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Lorelewd Commission

And the Lorelewd is done. Like always, only post the downsized version publically.

The Gamer Chapter 1168 – Prep Grinding 9 – Familiarity with Skills

John was looking at his four Artificial Spirits. All of them were in their full monster girl forms. Aclysia and Beatrice were covered in scales, fitting tightly to their curves. Some patches looked more like smooth snake skin than the pointy scales of most reptiles. Particularly on t...

Guidance Finale – Aftermath

“You’re vile!” Aclysia yelled. “A vile human, unworthy of sunlight and forgiveness! When your Spark enters the heavenly Trunk, I wish that the gods recognize the evil you have committed today and condemn you to the deepest layers! Just above the Hellroots, your twisted, lying...

A little bit of news - sudden vacation! (22.02.2022)

Happy Twos Day

Ehem.

I want to play Elden Ring.

I will take a week off to play Elden Ring.

That's the 25th until the 4th.

Chapters will be on pause after Thursday and resume on Friday. Drip-Fed will be posted on Wednesday like regular.

I realize that taki...

The Gamer Chapter 1167 – Prep Grinding 8 – Another pack of windows


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Prep Grinding 7 – A swarm of Artificial Spirit Perks

‘Can’t blame her for that one, but did it have to be the first thing I see in the morning?�...

The Gamer Chapter 1165 – Prep Grinding 6 – Skill Updates

John was poking the coin-sized remains of Ruhrszatch’s energy with his finger. It felt slippery, like oiled skin, and sapped heat from him. It was difficult to say whether it was round, flat, or something in between.

Several times, he poked it. This was one of the many action...

The Gamer Chapter 1164 – Prep Grinding 5 – Double Stomping

“Do we do this today or do we keep it for tomorrow?” Momo asked, after they had cleared out the four Void Chimeras in the area. The question was understandable. They had been at this for over ten hours, so they could justify calling it a day for now. Had this been a boss he expec...

The Gamer Chapter 1163 – Prep Grinding 4 – Stomping

Boss design was a tricky thing.

Optimally, a boss was both challenging and fair. Mechanics represented had clear interconnections, be they through synergistic effects or consistent design themes, and every failure left one wanting to improve their abilities to cope with the cha...

Eliana Lewd by Sofka147/Somiko (February 2022)

And here she is, the harem's premiere masochistic submissive in one of my favourite poses, delivered splendidly by Sofka. As with the last picture by her, there are three stages of undress and each has a cum variation.

Appreciate dem thighs.

You may spread the clothed version howeve...

A bit of news (17.02.2022)

HELLO!

Dunno when I last did one of these, probably before my Christmas vacation. Anyway, there's two things I want to talk about.

First off, thank you to all the newcomers. The last three months have been an incredible upwards trajectory for me in terms of earnings. I'm not big on ...

Guidance 22 – Centre

Apexus wanted to count the seconds.

It was bright outside. Light shone through the tiny gaps between the roof and the walls that let air drift into the heart of the temple. Green mats woven from plant matter covered the ground in a soft yet flexible layer. The walls were white ...

The Gamer Chapter 1162 – Prep Grinding 3 – Into the Darkness

The Twisted City of Ohmior, that was the name of the Raid currently open. Raids were vastly more forgiving in regards to who got to tag along in terms of level differences without causing any detrimental effects. Despite that, Eliana and Nathalia had to stay out. Scarlett and Lee wer...

The Gamer Chapter 1161 – Prep Grinding 2 – Relaxation Paradise

“Urgh, if he wasn’t so cute, I wouldn’t bother with this shit,” Lee mumbled and opened her eyes. She was sitting cross-legged where John had left her, in a pose appropriate for meditation. When he raised his voice, her spine straightened suddenly.

“Cute? That’s not ...

The Gamer Chapter 1160 – Breaking Brats

Finding a harem-sized bed in the mansion was easy and they got hot and bothered very quickly. Rave got pounded, Aclysia bedded, Nathalia mated, Eliana dominated, Gnome drilled, Salamander banged, Undine jiggled, Sylph stretched, Nia loved, Siena ridden, Metra smashed, Beatrice nailed...

