Mr. Marchcliffe: "Come, my darling Emma, sit by my side. Give up your old life and embrace your new eternity."
Batman: "I will never be yours! I accept that I am dead. I accept that you have defeated the Batman. I accept that I am trapped here forever. It is my fault. I underestimated the p...
2024-10-16 19:18:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "He did it. I'm in the body of Emma Marchcliffe...and there's no way out. I'm dead. Trapped in the confines of this property. With him...forever."
2024-10-16 19:03:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Mr. Marchcliffe: "Genuinely sorry for the unpleasantness, Batman. It is quite an ugly step, but always bound to happen to everyone."
Batman: "I'm...I'm...dying."
Mr. Marchcliffe: "That is correct. You have now crossed the border into my world. And while paradise is restricted to us, y...
2024-10-16 18:55:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Mr. Marchcliffe: "Well, then, we will have to remodel that reputation."
Batman: "Can't move..."
Mr. Marchcliffe: "Yes, the dead have powers that the living can only imagine. You are quite formidable an opponent for the flesh my dear Batman, but there is little you can do to affect the...
2024-10-16 18:30:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Gentleman Ghost: "Batman, welcome to my abode. You have certainly validated your reputation as fearless. Entering a haunted house with no fear of repercussion. I do welcome you and hope your stay to be amicable. I do not seek a fight, but, rather, a union."
Batman: "I'm a realist at heart. ...
2024-10-16 18:16:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Your approval rating is the highest of the last 20 years. All polls are suggesting a landslide victory. And Oswald Cobblepot has just pledged another 10 million to your campaign."
Mayor Adkins: "Wonderful. The Commissioner Gordon scandal you concocted has pushed us forward beyond w...
2024-10-02 17:46:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "This, this is impossible. How did you get such powerful technology? Why transform me...into this?"
Mayor Adkins: "Eliminating the Batman will make my clients, those dangerous criminals, extremely happy. But to think that your mind and resources won't be invaluable would be foolish....
2024-10-02 17:26:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Mayor Adkins: "Batman, I'm honored by your presence. My campaign ads must really be working to draw the attention of even the Dark Knight."
Batman: "Less your ads and more your criminal activity that's drawn me here. You've been funding some of the most dangerous criminals in Gotham. I'm he...
2024-10-02 17:11:06 +0000 UTC View Post
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2024-09-24 17:19:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "You're new here?"
Bunny 1: "Yeah."
Batman: "You were a cop?"
Bunny 1: "How'd you know? Cocaine ring I was investigating. Led me here. Next thing I knew I was this broad and my mind keeps telling me to dance."
Batman: "Honestly hun, I've been doin' this a long time...
2024-09-24 17:15:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Girl: "Alright Bats. It's your first working night under the employ of Oswalt Cobblepot. Show'em what you got. Cheque comes at the end of the week. Not quite your old salary but enough to keep up rent."
Batman: "So Mr. Cobblepot will be here?"
Girl: "Oh, don't worry Bats, by the end o...
2024-09-24 17:03:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: ZAP!!!! "ARGHHH!...Special day, special underwear. I hope Ozzy likes!"
2024-09-24 16:48:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Was it always so natural to wear panties? The transformation is much more than physical. They intend to create a new identity to suppress the Batman one. Not sure how to counteract it with the implants influence. Need to find Oswald. He's the weak link. Use my knowledge of his tendencies...
2024-09-24 16:42:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Ugh. The drugs seem to be wearing off, but why keep me in this common room? They don't seem worried that I can escape. But why is tha...ARGHHHHH!!!!...What was that?...Let's get dressed into something sexy...no...implants. They put implants in my brain. I'm not in control."
2024-09-24 16:38:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Girl: "Batman, how do you feel?"
Batman: "Mmmmmmm. Sooooo relaxeddddd. Why am I sooooooo calm? I'm a girllllllll. Don't want to get up. So comfortable."
Girl: The drugs we laced you with are quite special. You'll be complacent and have no care in the world. The world could burn and yo...
2024-09-24 16:25:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Who...who...are...you?"
