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The Gamer Chapter 1002 – Finding a calm place


The ferry stopped at one of the piers located in the channel between the main Guild Hall island and the southern Silicate Island. Going to the Harbour was, for purely civilian purposes, an extra mile that the ship could spare itself. John offered to carry Lee again, but she declined....

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The Gamer Chapter 1001 – Two Talking


Lee had about as much class eating as she had in conversation. That this was a high class restaurant meant nothing to her. After cutting her pizza into eight slices, she then proceeded to stuff them into her face with her hands. The miracle of it was that she managed to do so without...

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The Gamer Chapter 1000 – A date worthy of the occasion


The planning of things took a couple of hours, then John reached out to Lee via text and finally was in front of her house in the early afternoon. He heard activity within the house, before he even reached for the doorbell. Lee must have seen him through the window and hurried to com...

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The Long Way 8 – In the Ice


They spend another five days in the dungeon. Those were five more days to the three that they already wanted to spend elsewhere. After having his first experience with ice and snow, Apexus absolutely agreed with the decision of every other adventurer on the Leaf to avoid this dungeon...

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The Gamer Chapter 999 – An Artificial Calm


John did not get to work immediately upon getting home. Instead, he went to bed. He fully desired to finish up Lee’s initiation that day and to do so he wanted himself and his girls to be at their absolute best. That started with them getting their rhythms properly sorted. Lydia le...

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Lydia Emojis!



I love these - A lot.

As always, personal usage is permitted, public usage allowed with credit given and commercial usage forbidden.

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The Gamer Chapter 998 – The Surface of Ohmior Finale – Done with the Surface


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2021-05-10 09:20:09 +0000 UTC View Post

The Gamer Chapter 997 – The Surface of Ohmior 6 – Tagging in and out


‘Aclysia, engage the boss. Metra, go left. Gnome, go right. Salamander, I want you to attack that seal,’ John gave specific mental orders while shouting out loud, “Scatter through the room. Be wary of area attacks.”

His commands were heeded. He stayed near the entrance,...

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The Gamer Chapter 996 – The Surface of Ohmior 5 – A seal well-guarded


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2021-05-07 11:26:18 +0000 UTC View Post

The Gamer Chapter 995 – The Surface of Ohmior 4 – Loot-check


They checked the loot of the Tower Knight the next morning, to start the day on a high note. Because of that same wait, it had been taken out of the usual boss chest and transported to the Loot Basin.

They had gotten a bow, gauntlet, sword and staff in the Common, an axe and a ...

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The Long Way 7 – Expanding Survival Skills


As could be expected, they went through more activities than simple bathing. Along with the clothes, all bets were off and it only took ten minutes for Aclysia to have her darling inside her. Reysha felt challenged and things escalated from there. By the end, they were exhausted, cle...

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The Gamer Chapter 994 – The Surface of Ohmior 3 – The Tower Knight


“Alright, strategy meeting,” John announced after the tenth attempt. “Also, lunch break, it’s been a couple of hours.” Even if the teleporter diminished the walking time, it did still exist and every attempt had taken its own chunk of their day.

From the centre of the...

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The Gamer Chapter 993 – The Surface of Ohmior 2 – A traditional design


It took them almost the entire day to clear their way to the first boss. That they were over-levelled for the encounters sped things up considerably, as did the growing familiarity with the encounters. The main enemies, in terms of difficulty, were the packs of Ohmior Knights. Whethe...

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The Gamer Chapter 992 – The Surface of Ohmior 1 – Knight Encounter


They carefully approached the pack of Ohmior Knights. When there were only fifty metres more between them, the enemies brandished their weapons. The entire group stopped then. They were tense, waiting for John to go ahead and initiate the fight.

‘Got to get this right,’ Joh...

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The Gamer Chapter 991 – Pre-Raid Math


“Do you truly think it wise to approach a Raid immediately after you have been diminished in power?” Lydia asked, while they walked towards the light gate.

“De-facto, I haven’t been diminished in destructive power,” John pointed out. “I was given tighter constraints...

