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Drip-Fed – Path of Responsibility 7 – A Wall

 

“That’s a problem,” Korith squeaked.

Just three corners past the reaches of their training area, the party was presented with a hurdle.

The room before them was quite large and yet its floor was hardly visible. Dozens if not a few hundred of Lanaan insects we...

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The Gamer Chapter 1807 – Apex Raiding 8 – Ahead of the Schedule  

5 Level Ups in one day was really quite good.

3 Levels from the End of Segments reward and 2 Levels from all of the enemies Romulus had taken out plus the Lover’s Will experience. The latter accounted for half a level, so ALL the Raid enemies and 3 bosses had only accounted for 1 ...

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The Gamer Chapter 1806 – Apex Raiding 7 – The Tortoise and the Lich  

“This Raid is just full of surprises,” John commented.

The roads all converged around another plaza and on the plaza were two noteworthy structures. One was the inner keep itself, the centre of the entire Segment. It was surprisingly small for the vast area around it. A singular,...

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The Gamer Chapter 1805 – Apex Raiding 6 – Castle Conquest

 

“Ooooh, Master is giving his silly billy servy-lotl a sparkly thing?” Nahoa took the World Disease Shard with all of the enthusiasm of a bimbo getting handed a diamond. “Ooooh, this is so nasty… seriously, it is nasty,” her voice collapsed into a downright malicious ...

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The Gamer Chapter 1804 – Apex Raiding 5 – Fire and Blood

 

“This is a crime against architecture,” Romulus complained.

John raised a bemused eyebrow. It was beyond understandable. Their path had been nonsensical. What had initially appeared to be a winding staircase straight upwards had turned out to be a segmented mess. Eve...

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The Gamer Chapter 1803 – Apex Raiding 4 – Sightseeing

 

John had elected to use the Ambassador Double for the Raid Party instead. Not only did Jack have an easier time staying out of harm's way, being able to fly and all of that, but he could also effectively go on auto-pilot.

There really wasn’t much to do, especially not ...

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Drip-Fed – Path of Responsibility 6 – Taking Advantage of Tools given

The tunnels within the hive had a disorienting uniformity to them. Cylindrical, they curved through the chitinous stone. They were three metres across. The walls had a ridged texture, forming circle after circle. Gazing down a corridor would have reminded them of the rings of a tree, had i...

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The Gamer Chapter 1802 – Apex Raiding 3 – To be Carried

 

“However may we serve, Master?” Aclysia asked.

Awaiting him on her knees, the head maid beheld him with emerald, submissive eyes. Her hands were placed on the floor, pushing her shoulders and gorgeous face forwards in an eager display. There was grace in that. It was...

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The Gamer Chapter 1801 – Apex Raiding Interlewd – Shorties Making Out [Erotic Content]

Nahoa and Sylph mashed their lips together. It was the latest in a series of heated exchanges of saliva. The two shorties were pressing against one another. Hard nipples rubbed against each other. Despite being the notably shorter of the two, Sylph had the larger breasts. It was not a huge...

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To Fight Unabated Finale – Sword of Dawn

 

The cocoon throbbed as if awaiting something.

This was not part of what Romulus remembered from the Chamber. He desired to investigate. First, however, was the Loot.

‘Down here,’ Luna’s voice guided his mind and they met up at the base of the carcass. The par...

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To Fight Unabated 4 – Familiar Foe

 

“Unusual,” the Gamer commented as they proceeded.

“Stop being so coy and just say what you mean,” Sol demanded. “What is unusual?”

It was fortunate that none of the Gamer’s obsessive women were around. Sol had a tendency to defend his honour more vali...

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To Fight Unabated 3 – Harem Talks  

“Hrrrrr.” Sol’s purring was music to Romulus’ ears, even more than the actual music that was playing in the background. How could pianos and violins ever compare to the voice of the woman that had been loyally by his side for ten millennia?

The Apex opened his eyes to the vie...

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Drip-Fed – Path of Responsibility 5 – Mutagen Development  

Every alchemical production went through the five fundamental processes.

First, “Identification” described the step in which the brewer-to-be scanned through the materials available. Based on their intuition, they assigned meanings to their ingredients as they did. A jalapeño in...

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To Fight Unabated 2 – 1 Strike, 1000 Times

 

CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!

Romulus followed the sound of the descending hammer, strutting by redhead and goblin as he went. Scarlett, a powerful technomancer in hiding, before John came along and they made their arrangements. Delicia he only recognized after a few short moment...

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Romulus Side Story 1 - To Fight Unabated 1 – Abstract Reality

 

Romulus sensed her presence all around.

Others that could differentiate the world from what it had been and what it was now were few and far between. One after another, they had died to age, each other, or the newcomers in this world. Now he was one of the few ones that ...

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The Gamer Chapter 1800 – Apex Raiding 2 – The Graveyard of Ships

 

They were limited to eight people for the Ravaged Coast.

