"The Russian police... Stern. Stern, but fair."
- Chris Pontius on the show "Jackass"
(After being pulled over by the Russian police half a dozen times.)
I told you I'd likely do another Russian Femdom post. (It's too delicious not to!) James mentioning the a...
2020-01-10 06:04:04 +0000 UTC View PostMistress Cereza: Surprise! Oh, looks like I caught you with your pants down!
James: Bet you didn't expect another full length story so soon, did you? But we wanted to start the New Year off right!
Mistress Cere...
2020-01-05 05:18:01 +0000 UTC View PostJames: Alright, here we go! The latest chapter in my new saga! Sorry I made you wait until the last minute this month. I wasn't planning for this chapter to turn into a 20 page, 9,000+ word barn burner. It just kind of happened! (And it took longer to edit as a result....
2020-01-01 01:33:20 +0000 UTC View Post
James: Good evening patrons! I'm hard at work on the latest chapter of Latex Futa Nuns, but I wanted to take a moment to do a quick update.
Mistress Cereza: Hope you had a lovely Christmas, my little cherubs. So, what can we expect in the new chapter, Chesh...
2019-12-28 03:18:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Holidays my naughty little sluts!
Santa Bayonetta comes bearing gifts in the form of deliciously smutty links!
But first a little reflection on the holidays. Halloween is my favorite holiday, but I suspect Christmas is James' favorite. Or perhaps it's a tie between Christmas and...
2019-12-21 09:05:31 +0000 UTC View PostJames: Hey guys! This is more than just your typical middle-of-the-month update. We have some big announcements to share regarding the future of this Patreon!
Mistress Cereza: Indeed we do. Proceed, slut...
James: Yes, Mistress! I'm f...
2019-12-14 01:23:51 +0000 UTC View PostHello patrons of fine smut!
Things are quite chaotic at the moment as James and I prepare for the holidays, so I don't have a central theme to present to you tonight so much as a mixed bag of things that have piqued my interest.
First of all, since it IS that time of year, and I haven...
2019-12-07 02:22:22 +0000 UTC View PostJames: Bayonetta is back! Thanks so much for your patience while I put the finishing touches on this chapter. I'm too much of a perfectionist for my own good sometimes, but I think it's at least as much of a strength as a weakness. It certainly shows up in the final pr...
2019-12-01 01:54:54 +0000 UTC View PostJames: Hey guys! I'll be working on finishing up Chapter 10 of Bayonetta's Abuse tonight. Then I just need a couple days for editing and I'll be publishing on Friday or Saturday night.
Mistress Cereza: Back in action! *makes gun hands*
...
Good evening sluts!
As the harvest is gathered and the cold encroaches, it's time to reflect on what you're thankful for. What am I thankful for? Many things! Most of which are related to Femdom in some way... (I can't help myself.) But in particular, I'm thinking of good fetish smut! Espec...
2019-11-24 03:35:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Bayonetta: Today is #ThankYouPatrons day! So on your knees and open wide!
Jeanne: You have a lot of Umbra cock to please before you're dismissed, slave!
Bayonetta: What? It feels like you're the one thanking us?<...
2019-11-19 21:15:25 +0000 UTC View PostJames: There are four hours left to vote in this month's poll and unless there's a big jump for Latex Futa Nuns in the home stretch, it looks like Bayonetta's Abuse will win this time around.
Mistress Cereza: Excellent! I do so enjoy seeing my na...
2019-11-17 01:52:09 +0000 UTC View PostJames: Hey guys! Mistress kept me locked up pretty long tonight or I would've posted this sooner. Here's your chance to vote and help decide what's coming next!
Mistress Cereza: And you loved every minute of it.
James 2019-11-10 06:33:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Mistress Cereza: Hello again my horny sluts! Notice how I keep taking more control of this Patreon? As it should be, yes?
I have decided to implement a new Patreon tier called Mistress Cereza's Rubber Slave!
This tier is perfect for those who:
1) Want to support...
2019-11-09 22:37:47 +0000 UTC View PostThe US has a ton of cultural baggage that's resulted in a very slow progression towards female empowerment when compared to our friends in Europe, but do you know which nation has even more baggage and moves even slower in that regard? The ironically titled "Mother Russia."
To this day Russ...
2019-11-07 01:03:28 +0000 UTC View PostJames: Chapter 4 on Halloween as promised!
