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Princess Fox, Chapter 43 – Encountered

Lupsville was about five times the size of Kitran. A lot bigger than I was used to, not to mention I was already familiar with Kitran’s locations.

That aside, somehow, this city had way more than just five times the heroes and villains though. I had only visited this place once, and I had...

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Princess Fox, Chapter 42 - Moved

“Well, here we are. Our very own love nest,” Fern grinned at me.

“L-l-love nest…”

I stared at the building that would become my home for the foreseeable future. One gotten for us by the hero association. Obviously, I had insisted that I and Fern share a living space.

B...

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Princess Fox, Chapter 41.5 - Meanwhile, sometime last month

With a long-suffering sigh, the figure slumped down against a nearby building whilst trying to catch their breath.

It was pointless now. No catching up to him anymore. Not when he had already sped off in his cool expensive car.

“I’m so stupid…” the person murmured.

It co...

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Princess Fox, Chapter 41 - Continued

“Cheeeese!” I grinned at my phone as the flash captured my amazing self.

I pulled the phone to me and immediately looked at it, nodding to myself in satisfaction.

“You know,” Troy started. “Isn’t this kind of pointless at this stage?”

“What do you mean pointless?...

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Princess Fox, Chapter 40.5 – Meanwhile, at an important meeting

Princess Fox is back! \o/
First, have this short I wrote in order to get back into writing this.
And in case you missed it,
here are...

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This elf is NOT insane!, Chapter 24 - A persistent winter

“Well then, according to my calculations…” I started whilst pushing up my non-existent glasses. ”It’s more or less the middle of April,” I finished.

“So why the heck is the outside even colder, whiter, and snowier than it was back in January?!” I shouted in frustration.

<...

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This elf is NOT insane!, Chapter 23 - A maniacal demon

“Maaaluuumaaaaa!” I shouted with my hands up in the air as we approached the black bubble.

My companions had long given up on questioning me or telling me to stop. I was free to do my demon summoning ritual all I wanted.

“It’s so close… Aren’t they touching already?”

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This elf is NOT insane!, Chapter 22 – A perfect recipe

“I had no idea you could cook, Fei,” Willow said, incredulous.

“Of course, I can! I had to learn it since mom was always too busy with work and dad left us when I was little.”

“Uh,” the goblin looked uncomfortable for some reason.

“Anyway! Here’s mana fruit pie v...

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This elf is NOT insane!, Chapter 21 – A red bubble

“Ladies and gentlemen! For long have we dragged our feet through the awful lives of ours, letting time dictate our every action!” I yelled out, trying to sound like a motivational speaker. “For long have we simply sat and waited like second-class citizens of the world!” I paused....

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This elf is NOT insane!, Chapter 20 - A divine mastermind

“Haaaaaaaa!” I breathed out, whilst having my eyes closed and my palms touching. Sure, there was no need for that, but it looked dramatic and cool so that automatically made it all necessary.

Unfortunately, I only drew mana into myself bit by bit to not explode, so there was no kickass ...

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WIP story concept - Escape velociraptor

Synopsis (WIP):

The experiment failed. The intelligent raptor clone escaped. She broke out of the facility and stole a spaceship.

What does this mean for us? What is she planning? To eat all humans? To take over the galaxy? To seek revenge on her creators…?

“Nah! All I want ...

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This elf is NOT insane, Chapter 19 – A dangerous experiment

Despite Winter still hanging around and being obnoxious, we had plenty of things to do these days. Learning magic, tending to the mana tree, Willow and Chad studying the texts on the walls, the two girls learning Elvish, and Chad learning English, as well as listening to various stories the two o...

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This elf is NOT insane!, Chapter 18 – A grand prophecy

“Earth,” Chad repeated with a nod. “Truly a strange tale. I haven’t ever heard of souls from another world wandering into this one, but I suspect it couldn’t have been a coincidence that so many of you aboard this dangerous ‘bus’ would end up here.”

“Yeah, I think it’s s...

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This elf is NOT insane!, Chapter 17 - A true Chad

“Maaaaluuuumaaaa!” I chanted whilst raising my arms. The fruit juice markings and wooden candles added to the atmosphere. Everything was perfect to revive the hero from legends. Right here. Right now.

“You know what? I’m not even gonna ask you what you’re doing and just do this,...

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WIP story concept - Going bananas

Synopsis (WIP):

Only pure and innocent girls can become the guardians of the world. That’s what the mysterious power-artifact-granting voice said.

And yet, one of them is a snarky internet troll, the other is an unrepentant glutton, and the third one… is me.