Half of the slots were immediately spoken for. Romulus, Sol, Luna, and John himself had to be in there. Well, technically, only John and Romulus had to be there. John imagined the Apex would have insisted his women...

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The Gamer Chapter 1799 – Apex Raiding 1 – Setting it Up

 

“What do you feel comfortable with right now? 1 to 6? 7?”

“How long are we aiming for?” Lee asked in return. “I should be able to hold 7 for a week.”

“Is that a week inside or outside?”

“Inside,” Lee clarified. “Obviously.”

“Yo...

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The Gamer Chapter 1798 – All learning and no John make Layla a jittery girl [Layla POV]  

Layla had to swallow her drool. Watching him fight was just so… so… yes. It was so YES! There was so much ‘YES!’ in fact that she had not stopped blabbering that word at any point. She hadn’t stopped bouncing in her seat either, driving the John-sized dildo into her depths with e...

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Drip-Fed – Path of Responsibility 4 – Hive Scents

 

The Influence Zone of the Lanaan Hives was a disturbing sight. The brown grass was thick and vital. It had complete dominance over the flat landscape. A monoculture that was a stark difference to the chaos of Chimerion.

Incursions were a common sight here. They occurred ...

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The Gamer Chapter 1797 – The Chasm between Strong and Absurd

 

Nia found nothing.

Scarlett found nothing.

Lorelei found nothing.

No one had even gone missing.

This left two possibilities: either whoever they were dealing with was horrifyingly competent or so mundane that they left no traces. Anything in-between wou...

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The Gamer Chapter 1796 – Simple Questions with Complicated Answers  

John was not a fan of preventative justice.

Just the term alone spoke to a level of delusion. If something was ‘justice’, it didn’t need an addendum. Taking an action before an affront had been made was just prevention. It wasn’t justice and there was rarely certainty regardi...

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The Gamer Chapter 1795 – The not-so-Small Tournament Finale – Drugs, Justice, Examples [Fianna POV]

 

Fianna sucked on the straw. Fanta rushed up and filled her mouth with sweetness. She gulped it down, then did her best to keep the inevitable burp quiet. She succeeded. Years of training for being a sniper had taught her exactly how to stay quiet. That and she had some pride i...

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The Gamer Chapter 1794 – The not-so-Small Tournament 15 – Before the Finale

 

Fights between Abyssals were layered things.

Skill was a decisive factor, but only when the gap in raw power was narrow enough that it could actually affect anything. That base power, levels in terms of John’s view of the world, was the ground an Abyssal covered and sk...

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The Gamer Chapter 1793 – The not-so-Small Tournament 14 – Day 3 of the Tournament

 

“THIS IS WHAT I LIVE FOR!”

Hypercrush raised a bag of pills up in the air. John did not have to be an expert on drugs to know that the pressed pieces were some variant of ecstasy. There were well over thirty pills of it.

“The high is my lord and saviour and I...

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Drip-Fed – Path of Responsibility 3 – Departure  

The north street of the city of Drowse was lively that day. It was always lively to some degree, carrying most of the traffic that connected the metropolitan area to the large territory of mostly calmed wilds around. That day, all of the adventurers that usually would have streamed down th...

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The Gamer Chapter 1792 – The not-so-Small Tournament 13 – Harpy, Shortstack, Fairy

 

It was a wonderful afternoon.

John’s mana was all back and that alone was reason to celebrate. Particle Skin remained inactive for a little while longer, which prevented him from being entirely happy with it all. All of the offensive measures being back online helped w...

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The Gamer Chapter 1791 – The not-so-Small Tournament 12 – Day 2 of the Fights

 

“It is really interesting how much faster these things go by when watching them from the outside,” John spoke his thoughts.

In the arena below, Anna and Hyozuma were engaged in close quarters combat. The thief mage had prepared for the confrontation, putting on armou...

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The Gamer Chapter 1790 – The not-so-Small Tournament Interlewd – Casual Evening Sex [Erotic Content]

 

John dropped the controller. Sylph and Undine had just finished ganging up on him, taking him out of the game entirely. Since the round was still going, that freed him to do other things. Since the food no longer weighed him down heavily, that other thing took on a certain cha...

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The Gamer Chapter 1789 – The not-so-Small Tournament 11 – Maidolotl

 

By the time John got back with Lee and Nahua, Aclysia had gathered all of the maids. Whatever division the harem had agreed on for the duration of John’s stay, it was superseded by an emergency meeting of the maid cadre. Aclysia, Beatrice, Claire, Delicia, Ehtra and Momo all...

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The Gamer Chapter 1788 – The not-so-Small Tournament 10 – Small Mistakes  

Before the newly made coliseum, the market had been Fusion’s largest sign in the area. The Protected Space was public property, a previously foreign concept to the local ‘might makes right’ governance of the Small Lake Pact. Maintenance on it was paid for by taxes.

While John, ...

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