Ah, another peaceful month being a normal person affiliated with no one. It's a beautiful day out here in Regular-ville USA, with nothing weird or stupid going on at all. It sure would be a shame if some agent provocateur were to shock the system by throwing a wrench in...
2021-04-01 04:22:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Apparently this is considered a good game according to reviews. This shocked and horrified me because playing it I could have just as easily assumed it to be some janky, eternally unfinished 99 cent steam game that youtubers play as a joke. Oh i played it all right, and it's a joke all right, but...
2021-03-01 05:44:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh Christ I got embroiled in an argument about steak fajitas all day and almost forgot to post my silly gamer stuff, without which I couldn't afford steak fajitas in the first place. Life is ironic. If that's not the correct way to use ironic don't worry, I don't care.
Despite bei...
Hey look what i found! Not just one but FOUR Scary spooky bullshit videos that i didn't get a chance to post back in October. Must have ran out of Halloween, what a terrible shame. Good thing January doesn't have anything interesting of it's own going on, outside of the usual crumbling of America...
2021-02-01 05:57:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's the last of The Resident Evil 7 highlights, or maybe lowlights, unless i ever go back to it, which i will not because I don't like it. It's full of poopy guys, and also guys made of poop, it's like come on pick a lane, have one or the other. Now Conker's Bad Fur Day on the other hand, ther...
2021-02-01 05:23:46 +0000 UTC View Post
You might wanna turn the volume down a bit before clicking on this one.
Here's episode 3 of my horrible adventures trying to find sustenance in the concrete jungle of Man's hectic world. Let's hope to God this ends here and remains a trilogy because i shudder to think what happens if ...
2021-02-01 04:33:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's by far my favorite thing i've done this year, The Low Effort Skit Show. A very, very dumb collection of haphazard silliness from the Flint Rat Gang, which i like to consider myself a part of despite spending most of my time living in the woods.
I loved the process of making this, and...
2021-01-01 02:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
The show that will never die returns again. Amazingly, this episode is actually good, maybe my favorite one since i started running this cursed experiment called Beer Quest 10,000 years ago. Having someone to hold the camera always makes everything more dynamic and fun, so for that you can thank ...
2021-01-01 02:00:19 +0000 UTC View Post
You may have noticed I didn't post anything here all throughout November. It was bound to happen sooner or later. I was so busy having a grown up life that i forgot to do my baby-shit internet job. The upside to that is you didn't have to give me any money, the downside of course being that I did...
2021-01-01 02:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, I'm still alive. Remember when everyone was mad at celebrities for like a month? Think back on the year, it was somewhere in there with everything else. Well i put this together around then, but then i came up with the title and realized i had to wait until today to post it because that's ju...
2021-01-01 01:59:24 +0000 UTC View Post
This video features a video game boss battle representation of the real spiritual war i fight every time i set foot in a garage. Time for a spooky true story about the scariest thing there is, living in the actual world.
Recently, during a routine oil change, I was informed by a trusted wre...
2020-10-30 04:26:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Okay, i didn't put this in the review, but i have to say it somewhere. Look at the Title of this movie. The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then Bigfoot. Pretty cool name for a movie, sounds rad, that's what got my attention in the first place. But look again. That's not the title.
It's The...
2020-10-23 19:53:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh yeah baby, you know i can't talk about a bunch of spooky movies without talking about at least one spooky video game, on account of how cool video games are.
Soma is what you get when you cross Bioshock with Outlast, and it's also what you get when you cross a good game
Oh boy! It's finally October 19 days ago! That means it's time for... this fuckin shit!
Scary movies!
Spooky games!
Bullshit reviews!
Do i even need to explain this any further? This is what i do in October. Because i did it one time, and then i kept doing it, that's...
2020-10-20 03:23:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh my God end this fucking month for the love of Satan. I feel like that Green Day song about how much September fucking sucks, because September fucking sucked. I'm ready for spookies so let's just get to it. I declare it October now. Here's the continuation of a let's play series i started mayb...
2020-09-30 16:33:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Just look at this guy, look at him and his stupid beard shitting up my Final Fantasy 7. This is the thrilling conclusion to me finishing up those post-game errands. As you can see i had to go all the way back through the damn Shinra building, now featuring the goddamn mayor from Powerpuff Girls f...
