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The Gamer Chapter 773 – Tournament of Oddities 8 – Duel of the First Girls

A moment of tension ensued, both of them staring at each other and waiting for something. ‘Wonder if we would have ended up in this exact situation but in reverse, had I chosen Moira over Rave all that time ago.’ John rolled his neck to not get stiff from the anticipation. ‘Unl...

The Gamer Chapter 772 – Tournament of Oddities 7 – A request for a banal duel

“What is it?” Moira’s quizzical expression showed actual confusion.

“So, first off, I wanna apologize,” Rave responded, and John felt the need to clean his ears out. Regardless of how shocked he and Moira were, the techno lover was serious about this. “Back when tha...

The Gamer Chapter 771 – Tournament of Oddities 6 – Old and faint acquaintances.

“Then again, the fact that you decided to go with Collide meant you likely had a flawed character from the start,” Moira continued in the same breath and crossed her arms. “So, it’s the raw power that likely corrupted you further. Both of you. You were at least decent enough to keep cloth...

The Gamer Chapter 770 – Tournament of Oddities 5 – Present and Far Back When

John yawned.

“Am I boring ya?” his girlfriend snapped at him with a dismantling smile, immediately destroying the stern expression she tried to keep up. Then she gave his dick a long lick. To not interrupt the conversation, she continued with a handjob. She needed both hands to properly...

New World, Old Problems 11 – Farming

The foot moved before the arm and made the strike by Reysha so clearly telegraphed that even her opponent, a low-level dungeon monster, could tell that it was coming. The creature’s spindly neck curved back, the dagger slicing uselessly through the air. Any planned counterattack wa...

April 2020 Commission Done - Lydia Picture 2

She may not have changed a lot, but damn if she doesn't look WAY better in this picture.

 As always, you aren't allowed to publicly spread the base version of   this. You may spread and upload the downscaled version wherever you want from next Tuesday onwards. You may use the...

Chapter 769 – Tournament of Oddities 4 – Seat of Power

The House of Exceptionals was the upper house of Fusion’s parliament. The Dome of Power was a building on the southern tip of Manhattan, the area still covered by the Hudson Barrier. It had been stomped out of the ground in the past two months. With magic and modern understandings of architectu...

Chapter 768 – Tournament of Oddities 3 – Tart

“Alright, the timers are ringing and both contestants are removing their pies from the oven!” Jeff announced and moved back to the desk. “Any comments before we begin the judgements?”

“I get to eat pie,” Vita touted, swaying her head and the eating utensils she had ...

The Gamer Chapter 767 – Tournament of Oddities 2 – Overly long baking description

John’s mind was racing to arrive at an answer. With the analytical speed of a super genius, he went through the most likely outcomes and what he was willing to risk. ‘Normally I would completely trust Aclysia when it comes to a bake-off, but her opponent is the literal goddess of...

The Gamer Chapter 766 – Tournament of Oddities 1 – Rules and Clarifications

The Gamer spent the rest of Sunday exploring Paradise and having sex, often times both. A massive, Roman style bath house served as the replacement for the shower back home. Thanks to having multiple pools, each of which was claimable by a single group at a time, they had relative privacy. Relati...

Who a King must do Chapter 37 – Return of the Harem King

The trip home was eventless. No unforeseen weather, no attacks, just steady tides and constant fucking. They arrived in Stormwind to some confusion. Officially, Anduin was still sick and somewhere in his chambers. A ruse he wouldn’t be able to pull a second time. He showed his face too often in...

The Gamer Chapter 765 – At home

“…so that’s what’s happening over there right now,” the Gamer said, as he put his signature under another document. He was going through the most boring part of the work day, the one where he had to scribble his name, corrections or questions on documents. Once that was don...

Drip-Fed - New World, Old Problems 10 – Conundrum

Apexus heard that something was different this night. Even on the worst days, he could barely hear Reysha approach, the tiger girl keeping her steps light and measured. Today, she was as loud as they came, stomping over grass and snapping small branches and dried leaves under her every step. It w...

The Gamer Chapter 764 – Reconnecting

They left the conference room again only to move somewhere else entirely. It was Vita who led them down the sterile corridors and flights of stairs. The latter were plastered with the motivational advertisements often used for public spaces. Parts of sentences stretched downwards, ea...

The Gamer Chapter 763 – Measuring

John expected it to be the hand of someone new, a previously unknown leader figure perhaps, but it was just Wendy. “I got everyone covered, so now I have time for you,” the redhead stated; her semi-mocking attitude had not gotten any less intense from the earlier humiliation. It ...

