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This elf is NOT insane, Chapter 6 - A cute goblin (part 2)

“So…” the goblin in front of me glared at me with crossed arms. “You were constantly stealing, pranking, and otherwise disrupting the peace of the other elves on top of having the red hair, which is supposedly a bad omen.”

“W-well… I wouldn’t exactly call it disrupting the p...

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This elf is NOT insane!, Chapter 5 - A cute goblin (part 1):

A goblin armed to the teeth versus an elf with barely any clothes on. Who would win?

Trick question. Nobody, because we weren’t going to fight.

“No, not English. My name is, uh…” I remembered the female elf name I decided on as a part of the prank. “Feinerena. You can call m...

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This elf is NOT insane!, Chapter 4 - A suspicious crystal

If you are reading this, if you are from my homeland, you may bring destruction to the world one day.

Cool. An ancient text on the wall was making fun of me.

There wasn’t much to go off of, but I was pretty sure the ‘homeland’ part referred to Earth. Who else woul...

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This elf is NOT insane!, Chapter 3 - A gate to the underworld:

It had been a month since I was so kindly escorted out of the village. I’d fallen into a routine since then. Walk during the day, sleep inside my bubble at night. Somehow, even after a month of continuous walking in one direction, I still hadn’t reached the edge of the forest.

I had tri...

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This elf is NOT insane!, Chapter 2 - A beautiful elf

Fascinating.

For some reason, I had simply assumed I could only store items inside my pocket space. I had no idea I could store living beings inside… much less myself. This ability of mine had way more potential than I’d initially thought. Heck, if I could store people in here, wouldn...

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This elf is NOT insane!, Chapter 1 - A fake dragon

Yay, I'm back! I tried writing several different projects since Princess Fox, and two of them seemed to have caught on so far. One of them is a Princess Fox spin-off (which I'll post soon as well), and the other one is this! I hope you enjoy!
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Princess Fox, Chapter 40 – Loved (Final)

Ah yes, being in a relationship was amazing. Going on dates, watching TV shows while snuggled together, leading an organized strike against an international villain organization’s base.

Well, that last one might not have been a typical pastime for couples, but hey, that’s what ...

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Princess Fox, Chapter 39 – Healed

A hero facing off against three baddies with his partner trapped unconscious inside a pod filled with an unknown green goo. Sounded like a pretty cliche climax for a story.

The thing was… I was one of those ‘baddies’, we didn’t want to fight him, and the pod was actually he...

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Princess Fox, Chapter 38 - Pushed

I couldn’t have rushed into my office faster. Seriously… everything had been going great, and then Troy just had to show up and call the anti-fun police -- also known as the heroes -- on us!

Okay, to be fair, I had just sort of sprung this whole situation on him out of nowhere ...

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Princess Fox, Chapter 37 – Reconciled

Normally, standing in front of a supervillain’s base should have been scary. However, if you worked for said supervillain, that would quickly cease to be a problem. I’d gotten used to the sight of the base, his other employees, and even the supervillain himself.

But today, we were going...

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Princess Fox, Chapter 36 - Shocked

Having a girlfriend was the greatest thing in the world by far. Nothing could compare. Not saying goodbye to my ass of an old boss over the phone, not getting drunk and proceeding to kiss and hug everyone around me, and not even winning a bet against Troy and having him as my servant for a day. View Post

Princess Fox, Chapter 35 - Persuaded

Whenever I played video games, I always hated when the game forced me to choose between two things. Worst of all was sacrificing one thing to get the other. I didn’t want to do that! I wanted both of them! Yes, I was greedy, shut up!

But video games were just that -- video games. It didn...

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Princess Fox, Chapter 34 – Interrogated

Sitting was unhealthy. It messed with your spine, made your butt grow fatter, and turned you into a lazy slob if you did it too much. That’s why you should be careful not to sit too much. Stand up and stretch once in a while, otherwise the dire consequences would come for you and you would be t...

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Princess Fox, Chapter 33 – Visited

At my old job, I had always been stuck in that crappy little supermarket doing whatever my crappy little boss told me to do.

At Fractal Inc., though, not only was I often going on more exciting expeditions, I even had my own chauffeur when going on a business trip!

Well, okay, it was ...

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Princess Fox short 4

From an unknown plane of existence, a shapeless being watched its target through the fifth dimension.

