Many Realms

An Important Update

Hi, Realmers!

We’re sorry to say the Winds of Fate have decided to blow in a big way. Some very big life events have swept in, meaning we haven’t been able to focus on making the show the way we normally can.

That means we’re going to have to take a short break until the winds d...

Guffawsoleum: Malune 18

Contained herein: the stinky cheese man, Jorie's impropriety, a digression on contemporary genre fiction, innocent bugboys.

As always, we thank you for your continued support!

2024-06-20 14:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post

The Visitor's Guide to Nen

Welcome back, Realmers! Fresh off of our latest instalment, Malune Episode 17: On the Horizon, we thought we'd bid a proper farewell to Nen in the style of our map of Karkown! We had a good couple of episodes exploring this marvellous and magical city, so here's a few extra detai...

Guffawsoleum: Malune 17

Good day, Realmers! A nice, fresh Guffawsoleum seems to have fallen from the boughs of the comedy tree. Let's tuck in, shall we? Herein: Doxxing Jordan, L'Etranger, Pitter Patter, The Slime.

2024-05-21 16:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Sticker Drive Update!

Hello Realmers new and old! April has come to a close, meaning it's time to send out our Many Realms stickers to you lovely folks. We'll send a 3-pack of stickers to you wherever you live, and neither rain, nor sleet, nor petrifying forests, nor big cold foggy valleys -- well, nothing will stop u...

The Loquacious Librarians of Nen

Disseminated to each letter-box in the Postal Hall of the Grand Archive of Nen:

To all scribes of the Grand Archive of Nen:

Heed this missive, for it bears within a grave proclamation that will alter the course of the Grand Archive forevermore.

The Magesâ€...

Guffawsoleum: Malune 16

Hello Realmers! I hope you are as excited to have made it to the city of Nen as we are! Despite the new local, our players are still grinding their old axes (the ever present grudge against Tulip, the long lasting obsession with 2020 Netflix Drama the Queen's Gambit high on the list). Thank you f...

Many Realms Stickers for Patrons!

Hey, Realmers! As a way to say thank you for your support, we'll be sending out some stickers from the collection we brought to Breakout Con. We'll ship them to you, anywhere in the world, at no cost. They're on us. Really.

We're so grateful to have your continued support, which helps us pa...

The Visitor's Guide to Karkown

Hello, Realmers! We hope you enjoyed Episode 15 of The Many Merchants of Malune: The Secrets of Karkown! We were pretty shocked when Jordan dropped this huge bomb on us - that the dwarves of Malune had established a secret bunker-like society belowground. And while we got a good ...

Guffawsoleum: Malune 15

Did you enjoy Episode 15 of The Many Merchants of Malune, "The Secrets of Karkown"? We did too! But only you, esteemed Realmers of the Guffawsoleum tier, will learn the true name of the dwarven city. A name so rare and secretive that it simply does not exist outside of this audio file! Listen on....

On the Nature of Magic and Technology in Malune

What's this?! Another scrap from Marlon's collection of magic books? Jordan took a moment recently to transcribe some additional DM notes about the world of Malune for your reading pleasure, Realmer. As we see in Episode 14, "Duel with the Devil", Malune isn't just a classic medieval fantasy sett...

Guffawsoleum: Malune 14

Hey, Realmers! It's time for another heaping helping of jokes, fresh from the Guffawsoleum. Fun fact: this was our first record post-Jordan's foray into a giant pit, and Jesse was recording from his loud office with a dodgy audio setup. We can't be held responsible for anything that occurs in thi...

Malune Bestiary: 🦌 The Flockhorn Stag 🦌

Wow, Realmers! Did you enjoy our trip down memory lane? What started as a way to keep recording while Jordan was out of town turned into a chance to take a deeper look at each of our Merchants of Malune. We think these episodes turned out pretty well!

For this month's Patreon treat, Jesse t...

Guffawsoleum: Malune Memories

Happy New Year, Realmers! I'm delighted to report that the first Guffawsoleum of 2024 is a doozy! We recorded the three "memory" stories in one session, as we waited for Jordan to return from his self-imposed exile. So we thought it made sense to just release these silly bloopers and jokes as a s...

100 Episodes of Many Realms!

Can you believe it, Realmers?

That's right. Episode 10 of the Many Merchants of Malune (in addition to being yet another banger) carries  the additional honour of being the 100th episode of our show!*

We're  super proud of reaching this milestone. The vast majority of podcas...

Guffawsoleum: Malune 10

Grief makes us nervous. As the Barenaked Ladies once said, "we're the kind of podcast that laughs at a funeral." So you can understand how this episode made us feel. We hope you join us in laughing through the tears!

2023-11-28 19:00:25 +0000 UTC View Post

Malune Bestiary: The Heart of the Forest

Aw, man. We hoped this page would have some answers on how to take this thing down, but it looks like the caravan is out of luck. If you're still a little teary-eyed over the end of the last episode, maybe you can use this bestiary page to dab your eyes as we figure out how to keep moving this ca...

Guffawsoleum: Malune 09

Did you enjoy our epic battle with the Heart of the Forest? Did you shed a tear at the devastating ending? Do you just really, really hate Tulip? Well, this Guffawsoleum is for you!

2023-10-16 15:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Malune Bestiary: Dragonborn

With a new episode of Malune--and a new friend to the caravan--comes a new bestiary page! Though these notes seem to raise more questions than they answer, it becomes clear that Marlon has been having a grand old time littering notes throughout his bestiary! Let's hope Kheel never steals a glance...

Malune 08: Guffawsoleum

Malune 08: Guffawsoleum (Transcript) 

Realmers, we liked episode 8 and we hope you did too! It was a bit of a respite from the gauntlet of stress and...

Malune Bestiary: Bullywug

Hello, Realmers! We hope you're enjoying our thrilling adventures in Malune as Season Five really opens up to a wild and dangerous world!

For the past few months we've catalogued the inventory of our PCs wagons, but for this month's post we thought we'd explore some other elements of Malune...

20 Things in Zeke's Wagon

Hi everyone, here's the final 20 things in the wagon! Now, both Jesse and Eli were all "these aren't all canonical" but I'm going to go out on a limb and say all of mine are absolutely canonical. If we don't get a scene of the Winter family playing horseshoes and picking flowers, just know that's...

Guffawsoleum Episodes 4 and 5

Hi everyone! 

Episode's 4 and 5 of Malune were intended to be just one, but that big fight scene ended up warranting it's own episode! As such, the Guffawsoleums for both got thrown together. Join us for a little extra peak into the planning of our caravan marching order, horses who DO...

20 Things in Jolie's Wagon

Hey friends! We've already looked at the things in Sylvie's wagon, so next up is your favourite cheesemongering winemakering cleric, Jolie. As Jesse mentioned, these aren't all entirely canonical at whichever point in the story you're at-- but they were probably canonical at some point or ano...