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The Gamer Chapter 1039 – A short break with the usual


After all of that busy day, John still had an emergency parliament session to attend.

The resolutions of it were numerous, many already predetermined. Most important of the things put on the floor was the discontinuation of the current anti-Lorylim measures. While that did soun...

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The Long Way 19 – Winding Tracks


“By the heavenly…” Aclysia began what would have turned into a curse, had she not been too occupied lugging a metal pole around. It was almost too heavy for her to even lift, flying with it was a chore, and yet she managed. With desperate strength, she dropped it above Apexus.<...

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The Gamer Chapter 1038 – Consolidation Diplomacy Finale – A bombardment of messages


“Well, then,” John groaned and got up. “Guess I’ll deal with that.”

The Horned Rat rose as well. “Our discussion is over anyway. You have things under control.”

“As well as I can, given my limited knowledge,” the Gamer pointed out.

“I stand nothi...

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The Gamer Chapter 1037 – Consolidation Diplomacy 3 – Ivy and Spring and Bone


“He will rise as ivy and spring and bone,” the Horned Rat mumbled, kneeling down next to the pit.

Remaining about a metre away from the edge, John stared at the god. “You aren’t about to throw a bone in there, are you?” he asked. “Because that’s the last thing tha...

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The Gamer Chapter 1036 – Consolidation Diplomacy 2 – The generation of monsters


Scarlett did continue to insist that it was just like any other day. John used it as an excuse to worship her butt during a massage. He would have done that on every other day, but he gave her some particularly thorough attention. He enjoyed it while he could.

Inevitably, there...

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The Gamer Chapter 1035 – Consolidation Diplomacy 1 – The start of a big day


‘I live the best life,’ John thought, waking up sweaty and content. The former of those two feelings was clashing somewhat with the latter. Lying on his back, his body covered in a blanket of other, in his opinion, more attractive bodies. He couldn’t see any of them, but he kne...

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The Gamer Chapter 1034 – A Slice of Life


John and Rave were guiding Nathalia around the island on a simple tour. They were turning more heads than usual. Tall, gorgeous redheads were the centre of attention at almost any time. Tall, gorgeous, redheaded volcano goddesses that looked the part, clad in obsidian scales and look...

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The Long Way 18 – Having fun watching [Erotic Content]


Reysha walked around the edge of the room, continuously looking for any kind of movement. Out of caution, she had put on her leather armour again after healing her injuries. Similar was true for Aclysia, while Apexus had remained nude as announced. It was the latter where Reysha’s ...

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The Gamer Chapter 1033 – Couch Talks


Satisfying Nathalia was no easy task. In some ways, it was an entirely impossible task. Whenever she was satiated, she was horny. Whenever she was sexually content, she was hungry. It took a combined effort of the group to get both urges down to ‘acceptable’ levels. Perhaps surpr...

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The Gamer Chapter 1032 – Return of the Dragoness Finale – Regular hunger


John returned to the Guild Hall to the smell of grilling meat. The heads of the gathered harem turned towards him in a steady cascade of action and reaction, until all eyes lay on him. That changed, immediately, once he stepped to the side and let everyone see the tall dragoness comi...

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Nathalia Emojis!

You will find Cutouts fit for the standard dimensions and the full versions attached. Differences will be minor.

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The Gamer Chapter 1031 – Return of the Dragoness 3 – How to properly plough a dragon


Nathalia’s breathing accelerated and her eyes focused on the clean cock that was practically being shoved in her face. Her ability to hold a conversation, or at least exchange a couple of sentences, was shattered after just a couple of moments. Gone were the words, back were the mo...

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The Gamer Chapter 1030 – Return of the Dragoness 2 – Immensely Underfucked


Nathalia’s Sanctum was exactly like John remembered it: a massive lake of lava with islands of black and grey rock swimming on top. There were various structures around, porous chunks of rock that piled on into formations of caves and caverns that could distantly be described as ho...

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The Gamer Chapter 1029 – Return of the Dragoness 1 – the Gatekeeper


John practically ran over to the teleporter that brought him from the Apothecary outpost on Ellis Island to his home, to his office in the Fusion Administration. The centre of the executive affairs of Collide and Fusion was made up of two Buildings. One was the Great Archive, a Guild...

