We want to first apologize to all of you for leaving you without notice for so long. We want to apologize for the constant disappearances and the very little explanations that come after them. It isn't fair to you after all you've done for us. So here it is.
We have very controlling paren...
"Get on your good side? Why would I do that? Is there something wrong with me complimenting my favorite mechanic after we get back from a mission?
… Alright, fine. I wanted to get you in a good mood before you saw how bad it was."
Script By: Neon Crucifix
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Summer is far from over and our menagerie of misfits are eager to keep it a hot one for you. But if the heat gets too much, we heard that Wendy had the chefs whip up some chilly desserts for you and we're sure Logan's icy personality is enough to keep anyone cool.
We're all happy to...
We hope you didn't forget about us. We're back in time for summer to turn up the heat with some familiar faces. We're thinking some of these characters are in need of a beach episode... How about a festival or fair episode?
Give us some ideas down below or DM us with some summer activ...
2023-06-14 02:17:25 +0000 UTC View PostThe hospitalized twin has been home. It’s been difficult adjusting to a new normal. We aren’t okay, but we’re trying to be. We’re grateful to have you here despite it all.
We have some updates for you.
Hello. We haven’t been active lately and we owe you an explanation. Long story short, we both have been struggling. We’ve talked about how we work multiple jobs on top of school, but we also are battling mental illnesses while in a toxic environment.
Recently, one of us received a dia...
Hi, I’m Annie. I’m a family friend of Easton and Emmary.
Their parents asked me to write up a message on their behalf since they aren’t able to. The twins have been struggling for some time and it all came to a head today. They won’t be able to get March’s audios out on time.
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This really is a lucky month if we get to spend it with you.
And here are the extra audios we have in progress:
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Hello, our March marvels. We're happy to have you. Just a few updates for you all.
Here are your Valentines this month, our February flowers. While we can't promise candlelight dinners and boxes of chocolates, we can promise you spice and angst.
That's the same, right?
2023-02-08 17:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostHello, our January joys. We’re trying something different this month. Starting this month, we’ll be direct messaging all active patrons what we like to call, our “fail-safe” links. They’ll contain all of the audios we wanted to do the month you joined us for and anything extra w...
2023-02-01 04:09:04 +0000 UTC View Post"Professor, you created me with the same brain functions as a human, didn’t you? So I should theoretically be capable of all human emotions, including romantic attraction."
Script By: Neon Crucifix
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"I’m a church grim. I’m the guardian of this burial site, the only line of defense between the remains buried here and those who would use them for dark purposes."
Script By: Neon Crucifix
Instagram: 2023-01-08 00:35:15 +0000 UTC
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You all were very insistent that we get to the audios we weren't able to last year. So, here are most of them.
There are a couple of others that we need to get to that are being saved for another month or will be posted for free here or on YouTube.
We have a whole mess of co...
2023-01-06 05:59:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello. We'll be closing our shop the first of January to update it.
Character letters have been restocked for the time being and this is your last chance to grab the limited-edition signed holiday cards as they won't be back next year.
We're looking forward to the new year...
2022-12-30 00:36:32 +0000 UTC View Post
The holiday season is upon us. Here are the characters that will be more than happy to keep you warm this month... in more ways than one.
2022-12-08 05:27:50 +0000 UTC View Post
It's the holiday season and we want to spend it with you. Avaliable for a limited time are signed holiday cards from us to you, our winter wonders.
Choose from three different options based on the kind of "holiday spirit" they give off.
All of them show our adoration for you with j...
Take a look at who is joining us at our Thanksgiving table this month.
We'll host and handle the food. All you have to do is bring your gorgeous self, got it?
2022-11-07 04:31:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Thank you for your patience, pumpkins. We're thrilled to have you joining us for tricks and treats this month.
You also didn't hear this from us but... bonus audios are coming soon.
2022-10-07 01:25:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Thank you for your patience, our September sweethearts. Here's the plan for our birthday month. We couldn't ask for better gifts than to have all of you here.
2022-09-05 21:44:31 +0000 UTC View Post
We're catching up on past audios and requests we didn't have the chance to do but have not been able to get out of our heads.
Thank you all for your patience with us. We hope to show our gratitude soon.
2022-08-10 23:23:01 +0000 UTC View Post
You'll forgive us for making the rest of summer hotter, won't you?
2022-07-19 03:46:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Apologies for the delay. You are all angels for your patience with us during a difficult time. We went ahead and picked up a few past requests we've been meaning to fulfill.
We look forward to bringing them to life for you.
Sending you our love.
2022-05-17 22:40:11 +0000 UTC View Post
What we're working on for all of you in the next couple days.
Reminders:
These are raw scripts. There will be grammar mistakes, spelling mistakes, awkward wording, etc. We work best by getting everything down and proofreading closer to recording. We want to give y...
2022-04-29 06:19:28 +0000 UTC View PostThe butler certainly did something (wink).
We have a NSFW Butler for this month but can't decide how we want the relationship to be with the listener as this will decide future SFW audios with him.
So, help us decide.
2022-04-28 22:19:13 +0000 UTC View Post"Asking for a friend, but could you sound effect someone doing a body shot?"
"... Liam?"
"Who else?"
2022-04-13 00:47:38 +0000 UTC View PostCharacter letters have been restocked and options to purchase digital and physical copies of past letters are now available.
The shop will be open to the public in one hour, 3pm PST.
Password: foolsinlove
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2022-04-11 21:00:04 +0000 UTC
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You’ve never experienced life outside your castle walls until you met him. The more time is spent together, the more the feelings grow… along with the fears.
DISCLAIMER: This audio is gendered - she/her.
2022-04-06 02:20:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Yanderes are just fools in love, aren't they? Just with more sharp objects?
2022-04-04 19:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post