In true Novympia Heights fashion, we celebrate #Halloween by gathering around our coffee table/makeshift ouija board and confer with the spirits in realms beyond.
2019-11-02 16:11:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Halloween darlings, let's finish this shitshow off with a bang. Candle Cove is perhaps the most famous creepypasta there is, so I've saved it for last on this chilly October evening.
2019-10-31 20:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I've never personally known anyone called Sadie and after this story I don't think I ever want to.
2019-10-30 22:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
This story shit me up for years. I still think about it late at night when I'm alone. Prepare to have your life ruined.
2019-10-29 20:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post
It's the snatch game and it DELIVERED. Also, Geri was there.
2019-10-29 19:56:52 +0000 UTC View Post
It's taken us a while but tonight we're finally talking about things that creep in the woods. I hope none of you live in remote locations.
2019-10-28 20:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Tonight we're going in a slightly different direction, as we enjoy a tale about lovely little fluffy friends who enjoy carrots.
Yeah, right.
2019-10-27 20:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I mean it's just dreadful really isn't it. Referred to as the world's last remaining hermit kingdom, North Korea is a totalitarian dictatorship with a brainwashed, malnourished population who can at best, throw together a lovely parade.
Vice Documentary: 2019-10-26 23:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Love theme parks? I do. See if you still love them after tonight's chillingly potent tale - especially cheap, local pop-up theme parks with those thrown-together, shitter dark rides.
2019-10-26 21:19:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Still with me? Haven't died of fright and horror yet? I see. Tonight we'll be talking about shadow figures and clinky clanky boiler rooms in an attempt to make you cack yourself.
2019-10-25 19:31:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Tonight, a tale from an inquisitive individual who was witness to a distressing sight while perched in a tree. Inhale the nighttime hot brew vapours and settle in.
2019-10-24 19:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Tonight, we learn about a film shoot that was tarnished by great tragedy and its miserable aftermath. As always I present the story to you from the toasty comfort of my fireside throne. Lock the doors, puffins.
2019-10-23 19:31:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Settle in for the next 10 nights as we read some of the highest rated creepypasta stories the internet has to offer. I'll be reading you a new story every night leading up to Halloween from the comfort of my fire-lit mansion on the English moors. Tonight, a story of intrigue and fear from a fishe...
2019-10-22 22:42:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Tales from a young gay guy who went to live on his own for the first time and discovered that being impossibly charming with a biting wit wasn't going to be enough to navigate the real world.
2019-10-20 16:32:00 +0000 UTC View Post
In this week's offering, we see the girls rummaging through car boot sale trash to create runway looks. It's a rocky start for both Sum Ting Wong and Vinegar Strokes who decide early on that they're both in trouble. On the other side of the room, Crystal, The Vivienne and Baga Chipz resemble a to...
2019-10-20 01:51:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Having recently seen the rebooted, retconned sequel to the original 70s slasher movie Halloween (try to keep up), I'm spending the day delving into this bizarre subgenre of horror. It's an entire catalogue of movies dedicated to showing us virgins running from maniacs wielding knives and chainsaw...
2019-10-13 11:25:33 +0000 UTC View Post
The condensed version for YouTube, which includes Nova's footage, ride photos and a 'British people mentioning the temperature' count.
2019-10-09 22:41:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Elisa Lam was a Canadian student who vanished during a solo trip while she was staying at the infamous Hotel Cecil in Los Angeles. When guests complained about the water pressure at the hotel, authorities were alerted to the discovery of the missing woman in one of the buildings water tanks. CCTV...
2019-10-08 15:06:23 +0000 UTC View Post
It's the start line of RuPaul's Drag Race UK and we're reviving our weekly reviews to present RAZOR sharp observations about our British girls. Find out what Olympia makes of Baga Chipz throwing around euphemisms like there's no tomorrow and what Nova's opinion is on Gothy Kendoll's mini challeng...
2019-10-05 17:30:17 +0000 UTC View Post
We're not ones to endlessly share our friends work, especially if they're just not talented (notice how Char's content is invisible around here) but this dude is the real deal. I was more than happy to produce the video for this song because it's just beautiful. Honestly a jam. I appreciate how n...
2019-10-01 11:58:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Formerly known as Multiple Personality Disorder, this is a discussion surrounding the fascinating behaviours of a very small group of individuals; people who react to childhood trauma by taking imaginary friends to a whole other level.
2019-09-28 23:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
This is really more of an exercise in figuring out how the fuck the focus/autofocus works on our Canon because a lot of the footage is garbage but it's a cute little memento of getting tattoos with our friend (@rebekkarekkless on Insta) including Olympia's first.
2019-09-25 21:06:57 +0000 UTC View Post
BLOODY HELL! Literally. The bird killed her father and stepfather by hacking their faces with an AXE. She claims to have been fannying around in the barn with some cool, crisp pears. It's a story that's gripped like, the whole world for over a century because of how absurd it is that she was acqu...
2019-09-25 17:17:36 +0000 UTC View Post
It's edging ever nearer to the release of Frozen 2. Naturally, Nova is forcing a reaction video to the final trailer on everyone and Olympia is miffed.
2019-09-23 22:05:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Located on our Teespring is the new Novympia merch line with an absolute plethora of high quality couture.
https://teespring.com/stores/novympiamerch
2019-09-23 22:04:58 +0000 UTC View Post
With no energy left, we trundle round our final few parks.
2019-09-20 15:47:48 +0000 UTC View Post
The sounds moves around a little on this one due to a new mic setup but it finds itself eventually.
A full 2 weeks of perspiration, here's a darling rundown of some of our experiences in Orlando. I mentioned briefly and forgot to go back and explain an anecdote about Char and I, whereby we ...
2019-09-19 15:19:46 +0000 UTC View Post
A shit tonne of footage from the next couple of days of our Florida theme park-fest, including rides on some sort of Star Wars disaster and firm favourite Tower of Terror.
2019-09-18 22:37:34 +0000 UTC View Post
The further adventures of 4 sweaty, pissy British people in Florida.
2019-09-10 12:57:40 +0000 UTC View Post
The bloody flight and Disney Springs, look out for a stunning shot of Char on board the Thomas Cook Airbus.
2019-09-06 23:26:39 +0000 UTC View Post