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Drip-Fed – Hoarding 9 – Settling In

After that, Kaladar accepted them into the warhost. It happened suddenly. The red dragon looked over his subjects, found none of them willing to get into a proper fight, and therefore decided he’d rather sleep. He’d had a meal and that made a dragon sleepy. What more would be don...

The Gamer Chapter 1209 – No Holds Barred Interlewd 2 – Careful Exploration

John went for the next least likely thing to work. There was the pretext that he was going for approaches that wouldn’t outright deflower her in any way, be that oral, vaginal or anal, but that was a thinly veiled excuse to draw this encounter out. How he had gotten her naked wasn�...

The Gamer Chapter 1208 – No Holds Barred Interlewd – Effort and Appreciation

“Not here.”

John stopped with his hand on the handle of the halfway open bedroom door. On his heels, he halfway turned to shoot Nightingale a curious glance. The Disciple Perk was wonkily worded, saying only that he had to have sex with a willing goddess and make her orgasm...

The Gamer Chapter 1207 – No Holds Barred 6 – Light and Darkness

Skin like copper and chocolate, a most peculiar combination, radiated and absorbed the light of the early day sun in equal measure. In the glow of the celestial body whose worship she embodied, Sol stood, arms crossed. Casual in underlying design, yet way too ornate to be properly qu...

A bit of news - regarding commissions (29.04.2022)

Just a quick update on two things.

First, because I feel this should be restated to avoid confusion: the MonoriRogue full body picture of (the Gamer) Aclysia is still very much planned. He is currently drawing Korith for me, the third waifu from Drip-Fed, because I made the personal decisi...

The Gamer Chapter 1206 – No Holds Barred 5 – Body and Class Level

The menu in front of him exuded a strange glow. It was an optical illusion, created by the ever-consistent colour of the magically created screen in a windowless and poorly lit room. A single lightbulb hung from the ceiling, as naked as the concrete walls were. It was the first asset...

The Gamer Chapter 1205 – No Holds Barred 4 – Sphere


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Drip-Fed – Hoarding 8 – Kaladar the Scarred

The dragon emerged from the cave.

Kaladar was almost twice the size of Melios. The height of his shoulders exceeded Apexus’ head by a meter. Although long, the neck of the dragon was proportionally less than that of his blue kin. Same went for his other limbs, all of them sho...

Lewdia Commission Finished

Best Girl.

by Somiko.

Do not distribute the full resolution pictures.

The Gamer Chapter 1204 – No Holds Barred 3 – Aid of the Rat

The Horned Rat stood in front of a solid stone throne, located on top of an elevated platform. It, alongside the entirety of the rectangular room, resembled the chamber in which they had first met. Back then, it had been an almost random encounter within one of John’s early dungeon...

The Gamer Chapter 1203 – No Holds Barred 2 – Who he could muster

‘How I have missed the casual eroticisms of my four walls,’ John thought. Expertly prepared bacon and eggs filled his stomach (which somehow had the room to spare despite this being his second breakfast). Under the table, Sylph, Undine and Beatrice were sharing his dick. Aclysia ...

The Gamer Chapter 1202 – No Holds Barred 1 – A morning of resolve

The passion that took hold of John after that moment was indescribable. It coursed through all of them, fighters and non-combatants alike. Certainty of what they meant to each other bound them together stronger than any other tie. The lengths to which they would go for one another wa...

The Gamer Chapter 1201 – The Emperor Strikes Back Finale – Competent Enemies

Arkeidos' competency was beyond question.

John had been running rings around him and cutting off his supply lines everywhere. That was based on a difference in available intel. On the field, the Emperor was a capable general and a schemer adept enough to even use the Gamer’s advantages ag...

The Gamer Chapter 1200 – The Emperor Strikes Back 2 – vs Jevaine the Golden

“AVOID ENGAGEMENT AT ALL COSTS!” John screamed at the top of his lungs. His voice overpowered Jevaine’s laughter – which ceased the moment the last word left his mouth.

The green mist oozed out of every tiny gap in her exterior, with the sole exception of her eyes. Thos...

Drip-Fed – Hoarding 7 – Marauders

They needed little from the village. Primarily they wanted a bath, some additional information about the direction they were heading, and an additional blanket. After that, they were on their way further north. To get from where they had landed to Melios’ lair had taken them a day....

