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Drip-Fed – Fists and Fortune 21 – The Adventurer’s Assembly


Apexus was familiar with many faces he saw that day. Various teachers whom he had encountered when he had done his sweep of all the Classes were in attendance. Adventurers of all ages streamed into the temple, influential members of the community, notable upstarts, and weak administr...

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The Gamer Chapter 1332 – Care and Research


“Morning, my tired songbird,” John greeted the birthday bird. Well, her birthday had passed now. After their fun out in the forest, Nightingale had spent a solid thirteen hours asleep, a single bathroom and rehydration trance put aside. Her slumber had been so deep that she had r...

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The Gamer Chapter 1331 – Getting dirty in the woods


One could think that it was John’s birthday, Christmas, and Steak and Blowjob day all rolled into one, considering what Nightingale did to him on that couch. In the bathroom too. Not to mention on the stairs, at the side of the bus, by the road, in his camping chair, and when he we...

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The Gamer Chapter 1330 – The Birthday Bird


“”Happy Birthday, dear Gale – Happy Birthday to youuuuu.”

Nightingale, her pale skin a shade of bright red, inhaled deeply and blew out the candles on the tightly packed collection of muffins. Everyone inside the bus cheered. Aclysia waited until the applause ebbed away...

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The Gamer Chapter 1329 – The Country Gal Clarifications


John shook out his wrist.

The impact from the punch still sat deep in the joint. With mundane Strength and Endurance, having a fistfight was so much more intense. Every swing was a clear step towards exhaustion, every grapple could be the last, and falling the wrong way could u...

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The Gamer Chapter 1328 – The Country Gal Decisions


John waited nervously on his bench. There were ways for him to know whether or not Hailey was currently climbing out of the bathroom window. He could have tracked her with an enchantment on his contact lenses, positioned a double by the back of the building, or used his elemental sen...

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Drip-Fed – Fists and Fortune 20 – The Flow of the World


Apexus and Maltos passed a ball back and forth between them. It was a steady ritual. The ball was caught with the left hand, passed to the right, then tossed across the gap with increasing ferocity. What could have been a mere game was turned into a dangerous test by the razor blades...

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The Gamer Chapter 1327 – The Country Gal Fire


Really though, how fortunate could a man be to stumble over a catch like her on a Friday?

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The Gamer Chapter 1326 – The Country Gal Saving


American infrastructure was a blessing and a curse. There were roads everywhere, but why only a fraction of those roads were equipped with walkways was a very interesting question. Even more interesting was why some of them had attached paths that were only for bikes to use.

Jo...

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The Gamer Chapter 1325 – The Country Gal Question


“Alrighty, everyone present?” Rave asked and looked around. It took almost three hours to gather every last haremette. They had been spread out not only over the property but also the surrounding landscape. Siena, especially, had made it a point of habit of venturing further out ...

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The Gamer Chapter 1324 – The Slab was Poured


“Why the fuck are you doing that shit?” Eliana asked. The curse words thrown into the question were a mere addition to what was all around a calmly toned sentence. Sometimes John wondered if he should have tried to wash out her potty mouth. He knew he could. She was perfectly cap...

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The Gamer Chapter 1323 – Digging a Hole


On the second day, John made considerably more progress on his building project. The secondary reason was that he had more time. After waking up and having a nice shower on the bus, he went straight to work. The primary reason was that he had a lot more hands on deck.

Over a ta...

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Drip-Fed – Fists and Fortune 19 – The Baton made the Round


Korith sat next to Aclysia outside the house. Their behinds were nicely seated on the bench that Apexus had carved out of a tree log. Slime acid made for a remarkably good surface smoothening medium.

Said slime was currently engaged in his semi-ritualistic wrestling match with ...

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The Gamer Chapter 1322 – Campfire


The girls had settled in during the hours he had spent with Eliana. With Eliana, Aclysia, and Claire, to be more accurate, as the two maids had steadily brought him refreshments while they fixed up the house.

Scarlett had been holed up in the bus most of the time, doing her bus...

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The Gamer Chapter 1321 – Straight into the Work


The building materials dropped off at their place were extensive. There were various raw materials, wood and stone, among other things. More important were the various tools used to work that wood and stone, to mix cement and spread plaster. All of that was stored in the large, semi-...

