The room service girl with the really nice ass you saw down the hall from your room accidentally walks into your room and catches you playing with yourself while checking if you need towels. You somehow convince her to stay, even though she can lose her job, and although you can barely unders...
2019-12-01 11:57:27 +0000 UTC
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Hey y'all!
So the other day I asked if y'all would like to hear me use my other new thingy that I got recently. It's one of those that like suctions and vibrates and you put it over your clit. Like the last thingy, I seriously highly recommend the shit out of it and it is also on sale. ...
2019-11-30 02:48:06 +0000 UTC
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Hey y'all!
It's been a while since I did a ramble so I sat down to do one for y'all. I was a little hyper during this and also my tummy was rumbling during this so I'm sorry in advance!
As always, here is a list of subjects I talked about:
- Black Friday
2019-11-30 02:17:36 +0000 UTC
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... since it's Thanksgiving and I'm feeling a little emotional.
(I'm not drinking or anything either so please don't confuse this for liquid courage)
I just wanted to jump on and say thank you to each and every single one of you for sticking with me and also for being here for me. You...
2019-11-29 04:46:15 +0000 UTC
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Do you remember those old heartdamage ramblefaps? If you’ve been listening to me for a while, then you already know ramblefaps used to be my thing and are what got my popularity growing. Well I got something new and recorded this earlier today. It is tiny and fits in the palm of my hand and...
2019-11-25 23:39:15 +0000 UTC
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I know it's bad luck to see the bride before the wedding, but don't worry, it's just me, the Maid of Honor. I'm here to pick up the wedding rings so I can have them ready during the ceremony... But while I'm here, I need to confess I'd been hoping your relationship wouldn't work out so I coul...
2019-11-22 20:54:22 +0000 UTC
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Hey y'all,
This is a singalong I recorded the day before Disney+ launched and I forgot to post it because I'm actual trash.
THERE'S A NEW AUDIO GOING UP TOMORROW!
-As always the list of songs is down below:
The Gospel of Truth from H...
2019-11-18 22:01:14 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone,
If you follow me on Reddit, then you are probably aware of the post I put up where I asked for people to stop asking for nudes or things from NSFW performers and what my reasoning for it upsetting me is.
I haven't really talked about this much, or I've tried to play it o...
2019-11-17 01:56:11 +0000 UTC
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Your brothers longtime girlfriend comes over in a fit after finding out he is cheating on her. She is demanding to speak to him or for you to get him to come home so she can confront him and she's not leaving until you do so. She begins telling you everything she did for your brother and aski...
2019-11-16 00:20:42 +0000 UTC
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Hey y'all!
I hope you're doing great. Today I had some time to kill so I sat down to record a new ramble about a few of the things going in my life.
As always, here are a few of the things I talked about:
- ASMR with M?
- My comput...
2019-11-14 01:41:09 +0000 UTC
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The cute girl that works on the floor below your office and you get stuck in the elevator and to your surprise, she tells you how much she likes you and how badly she wanted to get you alone. She wanted you so badly that she got her friend to rig the elevator with the promise of letting them ...
2019-11-11 23:52:52 +0000 UTC
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Hey y'all!
So I made an emo playlist a few weeks ago and wasn't sure if I still knew the lyrics to all of the songs so I recorded myself listening to them and (badly) singing along. A lot of these songs I haven't listened to since like high school and made me cringe but I still did this bec...
2019-11-11 06:53:08 +0000 UTC
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Hey y'all!
So as always, I asked you all to submit your anonymous audio themes for the 3 polled audios this month and I went ahead and chose 4 for this first poll. This audio will be going up on Monday afternoon so ...
2019-11-10 03:16:08 +0000 UTC
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So you didn't think No Nut November was going to be easy while being my patron, did you? Oh... you did? You poor thing...
***This audio includes: NNN, seducing you, trying to convince you to break, rubbing my ass against your dick, clit rubbing, face sitti...
2019-11-09 00:32:15 +0000 UTC
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Hey y'all!
I hope you are all having a rad day. I haven't done a ramble in so long so I decided to do one today! I am a little dazed as I drank an energy drink but hopefully it isn't too obvious. Warning as well that I did talk about abuse/mental health/suicide in this so if you're no...
