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The Gamer Chapter 1960 – Approaching the Late Game 8 – Titles

“That is an interesting topic of conversation,” Nightingale commented.

“It is! It i—isssss so gooooood,” Sylph agreed and moaned, all in the same breath. The petite bunny’s cunt was gripping John’s cock tightly. Her deliciously pert butt was gliding up and down, comin...

The Gamer Chapter 1959 – Approaching the Late Game 7 – Crashing Waves

John spent about thirty minutes observing Lyndell picking up belly dancing. More accurately, about five minutes were spent watching her learn it and twenty-five appreciating her success on the matter. Lyndell behaved the part of the girlfailure, but that was more of a temperament thing t...

The Gamer Chapter 1958 – Approaching the Late Game 6 – Victory – Defeat, Failure – Victory

The mansion had a dancing room.

To be more exact, it had two. One was of the stripper variety, with poles and platforms that let the ladies of the harem perform for John, themselves and each other. The Gamer had been repeatedly told that it was a nice form of workout. He could beli...

Voided Veins 4 – Camping under a Breaking Sky

They wandered all day, skirting the edge between one of the veins of proper life and the fractalizing land beyond.

“Any maps of the Leaf are useless now,” Victorian explained. “At best the coastlines are a straight line, at worst the sea level has been equalized and entire sw...

The Gamer Chapter 1957 – Approaching the Late Game 5 – Further Through a Floor

The six tentacle arms of three Genius Squids stabbed the wielded lances at the onslaught of Claire’s Household. The swarm of bats parted around the attacks, individuals falling prey to the attack while the rest of them made the monsters their prey in turn. Although only level 25 each, ...

The Gamer Chapter 1956 – Approaching the Late Game 4 – Through a Floor

Floors were among the original varieties of Dungeons that John had unlocked. They held a fond place in his heart for that reason, even if he rarely ever had a reason to still run one. In terms of the balancing between the various kinds of I.D. and their primary purpose, Floors were best ...

The Gamer Chapter 1955 – Approaching the Late Game 3 – Contemplating Outside Goals

“Got a moment, Master?” Nahoa asked.

“If I did not have three bodies, the answer to that would be a resounding no,” John responded. His real self was currently gathering up his dungeon party to get through the Wave Dungeon, while the Creator Double remained with Rave to pic...

The Gamer Chapter 1954 – Approaching the Late Game 2 – A Possessed Nut is easily Cracked

There were only two Category choices on the Monster Table of the Create I.D. Skill for the Siege variety of Dungeon: Dwarf and Futuristic. Since John had not been in either Dungeon in many Tiers, he could not even begin to guess which unique difficulties would greet him in either encount...

The Gamer Chapter 1953 – Approaching the Late Game 1 – The Grinding Plan

So much had happened since the last grinding session, that seeing the endless green plain was more than just nostalgic. In its simplicity lay the promise of excitement whose only potential drawbacks were pain and annoyance. As a Gamer, John had always appreciated grinding in some way. He...

Voided Veins 3 – A World in Dissolution

“The name is Victorian, knight of the Order of the Cleansed Vein.”

The man extended a hand towards Apexus. He was only a head shorter than the Monk, which made him incredibly tall by every meaningful standard. Broad shoulders were further emphasized by the bulk of his armour. T...

The Gamer Chapter 1952 – Regency Council

John yet again sat at a table. This time around, he shared it with three other people. However, there was no equality in positions this time.

The Gamer was seated on a much larger, greatly decorated chair of old oak and rich leather, situated behind the wide mahogany desk. It was o...

The Gamer Chapter 1951 – One and Three [Erotic Content – Moira POV]

How was one supposed to sleep in an environment like this?

Problem one: it was hot. Rave’s control over the thermostat was bad enough in the Guild Hall proper, but in her own room it felt like she had put an extra 2 degrees on. That, combined with the absolute ocean of pillows an...

The Gamer Chapter 1950 – Sleepover [Moira POV]

Moira had heard of sleepovers. Supposedly, they were this mythical occasion where attractive, young women hit each other with pillows, drank

Moira had heard of sleepovers.

Supposedly, they were this mythical occasion where attractive, young women hit each other with pillows, ...

The Gamer Chapter 1949 – The Council of Visions

John separated from his apartment after having a snack and returned to his office to get a couple more hours of work in. Work was now review

John separated from his apartment after having a snack and returned to his office to get a couple more hours of work in. Work was now reviewi...

