gamer Chapter 1901 – Skills for a Sniper

Before anything else, John wanted to know what unique Traits Fianna possessed. If it was anything like Ehtra, that would inform his choice of Skills tremendously.


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The Gamer Chapter 1900 – White Bullet

A visible wave of discomfort rippled through Scarlett’s body. It began at the interface point of her right shoulder, spread to the back, and all the way down to her glutes. The artificial arm moved, to take the second limb from John.

“I should keep a robot within distance to…�...

The Gamer Chapter 1899 – Losing Limb Privileges [Erotic Content]

[Note: I have been requested to issue a warning if I do stuff with Scarlett having removable limbs… so here is that warning. I’m not one for the amputation fetish principally, but if the robot arms can be de- and reattached with relatively little issue…]

John was sleeping light...

The Gamer Chapter 1898 – Gathered Intel

“Thank you all for your service,” John greeted the room. It was swiftly becoming the traditional way he addressed his war council. He scanned the gathered mass as he advanced to his throne. There were almost a hundred people in attendance, although only eleven really mattered.

Sc...

Drip-Fed – Trauma Monster 6 – Ego Death

A single day was all they needed to reach the boss room.

“After all this time getting here… this feels almost too easy, doesn’t it?” Reysha asked.

“I’m more surprised that we didn’t run into the Atlas party,” Korith confessed.

“By all the we were aware o...

The Gamer Chapter 1897 – Drifting Changes

The Observe window was interesting twice over. First was that Fianna had more than doubled her level, when she had been effectively topped out since he had first hired her. More interesting than that was that her Stats had not changed despite this increase. It was the first time that John ...

The Gamer Chapter 1896 – Symbolical Decisions

It felt good to be desired. Regardless of situation and time, having an attractive person of the desired sex pining for one’s attention was an ego booster. Base satisfaction aside, he did not need Lyndell flirting with him in her enticingly forlorn ways.

Not that she was pursuing h...

The Gamer Chapter 1895 – A Unique and Regular Organism

“So, I have been thinking…” Rave started.

“What a rare occurrence.” John could not resist the obvious opening.

His first fiancée rolled her eyes at that, bumped her shoulder into his, then gave Momo’s butt a smack for laughing at the joke.

They had wrapped up...

The Gamer Chapter 1894 – Calm within the Storm

John had expected to be woken up in at least one of his bodies. Some emergency somewhere that demanded his attention was certain to break out.

Nothing of the kind occurred. When he woke up, he did so to the usual sensation of a pair of lips wrapped around his cock. Tingles of electri...

The Gamer Chapter 1893 – A Semblance of Stability

John entered the battle with 6’000 people at his disposal.

He ended the battle with 3’500 people at his disposal. Of those 2’500, most were outright dead and some were currently being saved from early onset infections. Removing a Lorylim from an organism was difficult, but not ...

Drip-Fed – Trauma Monster 5 – Noises

It was a constant, high-frequency hum.

The noise had first made itself known to Apexus and Reysha, shortly after they had left the city. It had come in and out at the time, growing in strength and persistence as they travelled closer to the edge of the Trauma Influence Zone. By the t...

Scarlett Butt

Cyber Scarlett, to be exact.

Lydia Commission Finished

Another Monori is done! 3 versions this time: nude, casual, and armoured (the Astria Plate)

The Gamer Chapter 1892 – Rot and Gold Finale – The Turn

Lyndell dislocated her own shoulder in her attempt to move her arm. Fingers cracking, breaking, and snapping back into place, she grabbed the arm and slotted it back into place. Her head swung, her torso followed, and the whole of her flopped out of the basin. She twitched. The muscles in ...

The Gamer Chapter 1891 – Rot and Gold 6 – Hardened Bud

The situation was worsening.

Nia was out there taking out synapse creatures, but she was just one person and could not do this faster than the totality of snipers that had been on the rooftop. Ehtra had reinforced Salamander, but the Metracanas they were facing were stalling effectiv...

The Gamer Chapter 1890 – Rot and Gold 5 – Beacon of Hope [Rave POV]

Rave walked to the easternmost point of the star fort.

Nahoa, Nia and Ehtra had already scattered to the winds. Unlike them, the First Lady of Fusion was neither connected to John’s brain nor was she blessed with tactical intuition. If anything, past participation in battles had sh...

Rot and Gold 4 – Grand Strategy

John pulled the stopper out of the vial. The contents, bright red like stylized blood, were swiftly poured over the wounds that covered Fianna’s legs. It slowed the bleeding, which was all he had time for.

That the sniper lay on the staircase with massive chunks of her legs missing was on...

The Gamer Chapter 1888 – Rot and Gold 3 – His Weapon [Fianna POV]

There was this… annoying scratching under her fingernails.

Fianna did not even have fingernails anymore. There were little protrusions at the tips of her metal hands that served effectively the same purpose. They were every bit as artificial as the rest of her arms from the shoulde...