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Novympia's Drag Race Review: Season 12, Episode 6

It's the revered Snatch Game challenge episode where our dolls have to impersonate celebrities in order to make RuPaul laugh. This might be the first time in herstory however, that an impersonatee has hit back at a queen for a less-than-stellar performance.

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Novympia's DragCon UK 2020

RuPaul's DragCon landed in the UK for the first time in January 2020 and while it was not without its faults, we had a gorgeous weekend meeting folks at our glorified trestle table.

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Full Of It #98 - Quarantine Week 2

During our 2nd week of self-isolation, I inadvertently stumbled across the idea of actual isolated peoples in the form of uncontacted tribal groups. We sit down to discuss the isolated island of North Sentinel in the Bay of Bengal and the Sentinelese people who immediately kill outsiders that set...

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Queeriosity Performance 04/04/20

Our Bridesmaids number as part of Donna Trump's Queeriosity Twitch show.

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We’re performing for Queeriosity!

The delicious Donna Trump is hosting a 4 hour drag festival on her Twitch tonight at 8pm UK time, 3pm EST 12pm PST 💕 so get yer cocktails ready for yer girls 🥰 Literally no idea when we’re on I’m afraid but there’s some stellar acts so your Saturday evening entertaintment is sorted ðŸ...

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Novympia's Drag Race Review: Season 12, Episode 5

As we power on, the girls are faced with acting their way through a batty version of Grey's Anatomy and walking looks that fit the runway theme, "Planet of the Capes".

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We made Glitter Zit Balls

Upon discovering a box of goo-balls that we had set aside for a rainy day, we sat down to present a sort-of slime sequel which resulted in no discernible improvement.

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Full Of It #97 - Quarantine Week 1

Well we don't have the rona but 'Quarantine' is a neater word for the title than 'Self-Isolation'. Nova will be joining me for the foreseeable future so here we are to discuss our first week of staying locked tightly inside The Heights.

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We went on a Self-Isolation Vacation

Join us as we travel the globe having picked some truly dreadful destinations during a vacation spent entirely in our house.

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Wait, What? Panel Footage - DragCon UK 2020

Thanks to our good Judy, Micha for providing us with this raw footage from the Wait, What? panel at this year's DragCon UK in London. We sat down with Ongina and Sum Ting Wong to ask them daft questions. We've got a full run-down of the event on the way but here's this cute moment just for you, o...

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Novympia's Drag Race Review: Season 12, Episode 4

The dolls are tasked with showcasing 3 separate looks pertaining to great hunking balls.  

Don't forget puffins! It's available on: 

Whooshkaa - https://player.whooshk...

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The Sims 1 Renders

 Now we're stuck at home for god knows how long I thought some of you might like to see my Sims 1 creations in a little more detail. Expect more BS like this over the next few days/weeks - Nova xo 

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Full Of It #96 - Full Of Beef

A hybrid episode where I invite Nova in to talk about the Novympia videos that were voted most iconic in our one-year Patreon anniversary poll.

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Novympia's Drag Race Review: Season 12, Episode 3

In our first regular Drag Race episode of Season 12, the girls are tasked with acting their way through a bizarre audition setup for a show about people who are terrible.

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Novympia play THE SIMS: Part 2

We've already covered making Novympia Heights and ourselves in The Sims so now it's time to move on and create our very own heffer, Charmaine.

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Full Of It #95 - Jurassic Park

Few movies give me the warm, fuzzy feeling that Jurassic Park does. As part of one of the most successful movie franchises of all time, the original Jurassic Park caper was released in 1993 when I was merely 2 years old. Fast forward almost 30 years and I've got the biggest heap of Jurassic paleo...

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Full Of It #94 - Labyrinth

Released in 1986 to a disastrous box office and mediocre reviews, Labyrinth would bubble under as a cult classic for decades, informing the childhood of weirdos and gay kids around the world. Is it David Bowie's enormous, inappropriate bulge or Sarah's lewk in the ballroom scene, I mean you tell ...

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Meg-Anne's Birthday Surprise

As you may have noticed, Megan and I are obsessed with Sabrina The Teenage Witch. She has, for years, ordered cabs under the moniker 'Libby Chessler' and constantly introduces herself as such. So I arranged this birthday message for her from the bird herself and I can't deal with how cute it is.<...

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Novympia play THE SIMS: Part 1

(The Twitch saga incorporating The Sims 3 hit several snags, so we're retooling with this alternative Sims moment).

In an absolute Sims renaissance at Novympia Heights, we're jumping on the OG game to recreate yer girls in what will become the least-anticipated Internet novella of 2020.

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Full Of It #93 - The Murder of JonBenét Ramsey

You know the story. Colorado, 1996 and a pretty, blonde, child beauty queen gets clobbered in the family basement. There's a novel-length ransom note discovered nearby, written on the crazy mother's stationery. Not an inside job at all.

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Full Of It #92 - Strange and Unusual Deaths

Not one for the squeamish listener, this. Join me in a brew as I peruse the bizarre Wikipedia page for 'List of Unusual Deaths', which makes for morbidly fascinating reading. From a gent who fell awkwardly on a turnip to ladies trapped in a fold-away bed, this is a rundown of some of the weirdest...

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Paramore - Misery Business BIRMINGHAM 21/02/20

Thanks to our very own Franny for shooting our opening number for The Vivienne tour <3

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Secret Santa 2019 - Sari & Scotty

A few more dolls unboxing their crap from the 2019 Christmas Secret Santa charade <3.

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Full Of It #91 - The Sims

Right this wasn't going to be this week's theme but I've fallen into a Sims fever dream moment on YouTube so let's settle in and talk about one of the strangest and most commercially successful video game series ever, where you can literally trap an entire family in a cock-shaped swimming pool an...

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TOUR DATES!

Haven't posted this here dolls but if you're in the UK and didn't know, we're supporting The Vivienne for her 6 date tour starting next week so come out and say heLLOHH! There aren't any parameters in place for meet and greets but we're gonna try and hang around to meet everyone who wants a breas...

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SAFIYA NYGAARD PARODY

HOTLY requested for what seems like 2 years, here's my take on YouTube and Buzzfeed darling, Safiya Nygaard.

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Full Of It #90 - The Kidnapping of Shannon Matthews

We've been dancing around this for years. Let's finally settle in to talk about the dumbest criminal plot you ever heard of. In February 2008 a nine-year-old schoolgirl named Shannon Matthews disappeared from her West Yorkshire town in northern England. After an enormous missing persons investiga...

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Full Of It #89 - The Manson Family

From an episode last week about a family that didn't do anything to an episode this week about a family who did a little too much. This is the story of the Tate/LaBianca murders perpetrated by a group of Charles Manson's cult followers in an affluent California suburb in 1969.

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Full Of It #88 - The Royle Family

This is a TV show I'd have to have on my list of shit you can take on a remote island. The Royle Family is a British sitcom that ran from 1998 to 2012 set in the living room of a working class family from Manchester. Equal parts hideous and charming, it's something that I throw on in the backgrou...

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Mount Your Friends - Nova vs. Olympia

The next instalment in the Nova vs. Olympia franchise featuring possibly the worst game yet. Another cracker requested by Jen <3

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