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VIDEO: CotW 13: Secret Estevez

Kelsey, Rouss, and Alec read your comments from Nailed It, and pitch weather-resistant headgear for people with upside-down faces.

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CotW 13: Secret Estevez

Kelsey, Rouss, and Alec read your comments from Nailed It, and pitch weather-resistant headgear for people with upside-down faces.

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE 5SF: The Ancestral Memory of Cinco de Mayo

A whole 5-Seconds of Film exclusively for you because of your support we love you ahhhh!

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CotW 12: Plastic Fantastic

Today on Comments of the Week Alec, Brian, and Maria discuss Mr. Beast and Barack Obama for probably too long, and read your wonderful and diverse comments from You Can't Leave Like This.

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CotW 11: Deep Presidential Slumber

On the prophesied eleventh episode of Comments of the Week, Alec and Brian read comments from the 5SF "Whoppenheimer," discuss a possible TikTok ban, and threaten to steal your husband and show him a good time.

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CotW 10: Glass Half

Tim, Joey, and Alec discuss levels of stink, AI, Isaac Asimov, and Will Smith. And read your comments from LaughGPT.

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Video: CotW 10 - Glass Half

Tim, Joey, and Alec discuss levels of stink, AI, Isaac Asimov, and Will Smith. And read your comments from last week's LaughGPT.

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CotW 09 - How to Sliding Doors

Mike James teaches Zoran about fatherhood and in turn Alec and Zoran teach him about an obscure Superman villain. Alec and Zoran debut a new segment where they give their takes on Madame Web, and they read at least three comments from 2024-03-22 01:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Early Access - WHOPPENHEIMER

Whoppenheimer

https://youtu.be/ApNrBGquM9k

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CotW 08: Capote vs. Droopy

Alec and Joey read comments from Scarf Boy, and also find the time to discuss puppets, and the effects of facial hair on one's Droopy impression.

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VIDEO: CotW 07: He Can't Lied No More

Kelsey, Maria, Brian, and Alec discuss sending babies to the mines, getting divorced while driving Formula One, and we hear a sneak peek of Beyoncé's new country album. And they read your comments.

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CotW 07: He Can't Lied No More

Kelsey, Maria, Brian, and Alec discuss sending babies to the mines, getting divorced while driving Formula One, and we hear a sneak peek of Beyoncé's new country album. And they read your comments.

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CotW 06: Buried in Blankets and Soup

On today's Comments of the Week, Liv, Rouss, and Alec read your hilarious comments from BARRIAGE, and discuss the science behind particle accelerators. Don't expect to learn anything.

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CotW 06: Buried in Blankets and Soup

On today's Comments of the Week, Liv, Rouss, and Alec read your hilarious comments from BARRIAGE, and discuss the science behind particle accelerators. Don't expect to learn anything.

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BONUS: ALT CUTS: January 2024

January could have gone so differently. We could have run with these versions of the month's 5SFs and gotten possibly the exact same kind of metrics and response instead! But we didn't. But you get to see them anyway! But no one else does, just our elite-tier Patreon subs. But that's okay! Okay, ...

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CotW 05: Private Redacted Baby

On *this* Comments of the Week, Alec, Rouss, and MJ celebrate the parkour community, discuss cool date entrances, and break their brains trying to make Meryl Streep food puns.

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CotW 04: Cuckold-Doodle-Don't

On this week's ep Brian and Alec are joined by Matt Hargreaves get cooped up in chicken puns, discuss the overwhelming power of Chris Pratt, and have an existential crisis while reading your comments.

Audio Quality on this sucker will improve every week! smooches, thanks for subscribing!!!<...

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Early Access: TUMMY TIME

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New 5SF: Fowl Play

He was a hard-boiled man. But this case was proving tough to crack.

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CotW 03: Dead Girl Down, Girl

On this week’s Comments of the Week: Kelsey, Olivia, and Alec discuss childhood crushes, playing corpses, Naked Attraction, and read from the Neponomicon.


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CotW 02: I Knew You Looked Too Good in That Dirndl

On this week's Comments of the Week Podcast Brian, Maria, and Alec discuss Eastern European apparel, 0.5-second films, and the accidental legendary 4-Second Film.

Alec had to use backup audio on this one so he sounds weird! He has been punished accordingly. We're learning this podcast stuf...

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CotW 01: These Are the Precious Angels of Our Lives

On the inaugural (sort of) episode of the Comments of the Week podcast Brian, Alec, and Rouss discuss botanical cuckoldry, Rouss learns some Shakespearean History, and explains how BriTANicK helped pause his sobriety. Bonus: Alec makes Zoran answer for his crimes against Mickey Mouse.

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