The Gamer Chapter 1948 – Measures and Time

“It’s been nice having you here again,” John said.

Maximillian chuckled into his cup of water. “Not like you saw too much of me.”

Three days had now passed since he had talked to the other leaders of Fusion. John had been busy overseeing the creation of the v...

Voided Veins 2 – A Party’s Principles

The quartet found a quiet place to converse in a nearby ravine. Reysha did a second scan just out of paranoia. Once they had made sure no on

The quartet found a quiet place to converse in a nearby ravine. Reysha did a second scan just out of paranoia. Once they had made sure no one...

The Gamer Chapter 1947 – Governing Council

John entered a small office.

One of the greatest advantages of concentrating power was that he did not have to interact with a whole lot of people. All that was needed for a session of the true rulers of Fusion was a round desk with a number of ornate chairs in the guest chambers of ...

The Gamer Chapter 1946 – The Allure of the Girl Failure

John had said he would be less busy as an emperor than he would be as a president and he meant that. The only hurdle was that he was still not out of the difficulties posed by the aftermath of the war.

He had a meeting with the leadership of Fusion in thirty minutes. It was likely to...

The Gamer Chapter 1945 – The Matter of Progress

“I need to get back to grinding,” John told everyone. “At this point, I am about 200 levels away from the maximum.”


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The Gamer Chapter 1944 - A World with many Problems

“So now that we have covered the harem topics, I think we have some serious matters to cover.” Since the topic was now changing, John changed his position on the Couch from sitting among all of them to the ceremoniously important spot in the bend of the U-shape. Rave yielded the spot...

The Gamer Chapter 1943 - Season 4 Arc 1 – Prologue – A World Bright and Beautiful

A pleased hum rose from John’s throat. It was the first sound he made that morning, immediately followed by a lustful groan. Slick lips glided up and down his shaft in rapid bobs. Whoever was sucking him off was doing so with impressive enthusiasm. Every up and down took the entirety o...

Drip-Fed - Voided Veins 1 – The Church’s Many Duties

The sick Leaf was visible from a day away. What should have been a sparkling concentration of magic had been begun to dull and wilt. Its vib

The sick Leaf was visible from a day away.

What should have been a sparkling concentration of magic had been begun to dull and wilt. It...

Drip-Fed - Season 6 Start – Exodus

The Inevitable party had been on the Branches for several days now.

To be back out on the silvery landscape that cut through the void was an oddity to them. They had spent well over a year on Alarshus, a long time to forget the particularities of walking the Branches. No longer was...

Season 3 Author’s Note

And so ends the final arc of the third season of the Gamer.

Let me start with questions that I expect are on people’s minds. First, no, this is not the end of the story. I still have five seasons total planned. You can say I am stretching out the story, I am not doing so delibera...

The Gamer Chapter 1942 – Season 3 Epilogue – To Cut a Crown


2025-07-29 15:31:01 +0000 UTC View Post

A bit of news - Vacation notice 2025

Y'ello,

Time for my yearly vacation. Well, not quite time yet. This is in addition to any arc breaks that will happen, as these are my ACTUAL vacation days not my "I take time off the Gamer to advance some other projects for a stretch" days.

From the 12th of September to the 25th of S...

The Gamer Chapter 1941 – Season 3 Finale - Izha’s Victory

John looked around. He was in a washed-out version of the world. When he sat up, he did so in spirit only. His corpse still lay on the floor, a pathetic excuse of a man that had wanted everything and was now about to lose it all.

For all the loathing he had for himself, he could no...

The Gamer Chapter 1940 – Era’s End Finale – Rage, Hate and Pride

“We need help!” Metra shouted as she descended in the room.

“And how the fuck am I supposed to help with that?!” John shouted back.

“You’ll figure something out.” The ancient weapon would have smirked at him had it not been for the helmet. John could feel that s...

Era’s End 6 – Unity in Grief

Izha’s new form shambled forwards. The peace of mind that had been forced on John was wiped away. Observe was his first attempt at an action. Something inside his brain refused to actually go through with the skill. “Let’s stay afraid of the unknown, shall we?” the duality of mad...

The Gamer Chapter 1938 – Era’s End 5 – Chaos Incarnate [Ehtra POV]

Ehtra barely managed to get her sword up.

The claws of treacherous Mother Chaos wrapped around both her and Metra. Needles the size of lances emerged from within her palms, stabbing at the Astrotium armour of the Metracanas. The plates took the attacks, but they continued merciless...