The Gamer Chapter 1159 – Prep Grind 1 – Overclock Barrier

“First, we prepare for the battle,” John explained the new strategy to his gathered harem, as well as Ted. “Three days means we can cram in an emergency grinding session. We’ll head back right after this meeting and get on that. Since Magoi isn’t available, I’ll use my Ov...

The Gamer Chapter 1158 – Revenant-Emperor

Reetha jumped off the roof of the carriage as soon as it had been drawn into the courtyard through the open gate. The procession gradually lined up along the fixed walls. Ironborn Lords had considerably less individuality in their appearance than the higher ups. Their forms, like metal...

Guidance 21 – Beyond the Known

“The Mad Moon,” Maltos said to the trio and Korith and slurped on his tea.

Apexus, Aclysia, Reysha and Korith had huddled together in the house a short while after the moon-eye event had passed. There just had been nothing else to do but sleep and wait for the next day to i...

The Gamer Chapter 1157 – Waiting for the enemy

Three days passed.

The gap was expected, Reetha had to contact the Emperor, the Emperor had to decide whether or not to go, and what stance to take towards John. If the Gamer was suddenly hit with the news that a dimension traveller had appeared in California, had taken over th...

The Gamer Chapter 1156 – Queen of the West

“Ya know, this is too easy,” Rave said, while she picked through the rubble. “Like, we’re doing the right thing and saving those people faster is obviously better, but I thought we’d have some proper pushback. Like, Shounen anime style, new arc villain pushback.”

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The Gamer Chapter 1155 – Monsters in an Iron Shell

“Jesus fucking Christ,” John muttered. His steps down the stairs accelerated from a casual walk to a sprint. The black obsidian led down into a massive underground chamber, older in its design than the fortress above, filled from wall to wall with pillars onto which people were c...

The Gamer Chapter 1154 – Logistics of Invasion

Three immediate questions had to be answered.

Number one, could he even take an entire army with him into the Adventure? Number two, how many soldiers did he want? Number three, how many soldiers were available?

Answer number one: up to 250. This was a part of John’s sy...

The Gamer Chapter 1153 – (Un)Broken

With the immediate choice before him, John decided to investigate a way to restore their bodies first. If they were too crazed to be saved, that was something he could deem after trying to talk to them. Immediate contenders for new physical forms were the ‘corpses’ of the Ironbor...

Guidance 20 – Thatching

“Welcome home, darling!” Aclysia’s singing voice greeted him, when he stopped the cart in front of the house. The metal fairy was in her casual dress and leaned out of the single window. Her clothing could never have matched the beauty of her smile. “I did not anticipate that...

The Gamer Chapter 1152 – Luxury vs Responsibility

John was disappointed when the first action he had to take back in the Iron Domain was to crack down on the population. It was a naïve misunderstanding that some people had that when an oppressive force was removed, the formerly oppressed would just get along. In reality, many may h...

The Gamer Chapter 1151 – Conquering Dayjob

John woke up in his bed, in complete security, in a pile of messy women. They had ended yesterday’s orgy in the bedroom. An unwise decision, usually they got the majority of their energy out in the hours before bedtime, petered out in the showers, and only did quickies and little l...

The Gamer Chapter 1150 – Mettle Plant Demolition

Siena carefully crawled along the ceiling. Her body fully ignored the call of gravity and even the laws of adhesion, staying attached to the blank bronze of the tower with only the tips of her shard-like claws and her high-heel-esque feet. Her absolutely dark hair waved as if it was ...

Gamer Midseason 3 QnA

Alright, delayed due to illness/laziness, but here it is. The questions below are provided by my supporters and proofreaders. Some aimed questions at everyone or the harem. Obviously writing out answers for literally every character or haremette would take me two eternities and a half. Therefore,...

The Gamer Chapter 1149 – Intel Gathering

There were three general ways to take over a society. Number one: enter pre-existing institutions, do whatever one needed to rise up and create power structures within, until one’s position becomes unassailable and subvert the entire thing from the inside. This was the covert appro...

The Gamer Chapter 1148 – The Iron Domain

The Baroness was of a similar aesthetic as Ramun. Her body resembled that of an undead eternalized through metal, rather than bones, and a pair of breasts served to prove that she was female. There were a couple of other aesthetic choices she dared to make, elevating her above the Lo...