Girl: "Penguin hired us to get rid of you. Think of us as bounty hunters. Now, we'll need to disguise you so no one ever suspects who you are. Penguin wants you alive...to be his."
2024-09-24 16:16:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Can't break the spell. She has complete control of my actions. I'm just another member of her coven. An exaggerated stereotype."
Batman (to the Green Witch): "Let's paint Gotham green!"
Green Witch: "Oh yes, my dear sweetie Batman. I want Gotham to see the new you!"
Bat...
2024-09-12 17:03:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "What have you done to me? Speak you witch!"
Green Witch: "Currently, Batman, you are a mere spirit, removed from body, floating aimlessly in my lair and completely trapped in this room. Only I can release you. And if you remain this way for 24 hours, you will be trapped as a helple...
2024-09-12 16:48:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Stop...this...now...I'm...I'm...fading..."
Green Witch: "Indeed you are. Never insult a witch, Batman. But since you find me so comical, why not turn a joke around on you."
2024-09-12 16:27:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Green Witch: "A comical stereotype? I'll show him a stereotype. Batman will rue the day he insulted a woman like me."
2024-09-12 16:18:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Witches are appearing everywhere in Gotham. Seem to be ordinary citizens gone mad. Their green hues make the Green Witch the obvious suspect. I'll have to detain her quickly. Magic is too unpredictable even if the enemy is a comical stereotype."
2024-09-12 16:10:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Alfred: "You...you...underestimate me...Madame...Milli...gan...lord help me...I...forgive me...Master Bruce."
2024-09-10 19:51:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "No, no. Alfred, hurry! He's activated the chip. You need to........oh, you must be the butler. My husband anticipated this."
Alfred: "Master Bruce, er, or madame...Madame Milligan, if you'll just hold still. I apologize for the...intrusion."
Batman: "Oh I will rather enjoy th...
2024-09-10 19:43:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "When he activates the chip I become Senator Milligan's wife, not only in body, but in mind. Alfred, I need you to remove it before he activates it again. I'll be at its complete mercy when he does."
Alfred: "And where would the chip be located, sir?"
Batman: "He intends to em...
2024-09-10 18:20:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Oh gosh! The wedding is in just a few hours! If I marry him, I become a stuffed toy girl forever!"
Teddy Belly: "Now is that so bad Batsy? You and I can stay friends forever!"
Batman: "Eeeee. Teddy Belly, it is ever so fun being a toy and you're just the best friend a sweet g...
2024-09-09 19:17:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "Help! Help me please! I'm up here! Help!!!!!"
Nightwing: "Princess! Stay calm, I'll get you..."
Batman: "Dick...I'm...I'm..."
Nightwing: "How did you know my name? Wait, the disappearance, it can't be...Bruce?"
Batman: "I'm...sorry Dick. This is a trap."
Nig...
2024-08-26 12:14:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Evil Batman: "Not even you can deny that this is how things will be. Your enemies thwarted. Gotham has never been safer. It thrives. My plan has come to fruition and you must now come to accept it. Look at you. It's obvious this is the way."
Batman: "If it means the protection of Gotham I w...
2024-08-24 03:20:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Evil Batman: "You've been my captive for 14 days. By now you know escape is impossible. We are one. Every plan you have I've thought of. This is the only way to detain the Bat."
Batman: "So you plan to replace me. Just do it then. Why the posturing. Why the toxins to make me weak?"
Ev...
2024-08-21 18:46:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Batman: "If you're a version of me then you need to follow the code. It's what makes Bruce Wayne Bruce Wayne and Batman...Batman."
Evil Batman: "You're correct. I cannot kill you. It's the only rule that can't be broken throughout the realities. Thankfully, the toxin I've injected you with ...
2024-08-21 15:20:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Evil Batman: "Give up. You are no match. Your efforts are futile. I am a superior Batman in a superior reality."
Batman: "Then...stay in that reality...ugh!...and...leave this one...alone. Ugh!"
Evil Batman: "Impossible. With my reality falling victim to the Vortex, my new home is her...
2024-08-21 14:56:32 +0000 UTC View Post