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The Future of Bikinis & Swim Wear?

Speaking of FantasyWriter... he shared a real-world product link with me this morning. It took me a minute to figure out that the bikini bottoms are actually being secured in the back with a butt plug! Quite a nice find!

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A Proper Young Man’s Guide to Anal Etiquette - Chapter 12

This is one of my favorites chapters for the APYMGTAE story so far. I kept returning to it several times to add more tidbits here and there. I hope you fine coinsures of smut enjoy it just as much!

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A Proper Young Man’s Guide to Anal Etiquette - Chapter 11

Sorry for the late post. I got way too busy doing absolutely nothing over the weekend and totally spaced it.

I think from this point forward, Ingrid will be in every chapter. So, for all those Bensonite devotees out there, rejoice! I'm also considering adding more to this chapter to ...

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Random Story Idea on a Thursday Evening...

One of the Hentai Foundry artists that I follow is NiP. Most of his stuff is futa on male, but he ventures into futa on female and male on female occasionally. Anyway, this image from him always gets my imagination running:

2024-09-06 00:38:55 +0000 UTC View Post

A Proper Young Man’s Guide to Anal Etiquette - Chapter 10

I'm still working on the second part of Amanda's German Internship Chapter 2. But here's the next chapter in the APYMGTAE story. Not much to say here... Just another look into the boring wholesomeness that is hospitals in the AEU. But I'm sure most of you will be happy with it!

You c...

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Anal Etiquette - Amanda's German Internship - Chapter 2.1

This is the first brand new chapter that I've written with the original characters in years. So, it took me a minute to get back into them. Well, I guess it's technically not the original characters as this is a prequel set six year before the core story. But I haven't written ...

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A Proper Young Man’s Guide to Anal Etiquette - Characters

(Second post for today.) I had thought I had posted my character muses for APYMGTAE. But apparently I have not. So, here they are! As of chapter 9 at least...

Jessie & Charlotte Stevenson

2024-08-04 18:25:26 +0000 UTC View Post

A Proper Young Man’s Guide to Anal Etiquette - Chapter 9

I had originally planned on writing the second chapter of Amanda's German Internship for this week. But to be honest I've had zero motivation to write for the past few weeks. So, I didn't... But here's the next chapter of APYMGTAE for you!

In this chapter I'm starting to pull Ingrid...

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Anal Etiquette - Amanda's German Internship - Chapter 1

Here is the first chapter in a Germany focused AEU spinoff mostly focused on Amanda. I think the second chapter will be a new chapter from scratch. We'll see... You can download it here: ...

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A Proper Young Woman’s Guide to Anal Etiquette - Chapter 21 - Sex Ed

Since most people wanted some more main line APYWGTAE stuff, here's a little something I wrote several years ago. I just reread it myself earlier this week. At first I was like, "Where the fuck was I even going with this?!?" Then the twist came and it all made sense...

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Reading List - BDSM Machines

I posted a Scenarios poll in the Workshop a few weeks ago and I've been wanting to post some appropriate story links to celebrate the "Fucking wrecked by our glorious and inevitable robot overlords" option w...

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A Proper Young Man’s Guide to Anal Etiquette - Chapter 8

And here we are with the next chapter in Matt's coming of age saga. This is a newly inserted chapter that I wrote a couple of weeks ago to fill in some of the story before going a little hog wild with my imagination. I'm still playing with this story a bit and I've been adding parts to existing c...

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Publishing Scedule?

Since this is an off weekend for the Early Access tier, and I posted new raw story (straight from my imagination to your eyes...) earlier in the week for the Workshop tier, I figured I'd throw a question out to my fellow perverts and degenerates... I mean, my fellow ladies and gentlemen of cultur...

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A Proper Young Man’s Guide to Anal Etiquette - Chapter 7.2

And the conclusion of the Game Night chapter. More free use and hardcore BDSM for my fellow perverts out there!

MEGA link: A Proper Young Man's Guide to Anal Etiquette - Cha...

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A Proper Young Man’s Guide to Anal Etiquette - Chapter 7.1

Here's the fist part of the next chapter. I'm still massaging the second part. So, that one will be next. With Matt finally figuring things out, shit starts going his way. You know... more so considering I've been leaning into the 'free use' perversion lately. Free use does seem to fit in with th...

