Jordan Shiveley: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of ARE YOU READY FOR THE SEX GIRLS?
Shiveley: THE HOT HOT LEAN HOT BIG HOT GIRLS?
Shiveley: THE RIGHT RIGHT ULTRA VITAL NICE NICE GIRLS?
Shiveley: OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY
Shiveley: MADE FRESH F...
Lyndsey Coal: ahoy there minnows!
Dean Koontz: aye aye cap'n!
Croal: I CAN'T HEAR YOUUUUU
Koontz: AYE AYE, CAP'N!
Barker: oh we're doing this bit again? ok
Croal: OHHHHHH
Croal: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the girl with barnacles f...
Jordan Kurella: [scrimshawing a narwal tusk] ahoy there minnows
Dean Koontz: aye aye, cap'n!
Kurella: I CAN'T HEAR YOUUUUUUU
Koontz: AYE AYE, CAP'N!
Kurella: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Kurella: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, this be the tale of the vice shark
Kurel...
2025-06-11 16:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostTheresa C. Gaynord: i just want to say,i support trump 100% doing anything
Gaynord: i don't care how many children he has to murder, how many grandmothers he has to terrorize
Gaynord: it's all worth it, to finally get the rogue state of COMMIEfornia under control
Gaynord: do you know the...
Leonora Carrington: tea spoons and jelly spoons
Carrington: i'm going to tell you about something i know nothing about
Carrington: one sunny night two dead boys woke up to face each other back to back
Carrington: if you don't believe me, ask the blind man
Carrington: he saw it
Carr...
[space coven]
Mary Robinette Kowal: listen up, boys!
Kowal: I've got a story for you… the story of the lady astronaut!
Kowal: that's right
Kowal: a lady wants to be an astronaut
Kowal: how about that?!
Kowal: while working for jim Henson productions, i was inspired by that ...
2025-06-07 16:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostPoe: you know we've been talking an awful lot about elon musk lately
Poe: maybe we should get back to horror stuff
Poe: after all
Poe: that's kinda our reason for being
Barker: yeah but maybe
Barker: maybe we can do ONE more elon thread
Barker: just as a treat
Poe: come on...
2025-06-06 16:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostKing: hey uh
King: where's elon?
Barker: why? do you want him here?
King: NO
King: no i mean
King: he's usually here
King: it's not like him to not show up
Poe: we moved the campfire without telling him
King: that usually doesn't stop him
King: i dunno guys
King: ...
Natasha Lyonne: hey guys so david lynch couldn't be here tonight so he wanted me to tell you all that he thinks AI generated art is the future
King:
Barker:
Poe:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
King: really? david lynch said that?
Poe: steve
Lyonne: oh yeah he especially love...
2025-06-04 20:55:32 +0000 UTC View PostJK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i am here to tell you about my new womensss conferenccce
Rowling: where we will finally end the tyranny of orgasssmsss
Barker: what
Barker: what the fuck
Barker: this time, you've gone too far rowling!!
Rowling: sssee, having orgasssmss rel...
2025-06-03 22:29:03 +0000 UTC View Post[space coven]
Robert Heinlein: people, i'm afraid that the situation on earth is hopeless
Heinlein: elon musk has been ejected from the government and with him dies the dream of a utopian libertarian outpost on Mars free from the tyranny of age of consent laws
Heinlein: it's up to us...
Elon Musk: eyyy stephano king
Musk: now that i'ma no worka at doge
Musk: i haffa more time to forra da important things
Stephen King: oh, like your family?
Musk:
Musk: no
Musk: notta dat
Musk: no that ima no atta da doge, i can spenda my time onna da more important t...
2025-05-31 01:48:14 +0000 UTC View PostStephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of
Elon Musk [rising from bushes]: eyyyy stephano king
King: oh it's elon
King: i thought you were busy with doge
Musk: eyyy i'm done witha that
Musk: so more time to spenda with my best ami...
Chuck Tingle: good evening, my good chums
King: oh excellent! it's chuck tingle!
King: he's great, he's always so funny
Tingle: actually, chums, this is serious horror
King: what
King: what? you're not doing funny erotica anymore?
Tingle: i never did funny erotica, chum
Ki...
Arthur Machen: submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the bowman
Machen: about how some ghostly Agincourt archers appeared out of the heavens to save a troop of British soldiers in world war 1
King: oh yeah the angels of mons, I've heard of them
Mache...
