“Three battles,” John suggested.
“Agreed – and Lethality is to be avoided. Can you bring in your High Fateweaver?” William answered swiftly.
John wondered about that. Trying to fade into pension was still Magoi’s modus operandi and he was likely to try and pus...
2021-12-13 15:12:31 +0000 UTC
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As they walked through the mansion, John silently investigated the numerous little tingles triggering his barrier-sensing. Reaching out with his mind was all that he needed to do to that end, given how close he was to the sources. It turned out that the entire estate was filled with ...
2021-12-11 17:43:01 +0000 UTC
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It wasn’t fine or remotely usual form for John to spread his harem between two cars. To his mind, it felt like he was picking favourites, when choosing who got to sit in the vintage car with him. One of the definitive lessons he had learned was that picking favourites in the harem ...
2021-12-10 15:56:21 +0000 UTC
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The conference room was the heart of the Order of the Golden Rose. An ornate, circular table, fashioned from stone and inlaid with various decorations, all polished and blending into one smooth surface, stood at the centre of it. It was old, having been in possession of the Brightons...
2021-12-09 14:03:05 +0000 UTC
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The trio moved out together, but they didn’t stay together.
They reached the training place for Rogues first. It may have been a bit odd to have a school for a Class with that particular title out in the open, but everyone knew that adventurers had to employ their services so...
2021-12-08 14:25:53 +0000 UTC
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Lorelei sat on top of the ship’s deck and gazed out into the world.
For a lack of Fateweavers, their golden vessel was drifting through the river in the mundane world, rather than its own little pocket dimension. Enchantments made it appear like a regular, if highly luxurious...
2021-12-07 16:34:44 +0000 UTC
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The Order of the Golden Rose was an old organization. It wasn’t as ancient as some other guilds in the Abyss, but it had amassed enough history and traditions to be respected. As an order in the service of the one and only Lady, their hierarchy had been strict from the start and on...
2021-12-06 13:41:38 +0000 UTC
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By the time they were back at the bus, John was fully restored. He didn’t feel any better or worse than before. There was a distant sense of something good having happened. It was an emotional release that had been necessary, although he had no idea why or in what way.
He hun...
2021-12-04 16:33:35 +0000 UTC
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Eliana waved at them one last time from the steps of the train station before forcing herself to turn around. The moment she could no longer see them, John smacked his head against the thin ring of the vintage car’s steering wheel. “Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh,” he half-sighed, half-scre...
2021-12-03 14:04:43 +0000 UTC
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Ashcroft was a prestigious private school and the primary preparation place for local rich kids for university. Consequently, the fenced-off grounds of the institution were in pristine condition, from the plants that covered swathes of the courtyards, to the condition of the flagpole...
2021-12-02 15:46:59 +0000 UTC
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“No,” Aclysia asserted.
“Absolutely not,” Aclysia insisted.
“This is not negotiable,” Aclysia stated.
“By the gods, impossible!” Aclysia cried out.
“Inconceivable,” Aclysia shook her head.
“No,” she said.
“No.”
“...
2021-12-01 16:32:35 +0000 UTC
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“Fucking Hellroots, how are you still standing?” Joey asked Apexus. They had made it beyond the rough areas of the storm and were now in a merely unruly sea, allowing everyone to collapse against one of the walls. Apexus was one of two people still standing.
The other one w...
2021-11-30 09:31:30 +0000 UTC
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“And this is where a woman first touched my dick,” John said and gestured at a stone that stuck out of the ground, peaking at sitting height. The forest they were in wasn’t particularly dense and the sun was slowly setting, putting the mix of trees and the ground in a somewhat ...
2021-11-30 09:23:35 +0000 UTC
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They visited a couple of places, going somewhat chronologically. The day care John had been in, his elementary, middle, and then high school. None of them were particularly exciting places and the students inside them were staying inside because of the weather. Had he been on his own...
2021-11-29 14:23:46 +0000 UTC
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“What games do you know, Apex?” Korith asked. The tone of her question was mildly exasperated. During the past three days, she had come to understand three main negative traits about the party: Aclysia was dense, Reysha was horny, and Apexus was weird. Korith knew that she was th...