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Add Some Deep Base to Your Trunk!

No real reason. Just some lighthearted anal-themed entertainment for everyone's Friday afternoon. Although, I'm sure there's an AEU story here somewhere...

Is it BEER:30 yet?

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A Proper Young Man’s Guide to Anal Etiquette - Chapter 6

The Obligatory Disclaimer

The following is a work of pure sexual fiction and is intended for adult audiences ONLY. If you are under the age of 18, please stop reading NOW and go tell your parent and/or guardian that you need stricter internet supervision. Any physical r...

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Buttercoat - Anal

Just thought I'd share this: Buttercoat doesn't do a whole lot of anal, but his latest video has some nice scenes in it. There's a little bit of good anal towards the beginning, some nice DP with lots of stomach bulging in the middle, and ends with some softcore BDSM. Admittedly, his art style ta...

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Anal Etiquette - Just a Little Something on Justice...

Here's a little tidbit to brighten your day! This is my response to a forum question on Hentai Foundry a while back about what women's prisons would look like in the AEU. Since I wrote this short snippet in a comments section to one of my stories, I assume not many people have read...

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Chats!

Age verified complete and Chats enabled!

I created a few topics that I could see people wanting to discuss. So, feel free to share your ideas, requests, gripes, deepest darkest secrets, crazed conspiracy theories on how the government wants to turn us all into obedient sex robots, etc.

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After Some Thought and Experimentation...

Now that my SubscribeStar page is up and running and I have a couple dozen posts up, I can appraise the site.... and it's a fucking mess! There's no way to organize anything and I would miss all of Patreon's awesome features like Collections, Chats, collapsible posts, etc. So, I'm leaning towards...

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A Proper Young Man’s Guide to Anal Etiquette - Chapter 4

The Obligatory Disclaimer

The following is a work of pure sexual fiction and is intended for adult audiences ONLY. If you are under the age of 18, please stop reading NOW and go tell your parent and/or guardian that you need stricter internet supervision. Any p...

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April Fun!

Good evening, fellow perverts!

1. My SubscribeStar page has been approved! I'm getting used to the new format, and I'm slowly getting stuff posted. But I'm evidently only allowed to make 10 posts a day... Annoying...

So far, I don't like it as much as Patreon. Patreon's collec...

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Patreon Shenanigans...

Well... It seems Patreon hasn't like my last two chapters of A Proper Young Man's Guide To Anal Etiquette. I've gotten two of these notifications in the past day:

18+ creations and mature themes

Patreon has a zero tolerance policy for the glorification of sexual ...

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A Proper Young Man’s Guide to Anal Etiquette: Chapter 3

The saga continues. I'll probably start posting this story on the normal sites Soonish (TM). Let me know what y'all think. Enjoy!

By: Lord Odie

 

The Obligatory Disclaimer

The following is a work of...

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Anal Etiquette: 2201: An Anal Odyssey

I personally haven't read this one in years. So, I might have to reread it later tonight. I remember it being a fun one though!

By: Lord Odie

The Obligatory Disclaimer

The following is a work of pure sexual fiction a...

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The State of Lord Odie's Dirty Mind: March 2024

Friends! Perverts! Degenerates! Lend me your genitalia!

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Thanks for everyone who has joined up! My Patreon has been up for a little over two weeks and Lord Odie's Dirty Mind already has 25 members. Considering I had no idea what to expect when I created this page, I'm calling that ...

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Sketchysketch: Flatmates In Sketch Form!

Thanks to mclaren3838, I was reminded that Flatmates was written by Sketchysketch. And he even did a sketch about the story! (Who would have thought...)

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Lord Odie's [Mostly] Full Catalog (v4)

I think this is all my stuff. If I'm missing something, please let me know in the comments.

Updated: 12/8/24

  • Updated the status of BHTMDS to 'Complete'.

Anal Etiquette Universe (Novellas)

The Assisted Wellness Initiative - EverWet Comic Commission

Here's a treat for my fellow depraved perverts... I mean, refined coinsures of fine art. RandomTask303 enjoyed the EverWet commercial bonus scene so much that he's having a full comic commissioned by Forkonatable based on the story! They can both be found on Hentai Foundry (links below). I'm post...

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