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The Long Way 17 – Continuous Advancement


Apexus struggled against the closing mechanism of the Laghast’s jaw muscles. Sitting on the back of the creature, his fingers penetrated by the anglerfish-like teeth and his legs getting cut by the thorny-protrusions of its ribcage, the slime kept the boss monster down. The tentacl...

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The Gamer Chapter 1028 – Health Check


It was the morning of the following day.

The Horned Rat had not yet arrived. While John did his best to keep his schedule flexible, aiming to meet with the god as soon as possible, there was one appointment he would not push back even if it meant he potentially had to leave Nat...

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The Gamer Chapter 1027 – Season 3 Arc 7 Start – Dragon Maids


“What do you mean by tha-“ John asked only to be met with a familiar clicking sound. “-did you just hang up on me?” the Gamer asked and looked at the display, confirming the obvious. “Urgh!” he exclaimed and tossed the phone back on the counter. “I thought the worst thi...

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Side Characters


This is just a quickfire for all of the powers and select physical traits of notable side characters.

Gaia: Supreme Deity

Omnipotence – Can do whatever she wants, including ignoring the alphabetical sorting of this list.

Ahanu: Chieftain of the Hidden Tradition

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Human Haremettes


Rave

Basic Description: feline Lightbearer

Abilities:

Innate Ability: Laser Light – Rave has an Innate Ability that allows her to conjure blasts of light with ease. Typically, these blasts are almost exclusively heat and visible light, inducing burns and blinding, w...

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Elementals


Note: Elementals gain spellpower via their Main Stats, not their Wisdom, Intellect or Spellpower Stat. This is especially important to keep in mind because John’s elementals are so closely tied into his system that they do not have a Spellpower Stat. Mana and Mana Regeneration still ...

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A bit of news (08.07.2021) - A reminder of my vacation days

Just to make very quick announcement, I would like to remind everyone of my yearly vacation days.

Upcoming is my birthday. Tradtionally, I take 2 days off for my birthday, which is the second of August, so there will be no chapters on the second and the third. This is the Monday and Tuesday...

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The Long Way 16 – Complicated Paths


“This is the last thing the guide warned us about,” Aclysia said, the three of them standing in front of a hatch. It was a two-metre wide square, more than large enough for them to drop down. The ground wasn’t terribly far down, about three to four metres. If they helped each o...

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Artificial Spirits


Note: Technically the AS aren’t up to John’s level yet because they need to consume a whole lot of items to catch up to his recent burst, but for the sake of argument we will act if that has already happened.

Aclysia

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The Gamer Full Breakdown


This is a hopefully complete background of John and his abilities as of the end of Season 3 Arc 6

Summary:

John Newman is a 19-year-old gamer, albeit his appearance and intelligence, courtesy of his raised Stats, make it difficult to consider him that young. In combat, he t...

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Welldark Book 1 - Full Release

It's finally time - the book has been fully editted. All chapters have been editted twice, once finely and once only scanning for grammar issues and typos. Some will have undoubtedly slipped through the cracks and I hope to ammend them in time.

If you were around to read the first two chapt...

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The Long Way 15 – Dark Wrestlings


“That went about as well as could be expected,” Reysha said, while taking off her left shoe. After pulling out to thorn in her calf, she put the leg into the hot water of the healing fountain. Blood swirled in the streaming water. What started as a small cloud was quickly claimed...

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The Long Way 14 – To the last dungeon


They had to travel to the centre of the map. With every other dungeon cleared, their goal to leave this world behind via the Long Way connection was one dungeon clear away. Getting to that dungeon was entirely eventless. They got to the hospitable part of her south-eastern continent,...

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Author’s Note – Season 3 Arc 6 – Stargazer


This arc ended up barely shorter than the last one… Why… why does this keep happening? Is this the end result of my inability to estimate story segments? My desire to include more subplots? To write more about spanked asses?!

HELLO!

610’000 words, 993 pages, that’...

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Apexus Comission Finished

Big muscular slime man.

As per usual, you may not spread the full resolution version of this picture. You may spread the downscaled version. You may use it in projects of a non-commercial nature, if you give credit.

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The Gamer Chapter 1026 – An Impressive Victory


Getting home was a complicated affair. To start with, there was the issue of clothing. Metra was in her armour, Thana naked, and Rave in her bodysuit. None of the three could have walked through the mundane world in those outfits. Further, John’s girlfriend had a cat ear problem. S...

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