2021-11-29 04:35:28 +0000 UTC
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They parked in the outskirts of the city. Springfield was one of the rare type two Abyssal cities in the centre of the USA. Even when he had just been randomly wandering around, with nothing but some basic infamy as a local upstart to his name, he had run into Illusion Barriers owned...
2021-11-28 07:23:59 +0000 UTC
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‘Hamena, hamena, hamena,’ Korith was still chanting in her head, eyes glued to the hunk of manmeat. His black hair waved in the salty sea breeze, his muscles shifted visibly under the robe, his emerald wings elegantly folded, underlining nicely the sheer weight his bare feet carr...
2021-11-27 10:48:00 +0000 UTC
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Korith sat on a crate.
Getting on top of the wooden box had been a task of great difficulty, involving the smaller box that was next to the one she had placed her butt on. As a kobold, she was among the shorter humanoid races in the Omniverse and among them, she was of a fairly...
2021-11-26 22:13:47 +0000 UTC
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“Let go!” John demanded, fighting with Velka over the remote. The problem was less overpowering the Magryph than doing so in a way that didn’t tear a button off the surface. Not only did John hate buying new things unnecessarily, making the avoidable destruction of the remote a...
2021-11-26 20:56:26 +0000 UTC
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Reysha would have preferred to travel on foot, but time was valuable and it was easier to avoid settlements when taking the air route. While they did not know how exactly the Deathhound located their trail, they were certain that he did follow it exactly as it was laid. That meant th...
2021-11-26 08:03:18 +0000 UTC
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The bus trucked along inside the Mobile Barrier. It was deeply necessary that they moved inside one, in this specific case, as there was no way any police officer would have let the makeshift combination of a bus and a car transport trailer go anywhere. Combined, the two were longer ...
2021-11-25 18:50:16 +0000 UTC
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“That sounds tasty!” Reysha shouted from the walled off bathing segment, upon hearing the name of the Leaf they were on.
“Why would it sound tasty?” Apexus wondered.
Before she answered, Reysha lowered herself into the bath. The sounds of swishing water and a long...
2021-11-24 18:40:33 +0000 UTC
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The tree had a name.
It was written in crystal clear letters, the common letters which were, with localized differences, used in the entire Omniverse, on black stone that was embedded into the yellow-green grass. It was the only rock larger than a grain of sand, on the en...
2021-11-24 18:37:19 +0000 UTC
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“Ya know what? I’m gonna do it,” Reysha said, after Apexus and Aclysia landed next to her.
“Do what?” Apexus asked.
“Complain.” The tiger girl ran a hand through her red hair. She had picked up the habit over the past few days to keep her hair from matting. ...
2021-11-23 23:59:09 +0000 UTC
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The crackling of the fire had a calming influence on Reysha’s mind. In the steady waving and flickering of the flame, she reflected her own being. On an improvised wooden skewer were several pieces of meat, gradually getting cooked to the core. She had gotten hungry again and Apexu...
2021-11-23 20:53:59 +0000 UTC
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They were not doing well.
They had been on the seas for two and a half days. The water was empty, no land in sight, and the only living creatures they had spotted had been birds too small to be worth the attempt to catch them, fish in the same category, and a single whale that ...
2021-11-23 17:06:24 +0000 UTC
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“Little bit more… little bit more….” Gnome kept waving John along, as he carefully stepped on the gas pedestal. The engine of the car purred quietly, a noticeable difference to how the original 1965 Cadillac it was inspired by would have sounded like. When a car wasn’t avai...
2021-11-23 16:56:43 +0000 UTC
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Apexus slowly checked every part of his body, internal and external. The position of his fingers. Small displacements of muscles and bones due to stressed regeneration. Whether his skin was still of human quality. The state of his scalp, entirely hairless after he ejected the sorry r...
2021-11-22 19:48:19 +0000 UTC
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The job of a sass-delivery maid is not easy.
2021-11-22 17:50:40 +0000 UTC
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“Did she just steal your date, buddy?” John asked.
“Did she just leave you for my date, buddy?” Maximillian questioned at the exact same moment.
Both of them remained stunned for two seconds longer, then they started laughing. The whole situation was just ridiculo...
2021-11-22 17:21:33 +0000 UTC
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