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The Gamer Chapter 990 – Mechanical Adjustment


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2021-04-29 15:22:56 +0000 UTC View Post

Chapter 47 – The Dream Life


Anduin was enjoying his personal paradise, lavishing in the Ruby Sanctum. It was one of several places in Dragonblight dedicated to one of the five flights. They had fallen into disrepair a while ago, first due to attacks from the traitorous Black Dragonflight, then by the attacks le...

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The Long Way 6 – Strength


Apexus had three good reasons to keep engaging in physical fights.

One was the obvious, he was the sturdiest of the lot. His bones, already respectably solid from their human origin, had been modified. The ribcage was practically melded together, other bones thickened, and all ...

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The Gamer Chapter 989 – Waiting for the date


John and Magoi headed back only after the beer was empty. They had caught a few fish, but always tossed them back into the water without care. Their main reason for staying was to sit there and talk. The two of them had always been friendly with each other. Being in a relationship wi...

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The Gamer Chapter 988 – Fishing with the potential father-in-law


John only possessed a fishing rod to have something to store in one of the many side-rooms of his Palace. After throwing it into his inventory, he and the girls soon made their way up. Scarlett wasn’t amused about her usage time being cut short, but she accepted it given the situat...

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The Gamer Chapter 987 – Vacation Week Finale – The Invitation


“Dude, just attack Japan already,” Lee berated her gaming companion.

“I won’t attack before my administration cored my lands,” John responded. “This isn’t a world conquest run.”

“Okay, but how are you going to save the world from anime if you don’t cul...

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The Gamer Chapter 986 – Vacation Week Interlewd 2 – Magic Hands


“Lie down,” John told his newest love interest, gesturing at the massage table he had placed in the living room. It was a simple, white, leather-clad thing with three segments and a specific place for the head. Two of those were always stored in one of the closets around since Ac...

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The Gamer Chapter 985 – Vacation Week 14 – Dangerous is the overly honest woman


John woke up in the midst of his harem.

His nostrils were a bit offended by what they found. Because they were all so diligent in their personal hygiene, the only smell in the bedroom was usually that of their shampoos or perfumes. That was before the morning orgies set in, adm...

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The Long Way 5 – Energy Consumption


Aclysia was walking along, Reysha was hungry and Apexus was famished. The metal fairy was largely resistant to the cold and therefore operated like normal. Reysha, because of her desert upbringing, was somewhat used to extreme cold and otherwise functioned as a normal person would. H...

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The Gamer Chapter 984 – Vacation Week 13 – Going Home Guys


The evening was petering out.

Whisky and the passage of time made the three of them drowsy. Magnus, most of all, was incredibly drunk. His usual discipline had been compromised by the earlier talk about his sister and he had been downing whisky like cheap beer since. The result...

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Vacation Week 12 – Horny on Main Girls [Lee POV]


Lee was very tipsy.

She had tried her best to stick to the mix beers and, to her credit, she hadn’t actually held anything else besides such low alcohol drinks in her hands. The problem was that there was a literal harem of attractive women doting on her. Offers to take sips ...

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The Gamer Chapter 982 – Vacation Week 11 – Straight Talk Guys


“My lungs feel as if I am running a road roller through them,” John wheezed, trying his darndest to keep his lungs from being rejected by the rest of his body.

“Stop smoking then, weakling,” Magnus mocked him. His stern tone made it sound harsher than it was likely mean...

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The Gamer Chapter 981 – Vacation Week 10 – Happy Harem Girls [Lee POV]


From one moment to the other, the tenseness that had suddenly gripped several of John’s girls vanished again. Lee wasn’t quite sure what had happened. She got a rough idea when Rave asked, “Everything going well with John?”

“Master was approached by an unsavoury chara...

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The Long Way 4 – Fate Tracking


Turlesh was a Deathhound.

It had taken him a long time to rise to this form. Hatching as a lowly Rootcrawler, an Impreh class demon, devouring the smallest Parasystes in the Hellroots and being occasionally summoned by apprentice warlocks. He remembered the first time he had be...

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The Gamer Chapter 980 – Vacation Week 9 – Classy Guys’ Side


John waved away some of the cigar smoke that wafted his way. A fruitless gesture, as the majority of the air in the room was already pregnant with the heavy smell. The ventilation in the ceiling ensured that there always was air to breathe, but it seemed adjusted in such a fashion th...

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