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Full Of It #87 - Grandad Hewitt

My Grandad Arthur Hewitt passed away last week so he could be reunited with my Grandma Gwen. He was beloved by my family so I wanted to take the time out to share with you why I think every child in the world deserves a grandad like him. This isn't a super weepy one, I think it's quite lovely to ...

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DragCon Merch!

⭐️DRAGCON UK MERCH⭐️

If you’re attending DragCon UK this weekend dolls then here’s the deal! Any tees we have left we’ll stick on here for people who couldn’t attend.

✨We are attending both Saturday & Sunday!

✨You can find us at booth no. E44!

✨We...

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10 MINUTE DRESS CHALLENGE

Requested by Cult Elder Olivia, we're sitting down with some very remedial materials and absolutely no fucking time whatsoever to create couture. Each armed with a glue gun and 3 metres of the most questionable silver fabric you've ever seen, we had to make the most wearable garment which we will...

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Full Of It #86 - Feral Children

Feral children are named so because of extended periods of time with little to no human contact, often having sought out the company of animals. Left to fend for themselves, they offer a rare insight into primitive human behaviours and open up a plethora of questions about how humans acquire comm...

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THE MASKED SINGER UK: GREAT OR NAH?

Having watched both of the US seasons of this bizarre celebrity gameshow with more enthusiasm than we should admit, of COURSE we're gonna schlep through the British offering. With the big opening already aired, we're immediately giving you our thoughts which of course are divided. Is it still as ...

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Full Of It #85 - Cannibals

I read every Full Of It comment. Am I going to record an episode based on every single suggestion? Perhaps not. I did however jump on AverageBritishWhiteBoy's suggestion of talking to you all sweetly and softly about a German man who fried and ate a penis because of course I did. Pad that out wit...

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THE NOVYMPIA KAHOOT QUIZ Tonight 03/01/20

It's time to reflect on 2019 as we play The Novympia YEAR IN REVIEW QUIZ!

If you're new to the cult then all will be explained.

At 9:00pm GMT tonight, Olympia will be hosting a voice chat in the Discord to prepare the game and answer any queries relating to Kahoot! 

The qui...

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Happy New Year, Dolls!

A big titty hug to all our beautiful cultists and a happy 2020 y'all.

If you're still waiting for your secret santa packages to arrive then don't despair, last year we had quite a few arrive after the holidays well into January.

Just to remind everyone as well, if you're waiting to be...

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Secret Santa 2019 - Em & Diana

Round 2 of our Novympia Cult 2019 unboxings featuring last year's top bird Em and an absolute rollercoaster of an international culture exchange with Diana!

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Full Of It #84 - French & Saunders

If Robin Williams was the male inspiration in my childhood, then French & Saunders were surely the female. It won't take longer than a few minutes to connect the dots between the YouTube content I put out and the work that Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders did in the 80s and 90s.

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Merry Christmas puffins!

Welcome to all of our gorgeous new cultists, hope everyone's getting piSsEd. 

This is just a cute moment to tell everyone that we've been inundated with worried pharaohs who want their Secret Santa recipients to know that they may not receive their packages until January. Last year we ...

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Secret Santa 2019 - Hannah, Jack & Cam

The first of our patron Secret Santa unboxing video treats!

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OLYMPIA'S CHRISTMAS BISCUIT SCULPTURE

Continuing a series of great kitchen adventures, 2019 is the year she parlays into architecture. Forget bleached turkeys and luminous turquoise eggnog because this Christmas sees the catastrophic arrival of The Great Tower of Bourbon.

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Full Of It #83 - Ancient Egypt

There's something completely terrifying about Ancient Egypt. As a kid in school, I was transfixed with absolute horror hearing about mummies, tombs and pyramids. I mean PYRAMIDS, wtf are they about. There's many facets to this fallen civilisation that make for a perf episode of Full Of It so go g...

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Wendigo Solutions: Episode 29 'Alexa'

Having been gifted an Amazon Alexa by Eugene on the top floor, Olympia finds herself grappling with more than just holiday cheer as she tries to plan the annual Wendigo office party.

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Full Of It #82 - Port Arthur Massacre

Suggested by cultist Cam, this is the story of Australia's worst modern mass shooting and the conspiracy theories surrounding the man who was charged with pulling the trigger.