Mistress Cereza: Happy Samhain my naughty cherubs!
James: Hope you enjoy the latest entry! Be on the lookout for a new poll next week. You can help me decide what I ...
James: Hey everyone! We got back from our trip yesterday and I've been busy writing ever since! Chapter 4 is about two thirds done and I'll be writing and editing more tonight and tomorrow. Hoping to publish on Halloween!
Mistress Cereza: A fine ...
2019-10-29 23:10:37 +0000 UTC View PostThere's no "right" way to do FLR (Female Led Relationships.) As I've said before, there are as many kinds of dominant women as there are different types of men that crave to be owned and controlled. Regardless of the type of Femdom you're into, allow me to let you in on a little secret... Most wo...
2019-10-22 02:47:29 +0000 UTC View PostJames: Hey there Femdom fans! Hope you enjoyed Chapter 3 of Latex Futa Nuns and are looking forward to another one soon! In fact, I was just brainstorming Chapter 4 when I realized it was probably time for an update.
Mistress Cereza: Past time, d...
2019-10-15 11:11:28 +0000 UTC View PostMistress Cereza: Every once in a while in the Femdom / Futa community there will be a forum post, a comment thread or some other form of discussion in which the feasibility of taking massive cocks up the ass is debated. "How big is too big?" "It doesn't matter, it's all fantasy."...
2019-10-07 03:34:38 +0000 UTC View PostJames: Chapter 3 is ready! I was hoping to release it Saturday night but I decided it needed a little more polish. Good editing takes time, but I think you'll agree it was worth the extra day or so. :)
Mistress Cereza: Mmmmm... I like ...
2019-09-30 06:44:35 +0000 UTC View PostJames: *MMMPHHHHGGGOOLLLGHHHWWWTPPPHHHHHHH*
Mistress Cereza: They can't understand you through that ball gag. Thankfully, I'm fluent in "mumble" and am happy to translate! He said "I'm very sorry, Mistress, for not doing the dishes when it was my...
2019-09-26 00:52:24 +0000 UTC View PostI suppose that's why latex and nuns go together like peanut butter and jelly. I mean, dressing in latex is already a quasi spiritual experience for us kinksters, so why not go all way? Why not corrupt religion at the same time? Then there's the additional taboo of seeing people who are (normally)...
2019-09-20 01:06:59 +0000 UTC View PostJames: The poll is closed and Latex Futa Nuns From Hell is the winner! (I probably should've mentioned that I was scheduling it for 5 days... sorry about that!) If you didn't vote in this one, no worries, you'll get a chance at the next one before too long. I'm going to write the...
2019-09-15 04:18:06 +0000 UTC View PostJames: I'll offer just a little bit of context here since you know what the first two selections are but have no information on the third.
Athena Corp Chronicles is a story idea that's been formulating in my mind for a while now and I feel like it's just about ready. It's g...
2019-09-10 02:04:28 +0000 UTC View PostJames: In the interest of transparency, I thought I'd take a moment and lay out my strategy for story releases going forward and how it relates to this Patreon. I've been mulling it over since I started this endeavor a few months ago and I think I've finally come up with the opti...
2019-09-07 21:15:52 +0000 UTC View PostGiven that we've reached the end of summer, this probably isn't the most timely post, but I've never been too concerned with timeliness. I do what I want when it strikes my fancy (as all empowered female dominants should.) ;-)
Today's topic? Music! Particularly music with a sexual, se...
2019-09-02 03:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostJames: The eagle has landed! Chapter 2 is ready for the reading pleasure of you, the patrons, only!
Mistress Cereza: More sex this time, right?
James: Considerably more.
Mistre...
2019-08-27 08:57:36 +0000 UTC View PostJames: Hey guys! Just a quick update. Chapter 2 of Latex Futa Nuns From Hell is coming along nicely! I'm hoping to finish the first draft tonight or tomorrow. Then I'll just need a day or two for editing and I should be publishing it early next week.
Mistress Cereza: He'd be done...
2019-08-24 03:02:38 +0000 UTC View PostThere are as many different types of female dominants as there are types of men who like to be dominated. The spectrum ranges from the Findoms and their "pay pigs" (who never interact IRL) to the hardcore sadists, masochists and rubber fetishists who live it 24/7. There are women who engage in Fe...
2019-08-20 06:54:01 +0000 UTC View Post