The Gamer Chapter 1199 – The Emperor Strikes Back 1 – The Lure

“Meteora is attacking us.” Half of the room was already on high alert before those words left his mouth. The nervous waiting of the past few days finally manifested into something tangible and it was the last thing John wanted – again. All that proved was that Arkeidos knew wha...

Claire Side Story – Clarity 3 – Heavenly Blue

There was nowhere to hide and Claire appreciated that. The flat terrain of where the green around the mountains transformed into the yellow of the savannah left only the choice to fight. They had continued to run westwards, if only to maintain the façade and gamble on the desperate ...

Clarity 2 – Black Outside

How Claire yearned to investigate these rediscovered sensations properly. To have him do with her body as he pleased, let his experience in matters of the flesh dominate her and to know what lay at the end of lustful urges. Alas, it was not yet time.

As she came to stand on her...

Claire Side Story – Clarity 1 – Red Inside

Claire’s blood boiled.

Sunrays pierced her metal flesh, seeped into every fibre of her being, and ignited a lifeblood that was no longer there. She could feel the heat crawl over her broken skin. Dry, so dry that it cracked and even the bone of her frail arms could be seen. S...

The Gamer Chapter 1198 – Continued Conquest

Artificial Spirits only slept when they wanted to. Claire eventually passed out due to mental exhaustion. At first, neither Aclysia nor the Gamer noticed it as she continued to sob in the initial stages of her sleep. When they eventually checked on her face again, they noticed her ey...

Hoarding 6 – Melios the Blue

That was the only bandit encounter they had on their way to Melios’ territory. A way to imagine the Dragon Isles was to treat each of the dragons as a small city state. They projected a sphere of influence around wherever their hoard was located. Since there were only ever around f...

The Gamer Chapter 1197 – Deep Within

“…And when do I get to have my time?” Momo grumbled her thoughts out loud, moments after they reunited with her. The moment she noticed what she had been doing, she blushed intensely. Averting her gaze from John, she told him, “Stop grinning!”

John hoped the glee in h...

Velka Commission

She won the emoji poll, but I decided to get a new picture for her since she is now close to fully grown. Adult birbcat.

The Gamer Chapter 1196 – Perk and Pounding

John had a hunch that there would be a source of water inside the fortress and he was absolutely right. The grey stone structure had been placed on top of what was either the only or the last major oasis in the desert. There was an entire underground lake, easily enough to sustain se...

The Gamer Chapter 1195 – Liberation Campaign Finale – Consolidating the Gains

‘Weirdly enough, I like that she’s damaged,’ John thought as he walked through the desert. ‘She felt suspiciously unblemished for someone who went through this.’ He stopped atop a dune and looked down at a sandstone valley. ‘Or maybe my taste in women has been thoroughly ...

The Gamer Chapter 1194 – Liberation Campaign 8 – Coordinating with Claire

Obviously, the Gamer was tempted to show her what she was missing out on. There were just a couple of problems. Her Libido of 5 meant that turning her on would be pretty hard. It was notable that she still had a Libido at all. That was likely more because she stayed in tune with her ...

The Gamer Chapter 1193 – Liberation Campaign 7 – The White Sheep

Two more days had passed since John had cleared out the fortress. While his true body continued the sweep northwards, the Mandala Sphere had continued along its planned path. It and Aclysia had only stopped once, at the fortress administrating the Archduchy Labyrinth. There was nothi...

Hoarding 5 – Dubious Stretches

Apexus was on his own at the moment. Salt water spilled around his knees, cold enough to make his steps slow down, as he went deeper into one of the many caves that littered the shore, where the mountain range bordered the ocean.

A rowing boat was something valuable, especially in their env...

The Gamer Chapter 1192 – Liberation Campaign 6 – Signs of Sustainability

While the volunteer force continued their best efforts to alleviate destitution and Aclysia continued their path east, John stood over a map of the Iron Domain and rubbed his chin. In his mind, he added to the display on the table in the war room the borders of the areas, tinted blue...

The Gamer Chapter 1191 – Liberation Campaign 5 – Full Swing

To sleep while awake with two other bodies was weird. Awakening in that state was even weirder. John submitted the amount of sleep he needed to the demands of his body. Due to exhaustion, he had no trouble sleeping through the hours. The already comfy armchair was transformed into a ...