“Ah… this one seems troubled,” the being said to itself. “Confused, erratic, without direction… but still taking a step forward despite the fear. Perfect. You shall be my host.”...

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Princess Fox short 3

She switched her legs, laying her left one over the right this time as she stared at the TV. Still nothing. Iron Pack seemed to have vanished. It was worrying enough how their last interaction went, but her disappearing completely made things even worse.

At least the comedy show tonight was...

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Princess Fox, Chapter 32 – Worried

When it rains, it pours. That was the saying, right? In other words, when something goes wrong, everything you can or can’t imagine also goes wrong as a bonus. It was the rule of the universe that jerk Murphy came up with.

It had been three weeks since I’d last met Iron Pack, and there ...

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Princess Fox, Chapter 31 - Questioned

What was the meaning of life? Was it to achieve greatness? To reproduce? Forty-two? No matter what it was, it was fascinating to think about. Yes. It was fascinating, and that was the only reason why my mind wandered into this direction.

It definitely wasn’t to escape the reality of me be...

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Princess Fox, Chapter 30 – Misconstrued

“So that’s how it is… it was all a trap,” Iron Pack whispered into the night.

Wait, nonono! I had no idea the heroes would be here!

“So that’s why a fox,” she said, staring poisoned daggers right through me. “You are sly and deceptive.”

That was all a misunders...

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Princess Fox, Chapter 29 - Chased

Ever gotten into a situation where the person you love was staring daggers at you? It’s quite terrifying to be honest. And the worst part was that we’d skipped all the getting to know each other and the lovey-dovey stuff and went straight to this! Why was the world so unfair?!

“Uh… ...

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Princess Fox, Chapter 28 - Stalled

When watching the news, you often felt distanced from what was happening. A house burning down was horrible, but it wasn’t like it was your house that burned down.

Similarly, if you saw news about a villain moving into your city, you shrugged, maybe felt a little annoyed, but tha...

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Princess Fox, Chapter 27 - Disabled

Let’s play a game.

If I was a power source giving life to deadly lasers, where would I be?

Hidden in one of the innocent-looking rooms? Maybe?

In the heroes’ bedrooms? Maaaybe?

How about… beyond the deadly lasers, so that I couldn’t reach it without going ...

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Princess Fox, Chapter 26 - Infiltrated

Ah yes, the starless sky, the breezy evening wind, the silence of the sleeping city. Very relaxing and peaceful.

Unless you were staring at a superhero base you were about to invade while wearing power-armor, so you couldn’t even feel the wind, and the silence was broken by peopl...

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Princess Fox short 2

“Ooooh! Too bad! Only two damage! Which means the swamp hydra still has twenty-four health left,” the game master grinned at his girlfriend, who stuck a tongue at him.

“Your turn Aster.” He gestured to the dice.

“Hmm…” Aster frowned and hmm’d. “Okay, if I cast ice sh...

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Princess Fox, Chapter 25 - Protected

Sometimes, you make a spur of the moment decision, not really thinking about the consequences. And then said consequences haunt you forever. Posting something on social media when drunk, quitting your job to pursue your impossible dreams… or in my case, randomly catching two words that were flo...

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Princess Fox, Chapter 24 - Astonished

Sometimes, Google could lead you to dark places you wish you never visited. But other times, it actually helped you realize something.

That’s right! After the shopping trip, when I was brooding over my two crushes, I turned to the Internet and randomly typed something in, and as it goes, ...

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Princess Fox short 1

So, while I work on the next batch of proper chapters, have this (probably non-canon) short my brain conjured up.

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She was almost out of breath, but she couldn’t stop running. She didn’t want them to catch up to her. View Post

Superflip

 Oh? What is this? I just remembered I wrote a thing back in December for a secret santa story exchange event. And although it will soon go live on scribblehub (4/17 and ...

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Princess Fox, Chapter 23 - Enthralled

Apparently, there were about six quadrillion types of bras. Or at least that’s what it felt like after we were finally done with the lingerie shop.

As a girl, I still had a lot to learn. Not knowing the basics of clothing was unacceptable.

On that note… even though I was a girl, t...

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Princess Fox, Chapter 22 - Excited

Fun fact! Men were heavier than women!

How did I know for sure?

Well, simple. Ever since I’d declared to the world that I was a girl, I felt lighter, more free, less weighted down.

The only reasonable explanation was that since I was a girl now, I was lighter!

Anyway, to...

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