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The Gamer Chapter 1320 – The Preparations


It was a fantastically mundane week.

John pursued his work with all the vigour he could muster. That was initially quite close to his usual productivity. With each passing day, he felt his motivation drop a little bit. All of these scenes where office workers eventually got stu...

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The Gamer Chapter 1319 – Servants and Properties


John walked through the door of his apartment. Stopping in the hallway, he held it open for the two nude maids to crawl in after him. Obediently, they followed him to the Couch, stopped in front of him, and remained still until he sent the order to suck his cock to their subconscious...

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The Gamer Chapter 1318 – Hypno Maids


John spawned a leather couch in the centre of the Sex Dungeon, placing both maids on it. The two were still completely relaxed. Two gorgeous, white haired women, all his for the manipulating. A chair appeared at the press of a button and John sat down opposite of them, rubbing his ch...

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Drip-Fed – Fists and Fortune 18 – Implementation


“REPOSITION!” Vulk roared.

The circle of shield bearers around him and Korith scrambled to move to another part of the wooden arena. They trampled on planks, climbed staircases, and ran on the stone floor of the courtyard most of the Warrior training happened in. Once they ...

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The Gamer Chapter 1317 – He be Gaming


It felt like a topsy-turvy world, for him and Sylph to return back to the summoning room and for her to be the one who had to leave. Like him, she had a lot of things to get in order so the vacation could happen without any hurdles.

‘Man, the administration must be annoyed wi...

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The Gamer Chapter 1316 – The Artificial Spirit Patch and the Wind Quest


John stared at the window. Usually, the first thing in the morning he saw was nothing. This was an expected subversion. The implementation date of the patch had been an approximate time scale. For it to occur first thing in the morning was pleasant.

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The Gamer Chapter 1315 – Fusion Festival Finale – To the Future


John stood on the stage.

Before him was a vast sea of faces. Technically there were torsos and legs too, but he didn’t get much of a view of either. They were densely packed. Either exactly as or even more densely than they had been for his opening speech. Tourists, renters, ...

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The Gamer Chapter 1314 – Fusion Festival 21 – Club Creating


“Should we truly place it here?” Nightingale asked.

“There’s little value to it if we don’t have it somewhere of symbolic relevance,” John responded, while working with the Guild Hall console. “Plus, we have an incredible amount of space. This is as good a use for...

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The Gamer Chapter 1313 – Fusion Festival 20 – Getting Shown Around


John barely knew which part of the Hudson Barrier they were in now. He was following Nia with swift steps. The penultimate date of the day, and of the Fusion anniversary, saw him being the participant rather than the planner for once. All he had done was issue a request: for this dat...

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Drip-Fed – Fists and Fortune 17 – Improvisation


“Yo, Korith, you stay!”

The kobold let out a loud ‘eeep’, when she stopped in her tracks. The other Warrior trainees were continuing towards the changing rooms, to get out of their armours and leave behind their test equipment. Robotically, she turned around and faced V...

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The Gamer Chapter 1312 – Fusion Festival 19 – Hunting, Salivation, Ear Scratches


“I used to do this in the early hundredths.” Metra grinned while she and John stalked through the forest. Every tree around them was a girthy, incredibly healthy member of its species. Their roots created a network that was difficult to traverse and their leaves a roof through wh...

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The Gamer Chapter 1311 – Fusion Festival 18 – Crane Game


What was most outstanding about the two-story building in front of them was the sheer number of lights plastered all over its surface. Although shut off at this time of day, the many-coloured bulbs still communicated the intent of the building: there was fun to be had here. Stingy pe...

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Sylph Emotes Done

Look at her, all with upcoming bunny ears and all.

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The Gamer Chapter 1310 – Fusion Festival 17 – Lying in the Grass


Despite having a direct, mental connection to her, enjoying the silence with Beatrice was hard. The passive maid was exactly that: passive. Her facial expression barely shifted, her mood was static, her voice monotone, and so the Gamer lacked all of the physical tells that would norm...

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The Gamer Chapter 1309 – Fusion Festival 16 – Prophesized Romance


Lorelei had changed the least for their date. Clad in a dress that resembled her usual ashen grey, highly ornamented garb quite closely, she walked alongside him. The only real difference was that this dress was white at the base. Golden, silver, and red, the iconography of the Golde...

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