2020-09-30 16:00:46 +0000 UTC View Post
I was back in town for another classy King Rat podcast episode recently and wait till you hear what high brow hijinks us good old boys are up to this time. You won't believe how many laughs we have in store for you here, at least 10! And that's a damn good number of laughs if i say so myself.&nbs...
2020-09-29 23:07:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh God, I'm sorry for all these food videos. I didn't mean for it to happen this way. I swear this isn't some horrible new passion of mine or maniacal shift in direction. It's just a cruel accident of fate that i ended up furiously producing somewhere between a half and a baker's dozen videos wit...
2020-09-29 02:24:23 +0000 UTC View Post
This is a new contender for stupidest video ever, and i made three of them, so i guess it's a series. I don't know what you've all managed to accomplish spiritually in 2020, but here's what terrible new plateaus of enlightenment i've ascended to so far.
1. Live In The Woods
2. Go Craz...
2020-09-28 23:57:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes. Like clockwork, as soon as you think he's finally gone forever, everyone's favorite horrible character returns. I was actually going to post a sort of forest vlog thing, but i guess i'll save that because i straight up just found this lost episode of Babadook Spook. Apparently that spooky ba...
2020-09-01 03:30:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Pathologic 2 is a scary coof game about a plague or something that i bought because ha ha covid get it? Same reason i'm sure anyone bought it. Some games are played by everyone because they're free and fun like Fall Guys, other games are played exclusively by streamers and youtubers because memes...
2020-09-01 02:42:54 +0000 UTC View Post
This is a new series... maybe, where i rant and complain about food and how terrible it all is and what a constant burden it is to have to shove this crap in my body just to stay alive in a world that sucks and is full of losers anyways.
In this first episode i holler at Dairy Queen a...
2020-09-01 02:26:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Yeah that's right, I made a sports video. You didn't know i was a sports guy, did you? Well there's a lot you don't know about me. For your information i was a basketball/baseball/mini-golf prodigy before someone fucked up and got me a Sega Genesis. That someone was Santa Claus, and he's been on ...
2020-08-31 23:16:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Fuck i gotta write this post fast patreon is being fuckin weird and crapping out on me all day ah crap. i gotta get this up while i still can i'll come back and edit this post later and make it good i promise. fuck.
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Okay, im back. Sorry folks, patreon was being weird....
2020-08-01 03:54:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Resident Evil Zero is sort of a forgotten stepchild in the Resident Evil canon, and for good reason, i suck at it. This is the first time i've played this game since it came out in 2002 or whatever so excuse me, princess if i immediately get lost on a train level that consists entirely of a strai...
2020-08-01 03:43:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's more of my post game riffing on FF7 Remake. This video contains the 20 minute section of Shinra Tower where the game is actually sort of cool, right before careening off a cliff with it's time ghost shenanigans. As was said by Scarlett in the thumbnail "Stop, you're timing is impeccably at...
2020-08-01 03:23:47 +0000 UTC View Post
And now... the epic, nightmare conclusion to that beerquest video i posted the other month. This is part 2, of 2. Which means you never have to watch this show again, even though for some asinine reason that i'll never understand it seems most of you actually like watching me torture myself with ...
2020-08-01 03:12:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes. More FF7 remake. It's a real AVALANCHE of content you're getting today.
I really meant to space these out over the month this time, but all the copyright trouble i had to deal with for the RE3 video threw everything out of wack and pissed me right off, so i had to leave civilization an...
2020-07-01 04:34:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Everyone loves The Witcher 3, and it's not hard to see why, After all, it's pretty much the only game in town with a guy named DUDU. At last, proof that games can be art.
Dudu is sadly not in this video, i couldn't find him. To be honest i think i probably found him off camera between...
2020-07-01 02:32:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey guys, remember the Final Fantasy 7 remake? Remember when that was a big deal? Before the fake virus, and the manufactured hysteria, and the tyrannical lockdown, and the martial law, and the stupid tiger show, and the riots, and the race war, and the proletariat revolt, and the complete media-...
2020-07-01 01:34:50 +0000 UTC View Post