There must have ...

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This elf is NOT insane!, Chapter 16 – A crimson beauty

“See? I told you I’m not insane!” I grinned at Willow. “Not a lifeless statue! He has emotions! He’s a real boy!” I pointed at Chad’s new smile.

“But… how? Did my ability reach him too…?” Willow whispered with a frown.

“Nah! He was just really happy for me, so ...

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I am back!

About my situation:

Hey, I'm finally back! \o/ Thankfully, due to my addiction to writing, I have still been writing things here and there these past few months, but never anything consistent.

The reason why I've taken such a long break is that I've been struggling wi...

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The near future of this patreon

Hey everyone. Things have gotten stressful in life lately and I barely even had time to think about writing, hence the amount of chapters I was able to release in the past few days. As such, I decided to take a break from writing for the time being.

From now on, the next month's bil...

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We need to go reaper, Exhibit B - The children’s room

I regretted not reading more about the supernatural considering what kind of man my boyfriend’s grandpa was. Nothing I could do about it at this point though.

The ladder inside the box led through a long dark shaft. I had my flashlight but still had to be careful not to slip and fall.

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We need to go reaper, Exhibit A - The attic

Baseball bat in hand, ready to swing at eldritch monsters waiting for us, we appeared on the other side of the portal.

Or, at least that’s what I thought would happen.

“Uhm, what the heck?”

For some reason, we found ourselves back in the attic. As if the portal led to… i...

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This elf is NOT insane!, Chapter 15 - An ultimate form

“Sooo… You are saying that the bubble space existed way before I got invited into this world,” I started. “And somehow, the evil racist crusader people found a way to access it and seal one of your headmates inside here?”

“I… guess? I don’t know.” Kelly slumped.

“W...

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This elf is NOT insane!, Chapter 14 – A white menace

It was when I was out trying to collect a few more seeds before the inevitable white season came for us.

“Oh… snow.”

A single snowflake fell down right in front of my face, making me stand up and look around. One by one, tiny pieces of the white menace began falling down from th...

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We need to go reaper, Exhibit 0 - The outside

A psychological horror adventure story? Why not? Not what I usually write, but I hope you enjoy nontheless!
This should end up being relatively short, and I'll be posting it alongside elf for now.
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Synopsis:

In hindsight, entering a black swirli...

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This elf is NOT insane!, Chapter 13 – A magic teacher

“But I thought you were inseparable…?”

“I did too! It’s so weird! It’s really… quiet now. I don’t like it.” Kelly grimaced. “I miss them already.”

“Well, don’tcha worry! We’ll find them and help you all reunite again!” I pumped my fist.

“Thanks…...

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This elf is NOT insane!, Chapter 12 - A new party member

Sorry for the late upload. Real life and writer's block ganged up on me >.<

The good news is that that seemed to have passed now, so yay!

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Dark skin, red hair, black horns, and adorable pink-ish purple eyes. Those were the ingr...

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This elf is NOT insane!, Chapter 11 – An unsealed demon

Ah, yes. Running through a corridor of some ancient temple while everything was shaking around you. A classic protagonist move.

“That’s why I told you not to touch it!” the goblin running alongside me yelled.

“I didn’t! The fruit did!”

“A fruit supercharged by year...

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This elf is NOT insane!, Chapter 10 - A pocket jungle

“Yes, just like that. Now just push into it like dipping your honey-covered finger into tea!”

“I… I’m not sure I follow,” said the goblin holding a cloud of mana in her hands.

“It’s simple! All you have to do is poke it to transform it!”

“I… Well, okay. Lik...

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This elf is NOT insane, Chapter 9 - A sleeping gatekeeper

“Okay, tree. I may have forgotten about you and fallen asleep in the green bubble for a bit, but now I’m back for my revenge.” I pointed my finger at the tree. Menacingly.

Moreover, even though I slept for what felt like quite a long time, it was still the middle of the night outside....

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This elf is NOT insane!, Chapter 8 – A green bubble

“Hello there, magical tree of magic. Long time no see,” I greeted the mana fruit tree for the billionth time.

I had long picked all the fruits it had to offer from my countless passes. It looked like a normal -- albeit slightly taller -- tree at this point. To my trained eyes though, I ...

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This elf is NOT insane, Chapter 7 - A scammer fruit

She closed her eyes and focused. The piece of mineral her hands were touching began to jiggle in a way a piece of solid rocks shouldn’t be able to. It stretched like a putty, texture changing in a mesmerizing way, before finally settling into the shape of a sword.

“Well… damn. That wa...

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