The Gamer Chapter 762 – Cheeseburgers in Paradise

John found himself in a jacuzzi.

That wasn’t necessarily a bad thing, as a matter of fact it was a very good thing. He and Rave were sitting in the bubbling, hot water, looking out of a giant window. The view of the ocean was spectacular. The clouds from yesterday had concentrated into a ...

Chapter 761 – Curbed and Odd

The weather in Miami was, against John’s expectations, not all that different to New York at the moment. That was to say, it was quite hot and humid, sitting at 29 degrees and about 80% respectively, despite it being past the 18:00 already. At least the minimal amount of clouds that hung around...

The Gamer Chapter 760 – No time to be lost

The news spread like wildfire through the harem and they all met in the living room within half an hour. Enough time for Scarlett to put another triple espresso into her system. While he really wanted her to get a good rest, this situation required her to stay around. They could lose her at any m...

New World, Old Problems 9 – She could (not) help

Reysha left the house when night had long come. Her senses were sharpened from a recent meal, the spongey head of some fungus monster. The texture had been anything but pleasant, but the sweet taste had made it alright. It hadn’t been enough to fill her stomach for the...

The Gamer Chapter 759 – Nya

The call had ended shortly thereafter, with John and Momo going on a final tangent about the size of her gifted budget. To his detriment, the Gamer managed to barter her into a higher sum. All of the tens of millions had to be derived from his personal account, as was proper, but the Gamer was pr...

Nathalia Lewd Commission Done

Standard copyright disclaimer: You may not reupload the full-resolution images anywhere, you may use the low-resolution images in whatever non-commercial way you see fit, as long as you give credit to me and the artist (Hilent, in this case).

The piece was delayed a fair bit due to technic...

The Gamer Chapter 758 – Sexy Minx

A long, long, long conversation indeed. It lasted for hours and most of the girls dropped out at some point or another. Although all were friendly with Momo, some were naturally more interested in talking to her than others. This was just the nature of any circle of friends, no matte...

The Gamer Chapter 757 – Sassy Minx

John watched the little circle in the middle of his television screen as the connection loaded. ‘Come on, pick up,’ the Gamer thought, glancing repeatedly at the time. They had agreed on it days ago and made extra sure to speak about the same time zone. He really wanted to talk t...

The Gamer Chapter 756 – How John met their Mothers 2

“You ALSO take a lot after your mother… or grandmother, technically?” John said, once they were back. “At least attitude wise.”

“Yeah, not that I am complaining,” Salamander agreed and hovered off the floor. “Oy, Mat, how did you survive without me?”

“...

The Gamer Chapter 755 – How John met their Mothers

John stood before the summoning circle with crossed arms and mentally wrestled with a decision. Looking to his left, finding his girlfriend gazing at him with questioning eyes, he explained, “I’m not sure if I want to just do the traditional summoning or if I want to peek into the other eleme...

New World, Old Problems 8 – The passage of time

‘Today is a bad day,’ Apexus thought, when he woke up.

The origin of that wasn’t any aches the slime had. It wasn’t even related to his mood in general. Rather, it lay with the tiny wet spots on the sheet under Reysha’s face. Circles made by tears shed during sleep, a giveaway tha...

The Gamer Chapter 754 – There is always an envious artist

After a few minutes of aimlessly wandering around the blocks in the sweltering summer heat, the group was pretty sure they needed to get somewhere inside. ‘2018 is a stupidly hot year,’ John thought, checking his phone to find out the exact temperature. 33 degrees Celsius in a co...

The Gamer Chapter 753 – Trio Date

Yawning, John sat at the breakfast table and resisted the urge to grab his phone. It would have looked like he was bored with the presence of his girls. Although there was a lull in the conversation, there was plenty to be entertained by. The actual reason why he tried to dodge looki...

The Gamer Chapter 752 – Still Kingdoms

Of all the people and entities John had ever made enemies with, an elemental mother was most certainly not someone who he would have chosen to have a feud with. Regardless of what he wanted, however, the Mother of Water was now firmly on the short list of individuals that he absolute...

The Gamer Chapter 751 – Clean

The Magryph eventually had enough of the attention and curled up to sleep. Leaving the little furball alone to rest and grow some more, John and Eliza turned away from the network of wood, plastic and strings that was Velka’s habitat and left. Once outside, it only took a little talk to decide ...