2019-11-04 22:48:49 +0000 UTC
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Hey sweetheart, I know you made dinner and waited for me and I am so sorry for not getting here from work on time. I feel so bad, I know you're mad. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you? No? I'm sure I can think of a thing or two to convince you to forgive me...
***...
2019-11-04 04:05:03 +0000 UTC
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Location: Planet Earth, 92.96 million miles from the Sun
Population: 7.7 Billion
The Premise: An alien disguised as a human sneaks into your room after coming to Earth to live among your kind. You can scream but nobody can hear you....
2019-10-29 03:10:49 +0000 UTC
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Hey y'all!
So I'm hyper, I got a new karaoke microphone, I got my hat on backward and it's time to fucking party.
A few of the topics I talked about are:
- why are people allowed to buy internet devices they can't use?
- the wall in Colorado
- The Lakers <...
2019-10-25 01:52:00 +0000 UTC
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We've been dating for a while and you know I really really like you and as much as I wish I could fuck you, I made a promise to my holy Lord that I would save myself until marriage. I know it's not ideal but I've also heard sometimes anal sex can be fun and it technically wouldn't count, righ...
2019-10-24 01:56:57 +0000 UTC
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Hey y'all!
So after a couple of supernatural-ish audios this month, this poll is 4 different ideas I haven't tackled or really thought of so I'm hella excited to see which one will win. One of these is exciting because a bunch of people keep saying I'm stepping up my mouth sounds and anothe...
2019-10-21 05:26:16 +0000 UTC
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Hey, I know you can't move and you're probably freaking out but... remember me? I'm the girl you told had a nice smile at the coffee shop earlier and well, I'm a witch. During Halloween season, it's easier for us to hide our magic so I couldn't help myself and put some spells on you because I...
2019-10-19 01:13:41 +0000 UTC
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Hey y'all!
So I made the stupid mistake of drinking a red bull today and it has me FUCKED UP. I literally have the shakes and am talking like 500 miles a second.
A few of the topics I talked about in this are:
- My birthday
- My family
- ...
2019-10-18 02:11:39 +0000 UTC
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I know we've been friends for a long time and you're the person I go to when I have problems with my boyfriend or with my family, and I know you used to like me and I turned you down but I have to confess something... I can't stop thinking about fucking you and you having your way with me... ...
2019-10-16 01:21:34 +0000 UTC
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Hey y’all!
I just wanted to jump on and say thaaaank you for the birthday wishes as well as your patience as ive been kinda off of here the last 2 days.
My aunt passed away the day before my birthday and her wake was today so I was busy helping my family with stuff. Her funeral is t...
2019-10-14 03:24:45 +0000 UTC
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I don't know why I'm writing this but I felt like reflecting. You totes don't have to read this if you don't want to either, which is fine, cause like I probably wouldn't read this either.
It might seem so stupid of me to think back when I was 20 that I would be able to accomplish all the t...
2019-10-11 04:45:17 +0000 UTC
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You wake up in the middle of the night and make out a figure at the end of your bed. It's got wings and horns, but wait... tits & hips? It's a succubus and she's here to have her way with you. You've never been with a girl before, you tell her. It's okay though. This is what she's good at...
2019-10-10 22:29:10 +0000 UTC
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Hey y'all!
So I was feeling a bit hyper today and I watched Joker last night so I figured why not record a new ramble? I did talk about the Joker in this but I made sure to leave out any spoilers. I strongly recommend you all watch it because I absolutely loved it. I talk about a few other ...
2019-10-08 02:14:11 +0000 UTC
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Hey y'all!
So this is the first poll of October. These ideas were, of course, submitted by y'all... So did your idea make it into this poll? If it didn't, don't worry! There will be another poll going up after this one that will again include your audio ideas. If you have any themes you for...
2019-10-07 04:35:12 +0000 UTC
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Daddy I know how serious you are about your team but I'm really turned on... Wait till the game is over? But that's foreverrrr from now! Maybe I'll try and steal your attention. You know I'll do anything for your dick...
***This audio includes: trying to seduce you, p...
2019-10-04 22:52:32 +0000 UTC
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Hey y'all!
It's been a while since I did a singalong and I was bored so I decided to record it. I've been having a ton of problems with my microphone recently (even tho I just got this shit like a damn month ago) so if you hear any static, I'm sorry about that. I'm trying to see what else I...
2019-10-04 01:14:34 +0000 UTC
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