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PO Box Haul #2

Our second haul of delicious PO Box goodies contains, I shet you not, a giant box of bourbon creams. Thank you puffins <3

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New Channel Trailer + Graphics

LOOK HOW FUCKING SHINY IT ALL IS <3 After our post-Drag Race UK break we're back with a vengeance kicking things off with a new channel and graphics rolling out across all social media. Tomorrow we're presenting a P.O Box haul of delicious tat and next week sees the Wendigo and cooking segment...

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Full Of It #81 - The Disappearance of Johnny Gosch

Johnny Gosch was a 12-year-old paperboy who vanished without a trace from his Iowa neighbourhood in the autumn of 1982. His was one of the first cases to feature on the side of milk cartons and would bring the word 'paedophile' into common usage. A tragic twist to this story would occur 15 years ...

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Full Of It #80 - Robin Williams

I wouldn't be doing any of the shit I'm doing today without Robin Williams. It dawned on me recently how inspirational he was to 6 year old Olympia and how much he shaped my childhood. I've given him an episode of Full Of It as a thank you.

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BLACK FRIDAY 20% OFF PROMO

Use 'BINGOBANGO' (lol) to get 20% off your next Novympia merch purchase, puffins. Really medicore stocking fillers, here. It's active today and tomorrow! <3

https://teespring.com/en-GB/stores/novympiamer...

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Full Of It #79 - The Disappearance of Corrie McKeague

23 year old Corrie McKeague, an RAF Regiment gunner living in Suffolk, UK vanished after a night out drinking having last been seen walking down a dead-end road in the town centre of Bury St. Edmunds. Theories abound about where he went, with most people leaning toward the theory that he was acci...

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RANKING GIRL GROUPS with CHERYL HOLE

As I'm SURE you'll remember from  Drag Race UK season 1, Cheryl was in it to remind everyone that SHE. LOVES. GIRL GROUPS. So we decided to mortify her by asking if she would rank 15 girl groups we all grew up with from iconic to Kerry Katona dire.

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FINALE BABES: Drag Race UK Review S01E08

It's the top 3. The final episode. The absolute last round. The Vivienne, Davina De Campo and Baga Chipz enter into their toughest battle yet as they dance their taints around the mainstage to RuPaul's "Rock It (To The Moon)". The other 7 girls surprise the finalists in the werk room for a cute r...

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YOU AINT MY MUVVA: Drag Race UK Review S01E07

There's only one more episode remaining after this week (Christ, that went fast) so the girls are put to the biggest challenge yet to secure a place in the top 3. Entering the werk room are family members, namely Divina De Campo and Cheryl Hole's sisters and The Vivienne and Baga Chipz's mothers....

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NOVYMPIA SECRET SANTA 2019

Let's make Christmas less terrible for each other ONCE AGAIN! 

Last year we launched our inaugural Novympia Secret Santa (all the unboxing videos are listed under the 'Secret Santa' tag if you want to go back for inspiration!)  and we're doing it again for Xmas 2019.

Send us...

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Old Drag Race RuVisited Playlists

Continuing the de-cluttering of the channel, all previous Drag Race RuVisited series will now only be available here <3


Season 7: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=...

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Full Of It #78 - The Murder of Travis Alexander

In 2008, American salesman Travis Alexander was murdered by his massive bitch of an ex-girlfriend in what would become one of the most sensationalised trials of contemporary crime in the USA. It's a murky, hideous story which centres on the ego of a woman so completely lost in her own narcissism ...

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THIRSTY COWS: Drag Race UK Review S01E06

As we slide into episode 6, the queens are challenged to write and produce advertisements for their own brand of bottled water. There are some obvious directions that Cheryl and Baga decide to go in while Divina manages to undercut her video with an eco-friendly save-the-mermaids message. It's sh...

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POONANARAMA: Drag Race UK Review S01E05

In this week's episode, the remaining racers are tasked with creating girl bands and performing their own mixes of the same song. Crystal wins the reading mini challenge and gets to decide the teams, picking The Vivienne and Cheryl Hole for her bandmates in what is immediately considered the stro...

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