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Literotica...

I finally have all the APYWGTAE stories through chapter 20 submitted to Literotica now. I've been waiting a week now for them to publish chapter 13. Let's see how long it takes the moderators to actually publish them... Either I'm bugged, or they just don't like me!

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What Brought Y'all Here

More for my own edification than anything else, what site do you guys [most] frequent that you found out about my new Patreon from? 

I probably have my largest audience from Literotica, but they're kind of a pain to post on and don't allow any links or 'self-advertising'. I'm still try...

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Society of Virtue - Majestic: "Time to spank that evil!"

I recently came across the Society of Virtue videos on YouTube. The series is nothing overly risqué, but certainly over the line of what would be considered safe for work for most people. So, view accordingly. 

The Society of Virtue is a parody of the Justice League. One of the main c...

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Published Stories...

All my previously published stories should now be uploaded. I realize which sites I've posted on in the past have been a bit of a patchwork of various stories. So, feel free to browse everything in the Published collection to make sure you're up to date on all my erotica!

An please let me k...

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Anal Etiquette Prequel: The Assisted Wellness Initiative - Week 2

By: Lord Odie

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Anal Etiquette Prequel: The Assisted Wellness Initiative - Week 1 Bonus Scene

By: Lord Odie

Disclaimer: The following is a work of pure sexual fantasy and is intended for adult audiences ONLY. If you are under the age of 18, please stop reading NOW and go tell your parent and/or guardian that you need stricter internet supervision. Any physical r...

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Anal Etiquette Prequel: The Assisted Wellness Initiative - Week 1

By: Lord Odie

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Anal Etiquette Prequel: The Assisted Wellness Initiative - Week 0

By: Lord Odie

Disclaimer: The following is a work of pure sexual fantasy and is intended for adult audiences ONLY. If you are under the age of 18, please stop reading NOW and go tell your parent and/or guardian that you need stricter internet supervision. Any physical r...

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Anal Etiquette Prequel: The Assisted Wellness Initiative - Notes

Anal Etiquette Prequel: The Assisted Wellness Initiative

By: Lord Odie

Disclaimer: The following is a work of pure sexual fantasy and is intended for adult audiences ONLY. If you are under the age of 18, please stop reading NOW and go tell your pa...

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Anal Etiquette: The Assisted Wellness Initiative - Charaters

Allison O’Connor (47; 34DD)


Gina (24)

Courtney (21)

Spitting images of their mother.


Yvonne (43; 36E)

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Beverly Hill’s Therapeutic Medical Day Spa - Chapter 6

6. Binding Brooke

In the Spa’s waiting room, Brooke had spent the last 15 minutes of so overhearing the conversation between an amazingly well-endowed blonde mother in her 50s and her young daughter who looked to be about 23 or so. It was obvious from the context of the discussion that ...

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Beverly Hill’s Therapeutic Medical Day Spa - Chapter 5

5. Penélope’s Office

“You wanted to see me, Doctor?” Patricia asked as she entered Penélope’s luxuriously appointed office.

Penélope paused the video she had been watching just as it was getting to her favorite part. Evidently, Kaylee and her boyfriend, Kyle, were avid ho...

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Beverly Hill’s Therapeutic Medical Day Spa - Chapter 4

4. Hazel Goes Upstairs

“Always nice to see a familiar face, isn’t it?” Patricia asked as she keyed in her PIN on the elevator’s access panel and they waited for the next one heading up. Hazel didn’t reply. Patricia only smiled knowingly. A few seconds later the up arrow illumina...

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Beverly Hill’s Therapeutic Medical Day Spa - Chapter 3

3. Meet Kaylee

Kaylee finished up connecting Summer’s expandable plug and catheter to the control box strapped to her upper thigh. Behind her, Beth was straightening out her skirt in preparation for returning to the waiting lounge to stretch. “There we go,” she commented as she stoo...

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Beverly Hill’s Therapeutic Medical Day Spa - Chapter 2

2. The Spa Explained

Dr. Penélope Vergara started closing her fists every time she rammed them back up inside Hazel’s wide open hole as soon as the younger woman had started orgasming. The added pain had only caused the raven-haired beauty to cum even harder. Despite all the noise Haze...

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Beverly Hill’s Therapeutic Medical Day Spa - Chapter 1

1. Pretreatment

Modern day southern California…

Brooke Knowles entered the large and expensively adorned waiting lounge for the Beverly Hill’s Therapeutic Medical Day Spa, checked in with the front desk for her 11:00 AM appointment and joined the other tw...

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Beverly Hill’s Therapeutic Medical Day Spa - Characters

Inspirations

Brooke Knowles 34E, 32yo (GF: Mindy)


Hazel Benedict 36F, 36yo

2024-03-10 20:42:16 +0000 UTC View Post

Anal Etiquette: Days of Future’s Future - Part 3

Part 3

Anna awoke from her dreamless slumber with a start as her sleep capsule jolted into motion. Every evening – after a grueling sixteen-hour day of continuous treatments – she was packed away into a capsule to rest and recuperate. Of course, some of her treatments h...

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Anal Etiquette: Days of Future’s Future - Part 2

Part 2

Anna knew only darkness of the truck’s cargo space, the sounds of suffering all around her, the taste of her own urine, the stiffness of her joints, and the pain in her body as she slowly acclimated to the massive slab of pointy latex that was pounding deep into he...

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Anal Etiquette: Days of Future’s Future - Part 1

Foreword

So this is just a random idea that I came up with while discussing the “future” of the future with Dunhil; say thirty or so years past the current timeline.

The US has basically become what Germany is now. So that’s easy.

Germany has become... wel...

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Anal Etiquette: Days of Future’s Future - Characters

Anna Ziegler


Dr. Zoe Voigt


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Anal Etiquette: Madrid – Chapter 1

By: Lord Odie

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Anal Etiquette: Madird - Characters

Alessandra Vargas

34D

44 years old


Miguel  



C...

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Anal Etiquette: Weddings

By: Lord Odie

Disclaimer: The following is a work of pure sexual fantasy and is intended for adult audiences ONLY. If you are under the age of 18, please stop reading NOW and go tell your parent and/or guardian that you need stricter internet supervision. Any physical r...

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Anal Etiquette: Lusthansa – Part 2

By: Lord Odie

Disclaimer: The following is a work of pure sexual fantasy and is intended for adult audiences ONLY. If you are under the age of 18, please stop reading NOW and go tell your parent and/or guardian that you need stricter internet supervision. Any physical r...

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Anal Etiquette: Lusthansa – Part 1

By: Lord Odie

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Caroline the Teenage Bum Slut (Redux – Chapter 1)

Originally by: Jason Hitchcock

Adapted by: LordOdie & FantasyWriter1

Disclaimer: The following is a work of pure sexual fantasy and is intended for adult audiences ONLY. If you are under the age of 18, please stop reading NOW and go tell your parent and/or guardian that you ne...

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A Proper Young Woman’s Guide to Anal Etiquette: Characters & Notes

Main Characters: The Wilders


Name: Laura Marie Wilder 

Age: 46

Occupation: Bank branch manager

Vital Statistics: Tall, petite, 34FF cup breasts, dark red hair


Laura is a very desirable cougar and socialite, and the mother to five lovely d...

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A Proper Young Woman’s Guide to Anal Etiquette: Chapter 12

By: Lord Odie

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A Proper Young Woman’s Guide to Anal Etiquette: Chapter 11

By: Lord Odie

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