Darren Aronofsky: hey it's me Darren aronofsky, the doyenne of psychological horror
Aronofsky: you may remember me from such innovative psychological horror concepts like
Aronofsky: "what if you had some really annoying houseguests"
Aronofsky: or
Aronofsky: "what if a guy was really f...
JA Johnstone: Submitted for the approval, I call this the tale of the blue state bloodsuckers invading real america
JA Johnstone: they ruined the blue states with their nanny state nattering
JA Johnstone: now antifa supersoliders are going to execute all the small business owners in the t...
William W Johnstone: tonight, my nephew is going to help me tell a story
JA Johnstone: you bet, unca will!
Stephen King: aw isn't that cute?
King: i remember the first time i had joe help me tell a story
King: anyone want to see a picture of my boy joe?
King: spitting image of...
Eve Harms: we've got a story tonight
Mariah Darling: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, we call this the tale of the chasers
Barker: does it involve a sketchy online ad
Darling: no it does not
Harms: but it could have!
Darling: eve
Harms: it could have!!!
...
2025-05-13 19:20:35 +0000 UTC View PostCat Voleur: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the revenge arc
Voleur: it's about a woman who makes a webcomic about dark web tortures
Voleur: but when her biggest fan starts to take things too seriously
Voleur: things start to get
Voleur: TOO ...
Hugo Gernsback: hey everyone its me, hugo gernsback
Gernsback: editor of Amazing Stories and namesake of the hugo awards
Gernsback: perhaps you've heard of them?
Clive Barker: oh buddy
Barker: buddy
Barker: we've heard all about them ha ha
Gernsback: ah yes my precious hugo a...
2025-05-07 16:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostStephen King: happy harry potter day everyone!
Barker: what
King: today is the day that we remember all the brave souls who lay done their lives for the battle of hogwarts
Barker:
Barker: what
King: ok look
King: i know that JK Rowling's kinda problematic these days
Barker...
HP Lovecraft: everyone, this is harry Houdini the famous magician
Harry Houdini: hey
Stephen King: you know harry Houdini?
Lovecraft: oh yeah we've been looking for a project to work on together for a while
King:
Lovecraft: we already established he's not really italian
King:...
2025-05-05 16:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostJude Cook: for too long, the literary world has been dominated by women
Cook: people have been asking 'when will men have a chance?'
Cook: well guess what
Cook: men, your time has finally arrived
Cook: if you think about it, men have really been shortshrifted in the whole book thin...
2025-04-29 18:05:53 +0000 UTC View Post[a scottish castle with a 4 foot fence]
JK Rowling: finally!
Rowling: after yearss of sstruggle, i have achieved my life goal
Rowling: to be the final arbiter of lesssbianisssm
Rowling: i'm not gonna let some uppity lessbianss tell me what they are!
Rowling: but what'ss next for...
2025-04-28 19:10:48 +0000 UTC View PostRyan Coogler: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the sinners
Coogler: so you ever watch a movie where for the first half you think you're watching one kind of movie
Coogler: but then in the third reel suddenly its about vampires doing a siege on a ba...
It turns out that there's video footage of the LIVE at Babscon reading of the Legend of Lauren Faust! Here's a little treat for you party people! You can barely even tell that I'm drunk here XD
Lauren Faust = Cosmic Keyframe
Dean Koontz = The Looney Turtle
HP Lovecraft = Nat
Mary S...
Elon Musk: eeeey Stephano king maybe i tella da story
King: i didn't know you wrote stories, elon
Musk: i paid someone to
Musk: i mean uhhh
Musk: si!
Musk: submit for-a da approval offa da midnight society, i gotta real scary story
Musk: mama mia itsa gonna scare the lasagna ...
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyyy Stephano king!
Stephen King: what is it now elon
Musk: eyyy i decide to steppa back from doge
Musk: now i haffa much more time to hang with my besta bud Stephano king
King:
King:
King:
Poe: steve why is elon musk here
King: it wasn'...
This past weekend, I participated in a live Midnight Pals reading at BABScon 2025 aka the last My Little Pony convention. It was a lot of fun, and if you missed it, you can read the script for yourself here! Also enjoy this relevant ponified pic of the main pals by 2025-04-21 22:02:20 +0000 UTC View Post